My Wife is an Evil Dragon

Chapter 66



Chapter 66

Chapter 66: The Brave Hero Has Strange Hobbies

Choosing clothes for a beautiful girl is definitely something that can make people happy.

Lucia is a clothes hanger, she looks good in anything.

Xia Li only needs to imagine it a little, and the corners of his mouth will start to rise crazily.

“Should I get a pair of cat ears… No, I should buy dragon horns.”

“Wolf tail… This tail should be a pendant, right? Tsk, how come it’s a Q-cute store, but the maid outfit in this store is quite nice-looking.”

“Huh? I’m here to buy regular clothes, why are they recommending this kind of stuff to me? Even I think this big data is perverted.”

Lucia, who was lying on the sofa fiddling with the little sheep, subconsciously covered the top of her head after hearing the strange sound Xia Li made behind her, and then went to grab the tail that wasn’t there behind her.

No magic power…

So these dragon-form features can’t be shown for the time being. But Xia Li actually likes these things?

Dragon horns are a symbol of power, and dragon tails are very aggressive.

Does he like to be whipped by a tail?

If Xia Li likes it… I will definitely satisfy him in the future.

Just as Lucia was wondering why Xia Li’s personal preferences were so strange, Xia Li’s gaze fell on Lucia’s legs.

Lucia subconsciously tightened her toes and timidly retracted her feet under the little sheep’s belly.

It’s not a good thing to be stared at by the Brave Hero…

With this kind of look, the next step should be to take the Demon Repelling Sword and chop off her legs.

Just like playing games last night, he would swing his long sword around, and then turn around and ask her if he looked cool.

“Your feet…”

Xia Li looked down thoughtfully.

After hesitating for a moment, he squatted down beside Lucia.

The soft ruler in his hand was like a teacher’s pointer, Xia Li reached out and grabbed Lucia’s ankle, which was wearing white socks.

Lucia was like a big cat whose fate had been grabbed by the scruff of its neck, not daring to move.

Behind the Brave Hero was the Demon Repelling Sword emitting a faint blue light. Lucia might not be afraid of Xia Li, but she was definitely afraid of the Demon Repelling Sword.

“It tickles…” Lucia’s smooth instep twitched.

“I’m buying shoes, let me measure you.”

Xia Li showed his phone to Lucia without any guilt, and Lucia saw all kinds of round-toe leather shoes on the phone screen.

“I don’t want green peep-toe shoes…” Lucia whispered, turning her head.

The peep-toe slippers Xia Li bought for her were too ugly. They were fine to wear at home, but if she was going out, it would be too embarrassing for a dragon.

“23… not 23, 22.5.”

Xia Li squinted, his eyes barely able to focus on the soft ruler.

The evil dragon’s little feet were like a small boat, lying quietly in Xia Li’s palm. Probably afraid that Xia Li would tickle her, she curled her instep and her toes were hooked together, pulling a horizontal crease on the little white socks.

This ice cream… This shoe size length, should be 35, right?

I don’t know if Lucia’s body will continue to grow.

However, logically speaking, the Earth without magic power made the giant dragon lose the ability to disguise itself with magic, but Lucia was a carbon-based life after all. She would gain weight if she ate too much, and she might even grow taller if she jumped more.

“I’ve got the size.”

Xia Li put the soft ruler back in his pocket, and Lucia immediately retracted her feet and stepped on the sofa.

“Size…”

As if realizing what Xia Li meant by “size,” Lucia asked sincerely.

“Isn’t it on the bottom of the shoes you bought me?”

As she spoke, she also turned out the label on the back of her collar to show Xia Li, “There’s a size here too.”

Xia Li was silent for a long time, staring at Lucia’s clear eyes.

He couldn’t say he was being perverted, he just forgot about it for a moment.

After clearing his throat, Xia Li started placing orders online.

Straight men never struggle with choosing clothes, as long as the color is passable and it’s not revealing when worn.

A total of three sets of autumn clothes were settled. Considering that the temperature would drop sharply after autumn, Xia Li specially chose a white down jacket for Lucia.

This evil dragon is resistant to cold, and the probability of going out is small, so buying a down jacket is a bit unnecessary.

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But thinking of Fang Xia’s words “ordered to rectify,” Xia Li pursed his lips and decisively chose to pay.

Last time, he exchanged Lucia’s gold coins for more than 14,000 yuan. Now, including living expenses, he had already spent 3,000, and the remaining 11,000 could buy a lot of things.

“I bought you some picture albums, books, and a lot of Chinese textbooks.”

After paying with facial recognition, Xia Li threw his phone back on the sofa and began to speak earnestly to the evil dragon.

“You know too few characters. If you want to integrate into this society, literacy and calculation are the most basic foundations.

Modern society does not allow violence. The strongest weapon for ordinary people is their mouth. Speaking, listening, and writing, these three abilities are very important. They not only relate to your social life, but also determine your future destiny.”

In order to make Lucia realize the importance of this matter, Xia Li deliberately spoke in a serious direction.

After all, this guy’s persona in front of Fang Xia was “Xia Li’s university classmate.”

As a college student in the same year as Xia Li, it would be a joke if Lucia didn’t know a single character.

And Xia Li was right about one thing.

Learning basic literacy skills was a very important step for Lucia to integrate into society.

“You teach me?”

“There will be supporting video tutorials to teach you. I’m only responsible for testing you.”

“…”

As soon as Lucia heard that the teacher was not Xia Li, she immediately lost interest.

Whether it was playing games or studying, as long as Xia Li was not involved, it was meaningless to her.

“There will be a test for each unit.”

Xia Li knew what this evil dragon was thinking, and emphasized, “There will be punishment if you fail the test. If you pass, I’ll record it in the little notebook, just like the cleaning work before. You can save the money to buy things you want.”

Sure enough, with rewards and punishments clearly defined, Lucia was more willing to accept it.

She sat up from the sofa, her arms propped up on either side, the neckline of her shoulders loosely drooping down, revealing half of her delicate shoulders.

The warm overhead lights shone on Lucia’s soft black hair, the curled ends curving playfully in front of her chest.

After thinking for a long time, Lucia asked.

“What’s the punishment?”

This money-loving dragon’s first reaction was not the reward, but the punishment.

And, she seemed to be looking forward to this kind of punishment.

Xia Li answered without thinking, “I’ll punish you to copy test papers!”

“…” Since it wasn’t sitting on Xia Li’s lap and watching him slay dragons.

Lucia was a little disappointed.

“Is there that kind of punishment?” she asked again.

“What kind?”

At this moment, countless indescribable images flashed through Xia Li’s mind.

“It’s…”

Lucia shyly raised her two index fingers and gently touched them together.

She remembered the scene she saw on the bus.

The feeling of boys and girls hugging each other was very novel to her.

The image of a girl standing on tiptoe and touching a boy’s lips always made Lucia’s heart itch when she thought about it.

If pure friendship was stronger than a couple, then wouldn’t doing things between couples with pure friendship be a punishment for pure friendship?

Lucia searched her mind for the word and tentatively said:

“… Ruminate?”

Xia Li: “?”

Recommending a friend’s book 《Her Highness the Saint Will Not Submit to the Devil》


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