novelraw Chapter 33
Chapter 33
Chapter 33: Male Bunny Girl?
Xia Li didn’t feel full from the thin porridge he had that morning.
People from Sichuan Province are indeed more accustomed to noodles for breakfast.
So as noon approached, Xia Li ordered two cups of milk tea for himself, which could be considered a reward for finding a part-time job.
“Do you want coconut milk or jasmine tea?”
Xia Li took the takeout and turned to ask Lucia in the room.
Lucia hid behind the door, stealthily staring in the direction of the entrance.
“…Male Bunny Girl?”
Lucia’s tone was surprised and a little incredulous.
The delivery guy had already gone downstairs. Xia Li closed the door and looked at the tiptoeing dragon with a strange expression. Come to think of it, evil dragons have a strong sense of territory.
If she already considered Xia Li’s home as her territory, then everyone who entered her territory was an enemy.
…If Xia Li hadn’t held Lucia back just now, this evil dragon would have launched an attack, right? “What male bunny girl?”
Xia Li took out the milk tea cups one by one and inserted the straws.
“The one just now, he had bunny ears on his head.”
“That’s the logo of Mittuan Delivery, just a headband.”
“But in the human world, it’s maids who are responsible for delivering food, and maids who wear bunny ears are Bunny Girls.”
Lucia didn’t know much about humans, but when she used to sneak into adventurer taverns, the ones she saw the most were maids.
Human males seem to like maids very much. They are good at dressing maids in all kinds of ways, some with ears, some with tails, and some with a big bell hanging on their chest.
Lucia couldn’t appreciate it, she just thought that human preferences were very strange.
“The people who deliver food here are called delivery guys, not maids.” Xia Li explained.
“Could it be a manservant?”
“It’s not a manservant either.”
“Could it be that you don’t like maids, Xia Li?”
“Of course I li… Of course I don’t like them, how could an upright human Brave Hero like maids?”
Xia Li almost fell into Lucia’s trap.
He handed over the milk tea, interrupting the topic.
“Try this, you must have never had it before.”
Lucia was a little wary of the paper cup Xia Li handed her.
Last time, Xia Li also handed her a bubbly drink like this, which caused her to be attacked by those bubbles.
“It’s not bubbly this time, just a little hot.” Xia Li said.
“…”
Lucia pouted. She struggled for 0.05 seconds, then decisively took Xia Li’s straw in her mouth.
Lucia’s dragon life had no philosophy. She lived in a daze for the hundred years from a young dragon to an adult dragon.
But there was one thing she understood very well…
Better to let down the world than to let down good food! Food was a scarce resource in Azure Continent, let alone delicious food.
“This is delicious!”
Lucia’s eyes lit up after taking a sip of coconut milk.
Xia Li really enjoyed her expression.
Eating with such a foodie would make his appetite better.
“It’s similar to the soy milk last time, very fragrant!”
Lucia held the thick straw in her mouth. Because she had just learned to use this tool to drink, her suction was weak, and she had to exhale a long breath after every two sips.
“…Drink slowly.”
Xia Li was afraid that this silly dragon would choke herself.
“Xia Li, I want to try yours.”
In the blink of an eye, the evil dragon had already set her sights on Xia Li’s cup.
“I’ll get you a… bowl?”
Just as he was about to turn around, the paper cup in Xia Li’s hand made a suspicious gurgling sound.
Xia Li frowned.
“…Hmm, it’s not as good as mine.”
The great gourmand, Lucia, commented sharply.
Xia Li stared at the wet straw, his face full of disgust.
He had heard before that dragons were cold-blooded by nature and couldn’t distinguish between emotions. Even dragons who took on human form and lived in human manors still treated humans with indifference.
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But why was this silly dragon in front of him so enthusiastic?
Enthusiastic to the point of having no sense of boundaries.
Xia Li chanted this in his heart a hundred times.
Dragon saliva is good stuff, dragon saliva is good stuff…
After finally convincing himself, Xia Li lowered his head and took a big gulp.
Hmm, just an ordinary milk tea taste.
Fortunately, he didn’t have any strange expectations from the beginning.
From now on, if Xia Li ever saw someone online saying ‘the straw a girl has used is sweet’, he would refute it.
The straw is sweet because the milk tea itself is sweet. The stuff remaining on the straw wall is completely a mixture of saliva and drink, there’s no such sacred thing.
Don’t say girls are sweet, even dragon daughters can’t be sweet!
Xia Li took a few big gulps, his eyes falling on Lucia’s red lips that were pouting because she was sucking hard on the straw.
Sweet?
Impossible!
Dragon mouths are for breathing fire.
And dragon saliva is for alchemy!
Standing in place wearing flip-flops, Lucia was carefully distinguishing the taste of the two milk teas. The coconut jelly she sucked into her mouth made her chew a couple of times involuntarily.
But soon, Lucia forgot what Xia Li’s cup tasted like.
So she raised her sincere eyes to look at Xia Li.
“Xia Li, I want to try yours again…”
“Gulp——!!!”
The milk tea cup in Xia Li’s hand let out a mournful cry of being drained.
He had never finished a cup of milk tea at the speed of chugging a beer bottle before.
Damn, I’m so full.
Xia Li clutched his stomach and gasped for breath.
Now no one can take advantage of anyone!
“…”
Seeing this, Lucia had no choice but to withdraw her thoughts.
She grumbled in her heart, why was this Brave Hero so protective of his food? She hadn’t been protective of her food for so many days, and she just wanted to taste it, not rob him.
“Hey——”
“Boss Xia!”
Just as Xia Li was pacing back and forth in the living room because he was full, a pair of heavy footsteps approached from afar, running from the other end of the corridor with a thump, thump, thump.
It could be heard that the owner of the footsteps was in a hurry, and maybe even excited.
“Open the door, open the door, if you don’t open it, I’ll get my own key!!”
The rough voice of the man at the door came through muffled, as if he was lying on Xia Li’s metal door in a contorted posture.
Lucia, who was still drinking milk behind Xia Li, was startled by this sudden change.
She immediately got up and went to the kitchen, where there was the kitchen knife she bought last time.
When the dragon in the lair faces an unknown danger, there is always only one thought.
——Attack.
Drive out the intruder!
“Go to my room.”
However, Xia Li grabbed Lucia’s wrist and gave her a clear instruction.
As everyone knows, dragons are not obedient.
A dragon who obeys casually will not only appear spineless, but also lose face.
“Oh…”
Lucia, the faceless dragon, went to Xia Li’s bedroom with her milk tea cup in her arms.
There was no other way, mainly because the milk tea was too delicious.
If she resisted Xia Li’s instructions, she wouldn’t get any food next time.
Watching Lucia return to his room, Xia Li turned the doorknob.
The boy behind the door was still squatting on the ground picking the lock. Seeing that the door was open, he quickly raised his dusty face.
Xia Li looked at him with disgust.
“Stop picking, the key has been confiscated.”