novelraw Chapter 240
Chapter 240
Chapter 240: The Dragon Slayer is Eventually Slain by the Dragon
If Lucia in human form acting cute was soft, adorable, and a direct hit to Xia Li’s heart,
then Lucia in giant dragon form acting cute…
could only be described as a ‘mudslide.’
It was utterly earth-shattering.
A normal person simply couldn’t withstand it.
Xia Li just wanted Lucia to transform into her human form to eat, as it would be easier for her to get full.
But this stubborn dragon refused, insisting that Xia Li roast the food bit by bit and then hand-feed her.
Seeing Xia Li’s refusal, she simply lay on the ground, throwing a tantrum and rolling around.
Usually, when she acted cute like this, Xia Li would just pick up her light body and coax her until she was fine. But now…
He couldn’t lift her, he simply couldn’t.
If she rolled around any more, the surrounding trees would probably be flattened.
“Okay, okay, I’ll feed you, I’ll feed you.”
Xia Li, utterly helpless, could only compromise under the dragon’s coercion and enticement.
He roasted another large lamb leg for Lucia, then laboriously grabbed the lamb’s hoof, swung it in a half-circle, and threw the leg into the giant dragon’s mouth as if throwing a shot put.
Only then did Lucia truly get to eat a decent piece of meat.
“Crunch, crunch,”
The lamb leg, taller than Xia Li’s shoulder, was as easy for Lucia to eat as chicken cartilage.
Xia Li knew she didn’t like spicy food, so he only seasoned it with cumin and salt.
Even this taste was enough to surpass 100% of the food in Azure Continent!
“Mmm, delicious!”
With the large lamb leg in her mouth, Lucia lay prone, turned half a circle, then curled up her tail and chewed slowly.
Xia Li spent more than an hour painstakingly feeding the dragon until she was full.
Fortunately, they were in Azure Continent, where meat was inexpensive.
If they were on Earth, one meal for Lucia would cost them three months’ worth of food expenses.
“Xia Li, Xia Li, help me check my mouth.”
Lucia savored the taste, her dragon tongue licking around her mouth.
As if sensing something strange, she opened her bloody maw for Xia Li to see.
Xia Li initially didn’t want to look.
But with the help of the firelight, he caught sight of the giant dragon’s fleshy pink, moist mouth, and his gaze was drawn to it like a magnet.
Firstly, Xia Li didn’t have any unusual fetishes, but only with Lucia did he feel he could handle it. Secondly, he really didn’t have any unusual fetishes.
“What’s wrong with your mouth?”
Xia Li stood up and went to look.
“It seems like something’s stuck in my teeth.”
Lucia’s deep voice came from above.
This was the first time Xia Li had heard of a dragon getting something stuck in its teeth.
He leaned over to examine the situation inside Lucia’s dragon mouth, his gaze sweeping past the rows of sharp fangs, automatically locking onto the deep pink interior of her mouth.
When the giant dragon’s upper and lower jaws were fully opened, the length of her mouth was almost equal to her head.
A full three meters high, equivalent to the standard height of a floor, Xia Li could even jump twice inside.
His gaze followed the rows of terrifyingly white fangs deeper into the cavity.
Xia Li saw the deep crimson throat.
The soft, red tissue seemed to sense Xia Li’s gaze and nervously twitched inwards.
“Gulp…”
Xia Li clearly heard a sticky gulping sound.
So dragons had throats too.
That must be the tonsils.
The kind that could squeeze out an adult’s brains with one squeeze.
Xia Li quickly withdrew his gaze after a glance.
With this size…
There was no need to consider it further.
“Where is it stuck? I don’t see anything.”
As he spoke, Xia Li had already drawn the Demon Repelling Sword behind him.
The dragon’s gums were too hard to pick out the bits of meat stuck between her teeth with an ordinary twig, but the Demon Repelling Sword could do it.
When Xia Li drew his sword, Lucia’s head recoiled slightly.
Who would draw a sword in a dragon’s mouth…
How scary for the dragon.
Whatever.
Lucia’s golden-red dragon eyes shifted downwards. At an angle Xia Li couldn’t see, those eyes flashed with a cunning smile.
“Look further inside, behind the big teeth.”
Lucia said, swallowing her saliva.
Xia Li hesitated.
He walked to the corner of the evil dragon’s mouth and poked his head in.
There was a puddle of moist dragon saliva by his feet, and the air was filled with the faint aroma of roasted meat and an inexplicable scent of grass.
——Xia Li was certain that when he was feeding the cows earlier, this dragon must have secretly eaten a mouthful of grass!
“Slurp~~~”
As he hesitated, the thick, flat, wet tongue curled up like a blanket and licked Xia Li’s head from top to bottom.
Who turned off the lights?!
“Slurp, slurp~~”
Xia Li’s vision went black.
Warm, wet dragon saliva instantly enveloped his body, the sticky drool seeping through his outer clothes and short sleeves, quickly coming into intimate contact with his skin.
At that moment, Xia Li felt like he had been thrown back into the womb, his body immersed in amniotic fluid, his movements becoming extremely sluggish.
“Slurp, slurp~”
Just as he managed to find a gap to take a breath of air, Lucia curled her tongue and licked him again.
For the first time, the Dragon Slayer felt a sense of helplessness at being molested by a dragon.
“You…”
“Heehee. ”
Xia Li is delicious.
He smells good too!
After transforming back into a dragon, Lucia had long wanted to do this, but there were always people around before, so she didn’t have the chance.
If she could, she even wanted to take a little bite of Xia Li ━ this is how dragons express friendship and affection.
But Xia Li, as a human, if he were nibbled by her dragon teeth, his fate would probably be as crunchy as the black sheep just now.
There’s only one Xia Li in the world, it wouldn’t be good if he were bitten to pieces.
“Ugh, stop licking!”
Being repeatedly ravaged from head to toe by the evil dragon, Xia Li was starting to lose his composure.
Although the dragon tongue was soft, there was too much dragon saliva… The stinky dragon could drown him with just one mouthful of drool!
“Turn back into a human,” Xia Li blocked the approaching large tongue and said fiercely, “It’s my turn to lick you!”
“Heehee, no, no~”
Lucia wanted to play the rogue, and there was nothing Xia Li could do about her.
Before, when she saw Mianhua licking catnip, licking it with such relish, she wondered if dragons also had their own dragonnip.
Now she had found her own dragonnip!
One lick, so good!
Keep licking, keep feeling good!
After feeling content, Lucia felt that it was about time, so she held Xia Li in her mouth and returned to the cliffside slope.
The two of them stealthily blended into the carriage.
Exhausted from being played by the evil dragon, Xia Li sat on a rock to rest. The evil dragon beside him landed on her feet, shook her snow-white cape, and pursed her lips with a spring breeze smile.
“Esteemed guest, you are…”
The coachman, noticing the commotion, hurried over.
He was a bit puzzled when he saw the sticky, unknown water stains and leaves on Xia Li’s body.
“…Attacked by a magical beast. ”
Xia Li calmly took off his coat, shook off the leaves, and turned to the old coachman.
“Is there any water for bathing?”
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“Of course we have it, esteemed guest… Please wait a moment, I’ll have someone bring you bathwater right away.”
The old coachman bowed and scraped, explaining that such supporting services were all included in the ticket price. He then hobbled off with his walking stick to the rear carriages.
His face changed as quickly as in a Sichuan opera, his gentle and amiable expression instantly turning fierce and menacing.
Soon, under the old coachman’s orders, the servants hurriedly brought three buckets of bathwater.
The water had been heated with fire magic, and two heat preservation stones were placed in the buckets to keep it warm.
“Don’t wander off.”
Xia Li gave Lucia a warning before leaving with the buckets to take a shower in the woods.
Lucia pouted.
She had just volunteered to help Xia Li wash his body with magic.
But Xia Li thought she just wanted to play, so he refused.
What’s so good about human water magic…
If she, a giant dragon, were to spray water, it would be enough to not only wash Xia Li clean but also wash him away!
“Sister…”
“Hmm?”
Lucia stealthily used her eye magic to peek at Xia Li taking a shower.
She had just seen the Brave Hero’s strong waist and abdomen, and before she could get to the good part, a figure appeared in front of her.
It was the little girl who understood Newton’s laws.
Lucia moved her feet to block the little girl’s view, preventing her from looking at Xia Li in the woods.
“Sister, is there enough water? If not, I’ll go get another bucket.”
The little girl had a good impression of this big sister who had enthusiastically helped her cut grass to feed the cows.
Her friends were all afraid of the big sister. They said that the big sister was a noble young lady, an existence that commoners like them couldn’t hope to reach.
But the little girl didn’t understand anything about noble classes. She only knew that the big sister seemed very easygoing, and she was the only noble who was willing to communicate with her normally.
“There’s definitely enough water. If there’s not enough, I’ll find a way,” Lucia answered without thinking.
“Okay…” The little girl nodded.
She wanted to play with the big sister for a while longer, but she saw the old coachman slowly approaching with his walking stick out of the corner of her eye, so she had to give up.
“Then, if you need anything else, big sister, just tell me…”
The little girl turned to leave, but Lucia called out to her.
“Wait.”
Lucia reached into Xia Li’s bag.
This large burlap bag was stuffed full, the most abundant of which was the mutton that Lucia had just hunted.
“This is for you.”
Lucia generously took out a piece of mutton and stuffed it into the little girl’s thin arms.
The meat was heavy, weighing about five pounds.
The little girl’s arms sank. She obviously hadn’t expected to be rewarded with food by the big sister.
She looked up in pleasant surprise, and when the coachman came over, she quickly threw the meat into the wooden bucket and carried it away.
“Thank you, big sister… You are the kindest rich person I’ve ever met!”
The little girl finished this sentence from the bottom of her heart, bowed deeply to Lucia, and hurriedly left.
“I’m a poor evil dragon.”
Lucia murmured to herself as she watched her leave.
For some reason, Lucia thought of herself on Earth.
She had also been poor.
When she first returned to Earth with Xia Li, she was a penniless dragon, and all her meals were given to her by Xia Li.
At the beginning of humanity, nature is good.
Lucia actually felt that the humans in this world were not that different from the humans on Earth.
It was just that the cruel environment here had influenced them.
When most people couldn’t even solve the problem of food and clothing, no one would obey the rules… This was a bit similar to beasts.
“What philosophical problem are you thinking about?”
Xia Li came out in a new set of clothes.
He was still wrapped in a black shawl, but his clothes had been changed from an Earth T-shirt to clothes made of cotton and linen from the other world.
The comfort level was slightly reduced, but at least there was no dragon saliva smell anymore.
“I was thinking…”
Lucia paused, finding it difficult to express her previous thoughts.
So she changed the subject and said to Xia Li,
“Why does Xia Li taste like strawberries?”
“I taste like strawberries?” Xia Li pointed at himself.
“I’m a man of iron and blood. At the very least, I should taste like rust… Or you can say I taste like photinia flowers.”
“What do photinia flowers taste like…”
Lucia had never heard of this kind of taste.
She subconsciously wanted to take out her phone and search for the new term on Baidu.
But then she realized that her phone didn’t have internet access at all, and the battery was limited, so she had to conserve it.
“I’ll show you when we get back. You’ll definitely know what it tastes like.”
“Oh…”
Lucia was completely fooled by Xia Li.
Xia Li, who had been bullied by the evil dragon all night, finally felt like he had won a round.
He hooked his lips and led the evil dragon back to the room.
It was called a room, but it was actually just the carriage they had ridden in during the day.
The carriage had already been made into a bed by the servants.
They had placed a cushion filled with bird down on top of the 10-centimeter-thick hay, and this was Xia Li’s ‘mattress’ for the night.
For someone who was used to sleeping on a spring bed on Earth, sleeping on this kind of mattress was equivalent to sleeping on the floor.
“Sleeping on a wooden board for a long time will cause back pain.”
Xia Li clenched his fist and hammered his lower back, not wanting to lie down on it.
“I think so too.”
Lucia followed his movements and hammered her lower back as well.
They had been riding in the carriage all day. Even a normal dragon couldn’t stand sitting for so long.
“It would be great if you were a feathered dragon,”
Xia Li said with emotion, “That way, I could lie on your feathers… A natural bed.”
“Feathered dragons are so weak. I don’t want to be a feathered dragon!”
Lucia was unconvinced: “What’s so good about feathered dragons? They’re not as comfortable to hug as our scaled dragons… Don’t believe me? Try it!”
As a pure-blooded silver dragon, she couldn’t stand humans evaluating their dragon race like this.
The chain of contempt from the dragon race ━ can a dragon with feathers even be called a dragon?
Isn’t that a bird?
To convince Xia Li, Lucia extended her dragon tail and propped it up in front of him.
Xia Li slowly lay down on the sleeping bag Fang Xia had prepared for them.
Then he reluctantly pulled Lucia’s dragon scale-covered tail over.
The silver dragon’s tail emitted a faint silver light in the darkness, and the fine shimmering light that emerged from the surface of the scales was even more dazzling than the starry river in the sky.
Xia Li hooked his lips.
After being played by Lucia countless times, it was his turn to play her.
“Well, it’s not bad. It’s barely comfortable to hug,” Xia Li said in a flat tone, compromising helplessly.
“See!”
Lucia wagged the tip of her tail and shifted into a more comfortable position for Xia Li to hug.
She curled her tail in front of her belly, moved her soft body forward, and hooked her legs, automatically snuggling into Xia Li’s embrace.
“Our scaled dragons, if we relax our scales, are actually very soft. And compared to the temperature regulation function of feathers, our scales can also heat up… You won’t catch a cold even if you hug us to sleep at night!”
“Mm-hmm, I think so too.”
Xia Li nodded perfunctorily, wrapping one arm around the evil dragon and holding her big tail with the other hand. His eyes opened and closed, and he was about to fall asleep. He couldn’t help but continue to coax her,
“Scaled dragons are indeed well-deservedly famous, the best in the world…”