My Wife is an Evil Dragon

Chapter 225



Chapter 225

Chapter 225: Kissing, No Laughing Allowed

Xia Li pondered for a long time about ways to return to Azure Continent.

The biggest obstacle was that neither he nor Lucia understood plane teleportation magic.

However, since they had a way to get here, there must be a way to go back.

Besides, Xia Li had been teleported twice already, so wouldn’t it be possible to be teleported a third time?

The sudden return from the other world to Earth with Lucia was definitely not a simple coincidence.

Activating plane teleportation magic requires a terrifying amount of magic power consumption.

Xia Li believed the most likely possibility… was that when he was fighting Lucia, their magic power interacted, creating a strange reaction similar to spatial distortion.

So, to reopen the plane teleportation, does it mean they just need to simulate the scene at that time?

“Replicate?” Lucia blinked, listening to Xia Li’s idea, and felt that it wasn’t impossible.

“Maybe it will really work… but it’s dangerous.”

Lucia vaguely remembered that her last scene in Azure Continent was a decisive battle with Xia Li, who was holding a sword.

That battle was a matter of life and death for her, and it was also the last hope for the dragon-slaying hero to get rid of this heart problem for the dragon race.

Xia Li was alone at the time, venturing deep into the heart of the dragon territory.

That vast forest was called “Dragon Homeland” by humans, and it was the largest hunting ground recognized by the dragon race.

The forest was home to a large number of monsters and beasts. Due to the high danger level, the risk of entering it far outweighed the value. So, except for a few bounty hunters or daring adventurers willing to set foot in this place, most humans avoided it.

Over time, this forest, with few traces of human activity, became the favorite hunting ground for giant dragons and the favorite foraging place for adult giant dragons.

When Lucia was on a journey away from her lair and happened to pass by Dragon Homeland, she thought she might as well have a good meal, so she landed, ready to find a beast to feast on.

She didn’t know why her luck was so “good.”

As soon as she entered, she saw an acquaintance.

The acquaintance held a sword in one hand, parted the bushes that were taller than him, and stepped into the depths of the forest step by step.

One person and one dragon met eyes, and a great battle was about to break out.

Fortunately, this human hero, the strongest dragon slayer in history, was alone.

Without human assistance, cover, or logistical support, the hero’s strength would be greatly reduced.

As everyone knows, the human body is essentially fragile, even though they have mastered the ability to enchant weapons with magic, which is quite abnormal.

But without food supplies, their physical strength would soon be exhausted to the limit, and they would collapse within a day.

Lucia felt her chance had come.

She used to turn her head and leave when she saw this hero (not because she couldn’t beat him, but because her condition wasn’t good ), but today, she felt she had encountered the only opportunity to defeat the hero!

Even if she couldn’t kill him, she could exhaust him to death!

Lucia was quite confident at the time that she only needed to hold on for a few more minutes and make a little more noise, and the giant dragons staying in Dragon Homeland would come over!

Although the giant dragons were not as united as humans and disdained group battles…

However, their fear of and resentment towards the hero Xia Li would definitely drive them to besiege him!

This hero was the biggest threat to the entire dragon race!

“By the way, why did you go to Dragon Homeland alone at that time?”

Lucia lay sprawled on the sofa like a salted fish.

Xia Li’s words just now made her recall the scene at that time.

At that time, she and Xia Li were not familiar with each other, and could even be said to be enemies, so even if she had such doubts in her heart, she had no desire to ask.

Now it’s good.

Now Xia Li had to answer her questions.

The cunning and insidious Silver Dragon had mastered the secret of speedrunning the hero.

Turn an enemy into a friend, and then make the hero her skirt-chasing subject!

It’s not easy to capture the hero, is it?

“I just wanted to go and have a look.”

Xia Li peeled an apple with a small knife.

His knife skills had always been good, and a thin apple peel could be peeled off perfectly without interruption.

After peeling the skin, he cut off a small piece and tasted it himself.

Feeling that the taste was not bad, he fed the rest of the apple, more than half of it, into Lucia’s mouth.

The evil dragon opened her mouth to eat the fruit.

Her mouth was very narrow, and even though the apple was not that big in diameter, she couldn’t hold it completely, so she could only hold it in her hand and nibble on it like a little squirrel.

“What do you mean by ‘have a look’?” Lucia said while nibbling.

“Such a dangerous place, even if humans are not afraid of death and are willing to come, they have to come in a group.”

Lucia had never seen anyone so brave.

And don’t forget, Xia Li had been in Azure Continent for less than three years at that time. He didn’t understand the species, didn’t understand the climate and environment, and couldn’t even tell what was poisonous…

Under such a premise, he dared to act alone. Ten lives wouldn’t be enough for him to lose.

In human terms, it means “a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers.”

It’s a pity that this calf wasn’t a calf at all, but an adult tiger.

Lucia couldn’t estimate Xia Li’s combat power before…

But after stopping Qin Chuan from destroying the world that day, Lucia could be sure that Xia Li had been holding back all along.

He had never used his true strength.

“My mission was to slay dragons, wasn’t it?”

Xia Li continued to peel apples for himself.

“Then I thought, as long as I complete the mission ahead of time, can I go back early? I missed my family very much at that time.

So I planned to go directly to Dragon Homeland, kill the dragons, and then return to the kingdom with enough materials, and let those people activate the teleportation magic again to send me back,” Xia Li said.

He was in another world, thinking about going home all the time.

This method was also the fastest way back he could think of.

Although it was a bit reckless, but in that kind of environment, people would always be reckless once or twice.

“You… You said it so lightly, but the dragon race paid the price of their lives for it!”

Lucia lay on her side and slapped Xia Li’s back with her tail.

Xia Li tasted the new apple and felt that this one was sweeter than the one in Lucia’s hand.

So he swapped them, handed his over, and took the apple covered in dragon saliva and gnawed into a mess to eat himself.

“It’s different. I didn’t have any feelings for the dragon race at that time, and I didn’t think about so many things.”

After thinking for a while, he continued, “It feels like rabbits are overrunning a certain place, gnawing on crops and grasslands, and the surrounding farmers are miserable. So they hire professional rabbit hunters to eliminate the rabbits… My situation at that time was like that of a hunter.”

Although dragons had wisdom, almost no dragon was willing to actively communicate with humans.

Moreover, the purer the bloodline of the dragon, the higher the IQ. Smart little dragons like Lucia were rare. Most of the mixed-scale dragons that Xia Li encountered were very bad, and their destructiveness was deep in their bones.

Therefore, when Xia Li encountered a dragon, he never distinguished between good and bad, and directly drew his sword when he saw it.

It was also for this reason that he decided to go to Dragon Homeland alone to kill them all, and then return home in style.

“Clack,”

Lucia was not happy listening, and her tail flicked again.

The slender and soft tip of her tail tapped on Xia Li’s shoulder.

Xia Li glanced at her: “You are abusing me domestically.”

“I’m giving you a massage!”

“I don’t want a massage, I want a kiss.”

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Xia Li threw the leftover apple core into the trash can and leaned over to kiss the wet little mouth full of fruit crumbs.

Lucia’s vision darkened. The moment she was kissed, her tail spun like a small fan, excitedly slapping the sofa with a crackling sound.

“Humph… Humph.”

The arrogant little dragon’s face turned red again. As soon as Xia Li finished kissing and left, she immediately put the apple in her hand into her mouth and gnawed on it, as if she wanted to use this method to divert her shy attention.

“So, what kind of magic did you use at that time? Why don’t we find a place to replicate it?”

Xia Li sat back in his original position contentedly, and continued the topic just now.

Since he thought it was feasible, and Lucia also thought it was feasible, then it wouldn’t hurt to try.

“I said that kind of range of lethality is too great… It can’t be used on Earth!”

Lucia said while eating, making sticky but cute chewing sounds.

Before, there was no magic power and she couldn’t do it, but now that the magic power was enough, she didn’t dare to do it.

Lucia thought this was also a kind of growth!

“Then use a scaled-down version.”

“The scaled-down version won’t work either!”

“Then what kind of magic did you use at that time? Let me think about it.”

“Silver Frost Breath, the eighth rank… After spitting it out, I planned to release Silver Flame, but before I could, the magic suddenly disappeared. When I opened my eyes again, I was already in a city on Earth.”

“…”

Xia Li listened to her recount, and after thinking for a long time, he realized that his thoughts seemed to be off topic.

“Oh, ice and fire, I didn’t experience it.” He said with some regret.

Lucia glanced at him, her delicate brows furrowed.

Why did she feel that what Xia Li said was a bit strange?

It didn’t sound like he was talking about serious business.

“Is it possible that the two magics just happened to have some kind of spatial friction? After all, one is fire element magic and the other is water element. You try it in sequence, using a 1% power version.” Xia Li thought of.

“No, no. Even 1% is dangerous at home, and it will scare Mianhua.”

Lucia shook her head like a pendulum clock, and hugged Mianhua by her feet with distress, sucking on her frantically.

She used to like playing with water and fire, but now it was different.

Every piece of furniture in the house cost money. If she accidentally destroyed the furniture, the already poor family would have to tighten their belts to live.

Comparing the risks and rewards, it was not worth it.

Besides…

1% of this power was not enough to generate any spatial friction. Even if she did an experiment, she wouldn’t be able to achieve anything.

“I think it’s better to collect magic power first,”

Lucia roughly estimated the power and said.

“Anyway, it will definitely cost a lot of magic power. Now the magic power in my body can only activate ninth-order magic… that is, a destructive range of ten kilometers. I think it will take at least one hundred kilometers to start to reach the range of plane teleportation magic.”

She couldn’t specifically describe the consumption level of this special magic, so she could only convert it into a destructive range for Xia Li to compare.

In other words, it was at least ten times the distance.

Xia Li tried to imagine the most powerful weapon humans have now.

The destructive range caused by a single weapon, and then compared with the soft and cute dragon in front of him, who looked as cowardly as a little rabbit, he couldn’t help but feel a little shocked.

A humanoid self-propelled destroyer, coupled with absolute defense.

On the battlefield, Lucia would definitely be a killing machine.

But such a thing would not happen.

Xia Li would hide this dragon well, make her his wife, and then let her give birth to a litter of little dragons.

“…Okay. If you want to collect magic power first, then we’ll collect magic power first, and solve things step by step.”

Experiments were dangerous, so they had to find a safe place.

But if they were collecting magic power, there was no need to find a place.

Just make a phone call and exploit people.

Thinking of this, Xia Li took out his mobile phone.

He was going to ask Qin Chuan directly what was going on recently, whether the Heart of Stone had reacted, and so on.

But after thinking about it, he felt that doing so was too purposeful.

Scratching the back of his head, Xia Li opened the message editing interface of his mobile phone, and for a while he didn’t know how to start.

Although he and Qin Chuan were already friends, using each other like this, from Xia Li’s point of view, was somewhat unconscionable.

“Hehe…”

“What are you laughing at?”

The stinky dragon leaned over to look at the contacts in Xia Li’s phone, and seemed to understand Xia Li’s mood at this moment.

Xia Li taught her how to make friends before, but Xia Li himself was very awkward when making friends.

Teacher Xia is not good~

Xia Li was unconvinced, and hugged the stinky dragon from the sofa and sat on his lap.

“Hehehe…”

Lucia was tickled by his hug. Xia Li put his face close, and the breath he exhaled blew on the tiny fluff on Lucia’s face, which made her even more ticklish.

She fluttered for a while, and Xia Li cupped the back of her head with his hand, turning her twisted head back.

She looked over, and as soon as she stared at Xia Li’s slightly annoyed expression, she wanted to laugh again. Her waist twisted left and right, and her tail curled up and wrapped around Xia Li’s calf, like a wriggling little snake.

“Hehehehe…”

“Laughing your ass off, I’m kissing you, no laughing allowed.”

Xia Li picked her up and gave her two kisses.

“Mmm…”

“Are you still laughing?”

“Hehe… Mmm.”

As soon as Xia Li let go of her, she started giggling, so he had to seal her little mouth.

The little snake, which was wetter and smoother than her tail, licked Xia Li twice.

I don’t know if it was an invitation in disguise or a puppy-like flattery.

Lucia licked Xia Li, her ears and little face hot with smoke.

Feeling that it was not good to kiss like this, Xia Li’s slightly narrowed eyes made Lucia feel a sense of crisis.

Every time he attacked, his eyes would narrow slightly, like a preparatory action for hunting.

“I, I, I think…”

Lucia didn’t dare to lick Xia Li anymore, she looked away and forcibly changed the subject.

“That is, making friends is mainly about exchanging hearts. If you care too much about the details, it’s too much.

Helping each other is also a way of making friends…”


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