novelraw Chapter 163
Chapter 163
Chapter 163: Xia Li is going to have a human cub! （4.2K）
After a night of unremitting efforts.
The evil dragon Lucia mastered the basic etiquette of a human female meeting her boyfriend’s parents.
Greet them at the door, then welcome them with a smile.
Xia Li specifically told her that even though she usually keeps a cold, beautiful face when dealing with strangers, she must not be indifferent when meeting his parents.
Mrs. Fang is very sensitive.
Doing so would make Mrs. Fang feel that Lucia doesn’t like her, and then she would be greatly frustrated.
Lucia understood this feeling, putting herself in Mrs. Fang’s shoes.
If Xia Li had a cold face and didn’t talk to her when she sat on his lap, she would start to reflect on whether she had done something wrong.
“Xia Li is so fierce…” “I didn’t do anything. ”
Xia Li cried out in injustice.
He just told Lucia to smile when facing people, but the stinky dragon started to imagine scenarios in her head, and she even got herself angry.
Is this the kind of joke on the internet?
Girls are truly punching bags, they can make themselves angry.
Dreaming at night that their boyfriend has fallen in love with someone else, then waking up to beat up their boyfriend, crying and asking their boyfriend why he did this… Xia Li has seen a lot of such jokes.
“Give your not-so-smart dragon brain a rest!”
Xia Li rubbed Lucia’s big face with both hands, Lucia didn’t argue, and directly surrendered.
“Do you know what to do tomorrow?”
“Yes, I know!” Lucia patted her slightly bulging chest, full of confidence.
The only way to reduce the error rate is to do nothing and say nothing.
Directly nip the problem in the bud, then there will be no mistakes.
“There’s one more problem…”
Xia Li suddenly remembered that the first time he let Lucia meet Zhou Anqi, he also asked Lucia to only nod and not shake her head.
As a result, Zhou Anqi asked a lot of strange questions.
If the chat partner is replaced by Fang Xia…
Xia Li can imagine that Mrs. Fang will only be more ruthless.
“Ahem, if my mom asks about marriage, you just say that we haven’t considered it that far yet, and we’re still discussing it with me…”
Xia Li scratched the hair behind his ears, feeling that his hair had grown long and should be trimmed.
After a pause, he cleared his throat and added.
“And also, the child…”
“Child? Shoes?” Lucia tilted her head.
In the dialect of Sichuan region, child = shoes.
Although they speak Mandarin when they are with Xia Li, Lucia has heard these dialects a lot when she goes out.
After listening to it for a while, she learned some.
“Child, it means human cub!”
“Oh… Xia Li is going to have a human cub!”
Xia Li was so ashamed and angry, but Lucia was still there.
He fell silent, staring at the evil dragon’s little face.
Lucia blinked her eyes, suddenly feeling a little guilty, so she quickly lifted the quilt and got in.
“Sleep! And tomorrow we will welcome the arrival of the great human!” she said loudly.
It seemed that she wanted to use this tone to cover up her panic.
Xia Li watched her quietly.
The stinky dragon wriggled twice under the covers, refusing to look at Xia Li.
It is basically certain that the evil dragon does understand human knowledge.
Turning off the incandescent light on the ceiling, Xia Li got up and went to the balcony to close the door.
“Meow~”
Wuqi’s figure had already disappeared in the living room, only a small calico cat sat obediently on the ground and looked out the window.
“Meow~~”
Seeing Xia Li coming over, Mianhua walked over clingingly and rubbed her head against Xia Li’s ankle.
“That Uncle Cat didn’t close the door when he went out. ”
Xia Li closed the balcony door, and the whistling wind stopped abruptly.
He squatted down again and touched Little Cotton’s head.
“Don’t learn from him to go out, you won’t be able to find your way back if you go out. ”
“Meow~~”
Mianhua narrowed her eyes and exposed her white belly under Xia Li’s stroking.
“Oh no. ”
Xia Li thought of another thing while petting the cat.
“I forgot to tell Wuqi not to come back tomorrow night…”
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The next day.
After getting up, Lucia was as excited as if she had been injected with chicken blood.
She touched here and there in the living room, always feeling that the house should be tidied up again.
“Stop tidying up, if you tidy up any more, our house will be bare. ”
Xia Li grabbed the evil dragon and pressed her on the sofa.
The living atmosphere that he had finally created, the smell of life in the house was about to be swept away by the evil dragon.
These things are meant to be shown to Mrs. Fang.
“Xia Li, let’s go out and buy some things back. ”
Lucia still thought she should do something.
When humans welcome important friends, they will hold a grand celebration to welcome them.
They won’t just sit at home and wait.
“What do you want to buy?” Xia Li asked the evil dragon.
“…”
Lucia thought for a moment.
If it were the dragon race, the dragon race likes gold, and filling the lair with gold would definitely be liked by fellow dragons.
But humans’ preference for gold is less than the currency circulating in society.
Therefore, in conclusion…
Lucia said solemnly: “Let’s go to the bank and steal… withdraw the pocket money and put it on the floor!”
“What are you thinking?” Xia Li laughed.
“Because humans like pocket money!”
“You’re not wrong about that…”
Xia Li held the evil dragon’s claws and said.
“But there’s one thing you don’t know, my parents like you, so you just sit at home, that’s the best welcome for them. ”
Lucia silently withdrew her claws from Xia Li’s hand.
Every time humans say they like her, it makes the dragon feel shy.
And to be liked by such important people…
Xia Li fiddled with his phone, thinking about it, he still ordered takeout fruit, then got up and put away the instant noodles and ‘junk food’ in the kitchen, and hid the Demon Repelling Sword and Golden Bell under the bed together.
Humans have their own way of life, and evil dragons don’t understand these things.
Time continued until the afternoon.
The time Xia Li agreed with Mrs. Fang was four o’clock in the afternoon.
Watching the time pass by, Xia Li sat on the sofa, his movements exactly the same as the evil dragon, looking honest and well-behaved.
“Suddenly I feel very hot. ” Xia Li tugged at his collar.
Usually at home, they all wear their own coral fleece pajamas, but today, because they are going to meet their family, they are all dressed up, even the sweaters are high-necked.
Lucia was even more wrapped up like a white and fat little rice dumpling.
Because Mrs. Fang specifically told her to let Lucia dress warmly, and even asked Xia Li to rectify it many times, Xia Li, in order to show his attitude of rectification, wrapped Lucia up to a warmth level that would be praised by mothers.
Pressing his palm on her white down jacket, he could even leave a row of palm prints exaggeratedly.
“Are you hot?” Xia Li fanned himself with his hand and asked Lucia.
Lucia sat upright, her small hands on her knees, shaking her head stiffly.
“I, I, I… I’m not hot. ”
Dragons are very insensitive to temperature changes, as long as the temperature is not hot enough, it doesn’t matter to Lucia.
But even if she didn’t feel hot, the tension Lucia showed was no less than Xia Li’s.
She even started to stammer.
It made Xia Li panic too.
Is this the feeling of taking your girlfriend to meet your parents…?
He felt uneasy and excited at the same time.
He was afraid that his parents would not be satisfied with Lucia, and he was also afraid that Lucia would not like his parents. As the middleman, Xia Li always felt that it was difficult to make a choice between the balance of the two.
But…
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This evil dragon has a friendly personality, and apart from her poor social skills, she has no flaws.
And Mrs. Fang is not a picky person.
They should get along well… right?
“Remember to call them Uncle and Aunt later, don’t follow me… you can’t follow me yet. ”
Xia Li wiped the sweat from his palms on his trouser legs and said to the evil dragon.
“I know, I know. ” The evil dragon nodded repeatedly.
She now understands this kind of interpersonal relationship…
The Brave Hero’s mother cannot be called mother by herself, and she can only be called that after the Brave Hero agrees.
“Bang, bang!”
Just as the two were sitting on pins and needles, the door was finally knocked.
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Opening the door.
Xia Li saw a… wearing a yellow coat and rabbit ears.
Meituan delivery person.
It turned out to be delivering fruit.
Xia Li reached out to take it and thanked him.
The nervous evil dragon behind him also came over, and when she saw the familiar attire, she subconsciously followed suit.
“Male bunny ears…”
“What ears?”
Behind the male bunny ear girl, a man and a woman walked up the steps.
The woman was wearing a bright dark blue cotton jacket, carrying a simple vegetable basket in one hand and a delicate shoulder bag in the other, giving people a sense of virtuousness of a fashionable aunt.
She had a very gentle smile, especially when she saw Lucia behind Xia Li, the face with a few traces of time instantly burst into a smile.
And the man walking in front of the woman was wearing dark clothes, he was holding several large boxes in his hands, blocking his face, and walked to the door in a hurry.
The phrase ‘what ears’ came from the middle-aged man. He thought he had heard wrong.
Lucia quickly shrank her neck, her little face flushed red.
Xia Li took a step forward and greeted them proactively.
“Mom. ”
“Mom… Aunt. ”
Lucia stammered because of nervousness.
After speaking, she lowered her head, and from Xia Li’s angle, she could see her flushed earlobes.
No, is this dragon doing it on purpose or accidentally?
Could it be accidentally on purpose?
“Hello, Xiao Lu, nice to meet you!”
Fang Xia stood in front of Xia Yuanjun, eager to greet her future daughter-in-law.
I’ve seen her in photos before.
The little girl has small bones, a petite figure, and beautiful and soft facial features that are somewhat similar to the traditional soft girls in Sichuan.
It’s the kind of beauty that is both pretty and has a touch of Western mixed race.
Fang Xia already liked Lucia’s well-behaved appearance, and after hearing Lucia’s ‘backstory’ from Xia Li, she felt even more sorry for the little girl.
“Are you cold? This old house has no insulation layer, it must be very cold living here!”
Fang Xia had already heard from the neighbors about Lucia’s shyness and kindness, seeing Lucia’s embarrassed look, Fang Xia didn’t mind at all, and went over to hold her hand.
This delicate face…
I’m afraid even the climate of Sichuan can’t nurture such a little girl, right?
“It’s not cold, Au… Aunt. ”
Lucia stammered nervously.
This little girl looked very thin, Fang Xia thought she would be the type to be cold, but when she took her hand, she found it was unexpectedly warm.
Not bad.
Xia Li passed this test.
“It’s okay, don’t be nervous, we’re all family!”
Fang Xia greeted Lao Xia to come in together.
Xia Li stood at the door, let alone greeting him, when the old couple looked at him, it was like he was a transparent person, they didn’t even look at him directly, all their attention was on Lucia.
No, who is your real son?
And that evil dragon over there, your boyfriend is stuck at the door!
Xia Li closed the door somewhat lonely, and by the way, picked up Mianhua, who was squatting at the door and curiously looking at the corridor outside, and held her in his arms.
“Dad. ”
He went to the kitchen to help Lao Xia.
Lao Xia acted as a food supplier again this time, transporting a large amount of supplies to Xia Li.
In addition to the common apples and pears in winter, there are also some meat, vegetables and eggs.
Mrs. Fang is really… she just loves to do this.
It’s something that can be bought anywhere, but she has to send it to Xia Li from afar, as if she thinks Xia Li will always be a child who can’t grow up, he can’t choose good things, only what she personally sends is the best.
However, these are the wishes of the old couple, so even if Xia Li doesn’t like to eat them, he will choose to accept them.
“Got a cat?”
Stacking the two boxes of fruit together, Xia Yuanjun glanced sideways and saw the kitten in Xia Li’s arms.
Xia Li nodded, stroking Mianhua’s head.
“Yes, it’s not dirty. ”
Xia Yuanjun didn’t say much.
Maybe he would have given some advice before, but now that Xia Li is such a grown-up, he should keep those words to himself.
Washing his face under the tap, Fang Xia in the living room was still chatting with Lucia, Xia Yuanjun had nothing to do, but he couldn’t bear to talk to his son, so he started wandering around the house for two circles.
When he went to Xia Li’s bedroom, Xia Yuanjun felt it was inappropriate, so he stopped and backed out, then turned and went to the small dark room.
But after thinking about it, he felt it was still wrong, so he backed out again.
Now this house is Xia Li’s private territory.
And he can only be a visiting guest, staying in the living room.
Xia Yuanjun always felt that this home had changed a lot.
But obviously the furniture layout has not changed, the things are still the same things, it’s just that the people are not the same people.
Things have changed but people are gone?
This phrase is not appropriate here.
Looking back at Xia Li who was following him like a follower, Xia Yuanjun shook his head and sighed.
This kid is guarding against him.
Young people, hiding something in the room… those who understand, understand.
“Dad, where’s your thermos? I’ll add some hot water for you. ”
Xia Li was very attentive.
He was just afraid that the old man would be too idle.
Xia Yuanjun waved his hand: “In the car, I’m not thirsty. ”
After saying that, Xia Yuanjun couldn’t find a place to rest, so he simply went to the balcony.
Closing the balcony door skillfully, Xia Yuanjun took out a cigarette and lit it, and the room outside was immediately filled with smoke.
“Didn’t Lao Xia quit smoking, why is he still smoking so much. ”
Xia Li went to the sofa to squeeze with the evil dragon.
But the evil dragon didn’t squeeze with him, and left with a face as red as a red apple.
Xia Li glanced at her.
I don’t know what Mrs. Fang talked to her about.
“He smokes occasionally, ” Fang Xia said with a smile, “Your dad is happy. ”
“I can see that. ” Xia Li nodded.
Lao Xia is just a tsundere.
He wouldn’t be as enthusiastic as Fang Xia, he is used to hiding his emotions in his heart, for so many years, Xia Li has been watching.
“Mom, what did you say to Xiao Lu?” Xia Li was still more concerned about this matter.
Fang Xia sighed and said: “Nothing. ”
After saying that, she beckoned to Xia Li, Xia Li sat over and listened to her seriously.
“When are you going to have children?”
Xia Li: “???”
Mrs. Fang directly uses her ultimate move when meeting?
No wonder the evil dragon’s face is so red.
“We’re not even married yet. ” Xia Li said helplessly.
Fang Xia asked again: “Then when will you get married?”
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