novelraw Chapter 407 - 319: Epilogue – The Wedding of the Two Little Ones (Part 3)
Chapter 407 - 319: Epilogue – The Wedding of the Two Little Ones (Part 3)
Looking at it this way, these two little ones just happen to get married upon reaching adulthood; it makes sense and isn’t too outrageous.
"Bro, how old are you?" 5332 continued to ask.
"18, almost 19." Xue Dili said, suddenly noticing the peculiar look in 5332’s eyes.
The general meaning was, "Both of those students are married, what about you?"
Xue Dili: "..."
Damn it, the grave of marriage is still chasing me! How can there still be robots automatically reminding me to get married here! Why is this everywhere!
He now nostalgically thought back to his 17-year-old self, when no one urged him to marry since he could openly declare himself a minor, avoiding such annoyances.
Let it be like this, from now on, if anyone asks his age, he’ll just say he is 17, a minor.
"Sigh..." 5332 sighed.
"What’s up?" Xue Dili asked.
"The Eldest Princess of the Empire isn’t married yet, it’s really worrying. As a Princess of the Empire, she should dutifully fulfill her political responsibilities, not just play around every day." 5332 continued to rant about the Empire’s affairs.
Xue Dili had heard this so often it was like a callus in his ears; basically, 5332 was dissatisfied that the Princess of the Empire was still single without a betrothal and felt she hadn’t fulfilled her duties.
Actually, Xue Dili had long wanted to retort, why on earth is a retired agricultural machine concerned daily about whether the Empire’s Princess is married or not?
But 5332 said nothing, merely emitting sighing sounds from its speakers.
It seemed genuinely concerned about the Empire’s situation and politics, having a philosophy of not forgetting to worry about the country despite its lowly status.
Except its points of concern felt quite abstract to Xue Dili.
It was then that Xue Dili saw several familiar faces.
Cloud Star, Ronald, Wu Li, those three little ones, along with two girls holding Cloud Star and Ronald’s hands.
"Teacher, thank you, and also thank you, Sir 5332, for calling in reinforcements." The two little ones stepped forward and handed the wedding pastries to Xue Dili and 5332.
"Hmm... I also wish you a happy marriage." 5332 seemed at a loss for words, awkwardly uttering this phrase.
Xue Dili looked at the two couples, especially Ronald’s not-so-healthy wife, which made him think of something.
He quickly fashioned three rings using the branches of the Insect-devouring Tree, while maintaining casual conversation, he swiftly used Cursed Blood to inscribe symbols and blessings on them in his pocket.
Soon, Xue Dili completed the three rings, leaving a touch of Fake Curse Blood on them to provide wearers with a little protection.
Merely relying on the materials and Xue Dili’s blessing, the rings approached the level of Treasures, possibly needing only a baptism of great exploits to become true Treasures; unknowingly, after being taught Treasure crafting by an old man from the 27th Squad of the Interstellar Corps, Xue Dili gradually became an Items Master too.
When he gets home, maybe he could also make some corresponding items for the family.
After finishing the rings, Xue Dili immediately called the three little ones aside, secretly giving the rings to them, saying, "Teacher couldn’t prepare great gifts, these rings are Magic Items, wearing them can slowly improve one’s constitution, provide Life Force, making you healthier. Pay attention, when the time comes, personally place them on your wives, understand?"
Cloud Star and Ronald nodded like pecking chicks, while Xue Dili wore an expression of "the young can be taught."
As for Wu Li, she cluelessly accepted the ring.
"Teacher doesn’t discriminate, you take it too; when you meet your significant other or your family, you can also give it away." Xue Dili handed the last ring to Wu Li.
"Oh!" The young lady accepted the ring, bewilderedly scratching her head.
Following that, Cloud Star and Ronald each personally placed the rings on their wives’ hands, both couples wearing what seemed to be happy smiles.
With their pastries, Xue Dili and 5332 walked away into the sunset, leaving behind two shadows.
"Bro, I also need to head back to the Empire, maybe we’ll meet again in the Interstellar Corps in the future." 5332 remarked.
"Yeah, see you." Xue Dili also waved his hand.
Finally, 5332 opened the wedding candy given by Cloud Star and Ronald, silently dumping the candy and pastries into one of its conduits.
"You can eat this stuff?" Xue Dili asked in shock.
"Naturally, we can decompose anything into energy in emergencies, including insect corpses." 5332 said, urging, "Bro, you should try it too."
Xue Dili tasted a pastry and immediately, his expression twisted, the sweetness felt like it made his brain tremble.
Seeing the mischievous emoji displayed on 5332’s camera, Xue Dili instantly realized it.
It had known all along that the sugar content in this world’s stuff was lethal!
Why hadn’t he discovered this before!
Oh right, it was because he’d used a local native’s body before, that’s why he hadn’t noticed...
Well, by the way, how’s that Monarch doing after being fooled and reincarnated by him?
...
As for the Monarch who was tricked by Xue Dili, he successfully reincarnated as a two-month-old infant, he watched the news on TV and had already started silently absorbing Magic Power, reincarnated with memories, which could be seen as Xue Dili’s final compensation to him.
The baby began attempting to gather Water Elements, quickly wetting his sheets.
His young mother, upon seeing her baby, found the sheets wet and was instantly furious, harshly yanking the little brat up and fiercely scolding, "Why did you wet the bed again, wet the bed again!"
Monarch: "..."