My Unexpected CEO Wife

Chapter 693 693: The Mischievous Viper

Before Chen Xuan could crawl into the tent to sleep, he heard a noise behind him.

Turning his head, he saw, to his surprise, Xiao Yiyi and Yang Leshan emerging from the tent at the same time.

"Yang Leshan, what are you up to?" Xiao Yiyi asked coldly.

Yang Leshan laughed mockingly, "I should be asking you, coming out here in the middle of the night instead of sleeping, what are you doing?"

"I need to go pee, is that alright?" Xiao Yiyi scoffed lightly, "What are you out here for?"

Yang Leshan didn't flinch, "I can't sleep, is there a problem with stargazing? You can't control me!"

Hmph!

Xiao Yiyi didn't respond further but looked at Chen Xuan, deliberately speaking coyly, "Brother Xuan, accompany me over there, it's too dark and I'm scared."

Chen Xuan shook his head helplessly, "Alright, watch your step."

Xiao Yiyi turned and shouted at Yang Leshan, "Fat girl, don't follow us to peek! If I catch you, you're a dead pervert!"

Yang Leshan kept pouting, "Do I look sick to you, watching you pee -- what's there to see! Tch!"

Feeling reassured, Xiao Yiyi called Chen Xuan to head east.

"Let's stop here, don't go any further." Chen Xuan said softly.

"No way, any lift of my head and that fat girl would see it -- she'd sully the view, and it'd give me the creeps."

Xiao Yiyi continued walking forward.

Chen Xuan had no choice but to follow her.

Over a hundred meters away, looking back, the camping tents were obscured by thick trees.

"Okay, Yiyi, let's stop here."

Chen Xuan called Xiao Yiyi, or else she'd keep going.

Xiao Yiyi looked behind to confirm Yang Leshan hadn't followed before smiling and jogging back.

She threw her arms around Chen Xuan's neck, "Tell me, you really didn't room with Yang Leshan last night?"

Uh...

Chen Xuan was quite helpless, "You're not in a hurry to go?"

"Not urgent, answer my question first." Xiao Yiyi's gaze was fiery as she stared at him.

"Didn't I tell you already this morning? Why keep asking endlessly?" Chen Xuan was a bit impatient, "If you keep this up, I'll get angry."

"Alright, don't be mad, as long as I know you didn't, I'm fine." Xiao Yiyi finally felt at ease, her eyes twinkled, saying with a grin, "How about we take five minutes now?"

Chen Xuan smirked, "You really dare to think, I don't want to be a quick shooter."

"Enough of this nonsense, if there's nothing else, let's go back quickly."

"Oh, I meant five minutes as just the time for peeing, didn't say doing anything else." Xiao Yiyi shot him a look, then leaned in to kiss.

Chen Xuan was stunned but understood Xiao Yiyi's intent.

Feeling somewhat apologetic, he didn't stop her.

The two of them embraced and kissed in the woods for five minutes.

"That's enough, time to go back." Chen Xuan gently pushed Xiao Yiyi away.

Xiao Yiyi's face was flushed, "Really unsatisfying, you better make it up to me back there."

Chen Xuan smiled helplessly, "We'll talk about it back there."

Xiao Yiyi pouted, tidying her clothes and followed Chen Xuan back to camp.

As soon as they returned, Yang Leshan stood up, "Chen Xuan, accompany me to pee."

"I'll go west, don't want to smell someone's stench."

Tch!

Xiao Yiyi exclaimed disdainfully, "As if you smell sweet!"

Chen Xuan shook his head, smiling wryly, grateful it was just them two tagging along; if the whole group came, he'd have no sleep tonight, exhausted to death.

Afterward, he accompanied Yang Leshan into the woods to the west.

Yang Leshan inquired of Chen Xuan, "Did you and Xiao Yiyi do anything other than leave just now?"

Chen Xuan spread his hands, "Just a brief moment, what do you think we could do? Just going to the toilet."

"Hmm, that's more like it."

Yang Leshan nodded slightly, "Wait here, I'll go over to answer nature's call."

Chen Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, Yang Leshan wasn't as mischievous as Xiao Yiyi, truly coming for the restroom.

Just then, Yang Leshan suddenly shrieked.

"What's wrong?" Chen Xuan abruptly turned to look.

"Ah, there's a snake! It bit me!"

Yang Leshan's face was filled with panic and fear, a dull ache from her butt.

Chen Xuan caught sight of a small snake with a triangular head quickly slithering away not far off.

Looking at Yang Leshan's backside again, two tiny bloody spots appeared.

Chen Xuan's expression was stunned, damn rogue viper!

Without thinking twice, Chen Xuan quickly picked up Yang Leshan, "Don't be afraid, the venom isn't too potent, I'll detoxify you."