novelraw Chapter 404 You are so cruel!
Chapter 404 You are so cruel!
Chapter 404 You are so cruel!
"My baby doesn't bite, okay?" The woman yelled loudly, like a shrew, "You don't bite baby, you are so cruel, are you still human?"
"That's your baby, not mine. How do I know whether to bite or not?" Liu Yan argued loudly, "If you bite me, you will pay for it!"
"Just pay for it, I can afford it!" The woman was arrogant, "But now my baby didn't bite you, you kicked it, you should pay for it! My baby cost 2 yuan The noble purebred Samoyed I bought, if you kick it and hurt it, don’t even think about leaving if you don’t pay [-] yuan!”
The female manager of the seafood cafeteria came over and acted as a peacemaker: "Both of you, take a step back. If you pay three or four hundred yuan, don't worry about it."
"No! Dreaming!" The two women refused to let go, Liu Yan snorted at the woman, "If you have the ability, go to the court and sue, I will pay as much as the court judges me to pay!"
"Dare to be arrogant in front of my old lady, I will slap you to death!" The woman did it as soon as she said it, and slapped Liu Yan on the face.
Liu Yan didn't expect that the woman would do it as soon as she said she wanted to do it, and she stood there stupidly, not even knowing to hide for a while.
Ye Yifeng picked up a crab and stood in front of Liu Yan.
The woman slapped the crab's pincers with her slap, and she was pinched by the crab's pincers, and her index finger was also caught by the pincers, causing her to scream in pain, "Ah—"
"Woof..." The dog was quite human, jumped up immediately, rushed over and bit the crab, trying to pull it away.
But the fighting power of this crab was too strong, one pincer clamped the woman's finger, and the other pincer viciously clamped the Samoyed's tongue, causing the Samoyed to bark in pain.
"Haha..." The melon-eaters around laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt from laughing.
The security guard of the restaurant rushed over and broke off the crab's claws. The crab without the claws knew that its combat effectiveness had declined, and immediately ran away after falling to the ground.
The Samoyed threw off the crab's broken leg and chased the crab angrily, scaring the crab to climb onto the woman's foot.
The vengeful Samoyed opened its small mouth, revealing its sharp fangs, and bit the woman's calf.
The woman was shaking off the pincers on her finger, and was suddenly bitten by Samoyed on her calf, causing her to howl again in pain: "Ah——"
The crab was very flexible, and the red-eyed Samoyed missed the crab again, and continued to bite the woman's thigh with his bloody mouth.
"You dead dog, get out of here—" The angry woman picked up the iron plate on the table and smashed it viciously on the head of the Samoyed. The Samoyed fell to the ground on the spot, and his body twitched several times , I can't even move.
The woman felt that she was still angry, and kicked Samoyed in the stomach again, kicking Samoyed several meters away.
The poor Samoyed twitched a few more times on the ground, and just died.
"It's terrible, someone murdered the parent and child!" Ye Yifeng screamed, "Isn't your baby good at biting? Isn't your baby a noble purebred Samoyed of [-]? Isn't it your son? How could you be so cruel to treat your son like this?"
The woman's face was red, white, blue, purple, and black. There were so many colors on her face that she could open a dyeing workshop.
She really wanted to refute a few words, but she was speechless.
Ye Yifeng's words were so poisonous that she had nothing to say.
She thought Ye Yifeng's words were poisonous enough, but she didn't expect the more poisonous ones to come: "Many people often call people a bitch. I think the dogs raised by a bitch are better than yours. I wonder if a bitch can't be like you. You are so cruel. I guess that in the future, if a dog scolds his own kind, he will scold a mother."
"Ha ha……"
"This mouth is too bad, but I like it, haha!"
The woman glared at Ye Yifeng angrily, as if she wanted to bite Ye Yifeng, and Ye Yifeng shivered in fright: "Hey, hey, don't bite me, you were bitten by a dog just now, I'm afraid Rabies... By the way, hurry up and get an injection, or you will bite people like your baby!"
Only then did the woman realize that she had been bitten by a dog, she didn't care about anything else, and left in a hurry, leaving a harsh sentence: "You wait for me, I will sue you!"
Ye Yifeng yelled towards the woman's back: "Don't run away, don't waste your son's meat. I'm going to make dog meat hot pot, do you want to finish the soup!"
"Ugh..." The woman's vomiting sound came from a distance, which caused the crowd to laugh wildly again.
The crab thought he had escaped, but the woman ran too fast, and with a "click", the poor crab didn't die in the dog's mouth, but died at the woman's feet.
Looking at the dead crab, Ye Yifeng couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "This woman is really cruel, not only killed her own son, but also killed my food, alas!"
Without the excitement to watch, the people who eat melons will disperse.
The waiter came over to deal with the scene and did some cleaning. Ye Yifeng and Liu Yan continued to eat seafood buffet.
After the quarrel just now, Ye Yifeng's stomach became even hungrier, eating the seafood buffet was like a wolf.
Seeing Ye Yifeng eating like this, Liu Yan also felt that she was hungry, so she started to eat freely.
The two of them had a full stomach and were about to leave when the woman with gauze on her feet rushed back with a few policemen: "Comrade policeman, this is the man who stabbed me with crabs and made me get killed." The dog bites, you arrest him!"
"Ms. Ye, why is it you again?" Seeing that it was Ye Yifeng, the policemen couldn't laugh or cry.
This Ye Yifeng's ability to cause trouble is directly proportional to his other abilities. If he doesn't see the police for a few days, or goes to the police station, he will probably feel uncomfortable.
Ye Yifeng felt that he was quite innocent, people were eating seafood, and the disaster was from the sky: "I don't want to, but some idiots always come to mess with me, and I can't help it."
"Who are you calling an idiot, who are you calling an idiot?" The woman pointed at Ye Yifeng as if she had caught something, and shouted, "Comrade policeman, did you see that he called me an idiot!"
Ye Yifeng asked: "Are you an idiot?"
The woman denied it flatly: "Of course not!"
Ye Yifeng asked back: "Since you are not, why do you think I am scolding you? A smart person never cares if others call him a fool, because he knows he is not! A fool only cares if others call him a fool, because he really is!" Tell me, was it you that I scolded just now? Is it you? Is it?"
(End of this chapter)