novelraw Chapter 119 A collective diarrhea
Chapter 119 A collective diarrhea
Chapter 119 A collective diarrhea
It is precisely because Lan Zhengkang is optimistic about Ye Yifeng that he can tolerate the impossible ideal in his opinion.
If someone else told him that, Lan Zhengkang would definitely think this guy was a lunatic.
As for my future son-in-law, well, if he has the ability, let him go crazy for a while!
After eating and drinking, Lan Zhengkang and his daughter said goodbye to Ye Yifeng and went home to rest.
Although Ye Yifeng and Lan Yaxuan have established a relationship, they have not yet reached the level of cohabitation. After all, this kind of thing can't be rushed, and it has to happen naturally.
Ye Yifeng returned home, lay on the bed with a long sigh of relief, and fell asleep.
He must take a good rest, recharge his batteries, and have the energy to deal with the group of monsters in the class tomorrow.
Dealing with that group of monsters is much more difficult than dealing with enemies in society. Enemies in society only need to knock down their spirit and body, but to deal with these monsters, one must not only be able to fight, but also be able to support them and combat their bad behavior It is not so difficult to support their confidence in life and study!
Of course, no matter how difficult it is, Ye Yifeng will carry this matter through to the end, after all this is his first step in becoming a famous teacher.
If you can't even do this well, just let Lei kill him directly!
On Tuesday, the weather was fine, just like Ye Yifeng's mood when he got up early.
During breakfast, he paid for the food, and then justifiably started eating at Ye Rong's house.
Jiang Li was probably still asleep, and Ye Yifeng didn't bother to talk to her. He would throw another one to her after she finished reading the Acupuncture Outline.
In systematic terms, his acupuncture technique was integrated with eighteen acupuncture theory books. After reading all eighteen books, Jiang Lide saw the Year of the Monkey and the Moon of the Horse.
At that time, she can't blame him for not being able to learn acupuncture and moxibustion. It's because she didn't read the medical books, hehe!
When he arrived at school, Ye Yifeng found that all the students had arrived today, even Shen Ruyue, and none of them were late. This gave Ye Yifeng a little comfort, which proved that the ideological and political lessons he taught the students yesterday were still effective.
Little did they know, the students had already thought of countermeasures and were waiting to confront him!
Seeing Shen Ruyue, Ye Yifeng asked, "Ruyue, is your mother feeling better?"
Shen Ruyue snorted and said, "There's nothing wrong with it, I said last night that I'm going to be discharged from the hospital, and I'll pay you back some money I won from playing mahjong."
Ye Yifeng waved his hand hastily: "No rush, no rush, rest first before leaving the hospital. Besides, it doesn't matter when the money is still available. Playing mahjong is unreliable, so let's stop playing."
"I don't need Teacher Ye to worry about this." Shen Ruyue said, "If she doesn't play mahjong, I don't know where my tuition, food and monthly expenses will be. Do you support me?"
Ye Yifeng was so choked by Shen Ruyue that he had nothing to say, so he had no choice but to give up.
That's right, everyone has his own life, he is a teacher, not a god or Buddha who helps all living beings, just manage his students well.
As for the parents of the students, they can help if they can, and forget it if they can’t.
The class committees were settled in yesterday afternoon's class meeting. Although the list of class committees was a bit weird, he also knew that these class committees might cause trouble, but these class committees were the most suitable candidates that Ye Yifeng could think of so far.
He has a bold idea, that is to capture the thief first and capture the king first.
As long as these class committees who have influence on the class can be dealt with, why worry about not being able to deal with this class?
Of course, being a class committee member for these people is a double-edged sword. It depends on Ye Yifeng himself whether he can grasp it well.
Because Class One (10) was absent from class yesterday, Director Zhang of the Political and Educational Office specially came to check on today's situation, and found that he was not late today, so he patted Ye Yifeng on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Xiao Ye, you did a good job."
Ye Yifeng giggled and said, "Thank you leader for the compliment."
All the students looked at Ye Yifeng in shock, with sneer smiles on their faces.
Let me let you be proud for a while, so don’t cry later!
The first two classes passed without incident, Ye Yifeng was naturally in a good mood.
For this class, no news is good news, and news means something big happened.
So, no more news.
The end of the second period is the time for inter-class exercises. For 10 minutes, the students will gather on the playground to do radio gymnastics.
Ye Yifeng also came to the student team as usual to supervise the students doing exercises.
Usually these students left the class as quickly as rabbits after class, so Ye Yifeng didn't think much, and went directly to the playground.
But when he saw the number of students coming, his whole face darkened: "Why are there just you guys?"
Among the sixty students in the class, apart from the class committee members, only two of Ye Yifeng's loyal fans, Zhang Hong and Lin Xiaoya, arrived.
Director Zhang's face on the rostrum also sank, and he asked coldly with the microphone: "What's the matter with Class One (10)? Where are the students?"
The squad leader Wu Pengfei said very aggrieved: "This morning they had breakfast together at a breakfast shop outside, and then they all had diarrhea, and they are still in the toilet. If you don't believe me, you can go and have a look in the toilet."
"Group diarrhea?" Ye Yifeng couldn't help but rolled his eyes and hummed twice.
Even if you think about it, you know it's fake. These students must have done it on purpose.
But to catch a thief and seize stolen goods, Ye Yifeng has no evidence, what can he do?
More than 50 people go to the toilet together, this scene is spectacular!
Ye Yifeng has convinced these bastards, he can think of this way, he can find this excuse, they are going to heaven!
Seeing Ye Yifeng's frowning and dignified face, the students couldn't help sneering secretly.
They were beaten to death by Ye Yifeng, this time they can finally make Ye Yifeng severely humiliated, right?
Seeing that Ye Yifeng's class was empty, Fan Dongcheng couldn't help but sneer: "Ms. Ye, there aren't only ten students in your class, haha!"
Liu Mengjuan also came over on purpose, and asked with "concern", "Oh, Mrs. Ye, what happened to the students in your class? Could it be because they couldn't think about it and skipped class together?"
Ye Yifeng glanced at the two of them and said hummingly: "Easy to eat and worry about, just mind your own class."
"Teacher Ye, you can't say that!" Fan Dongcheng chuckled, "As a colleague, it's normal for me to care about you, right?"
"It seems that I have to take good care of my colleagues." Ye Yifeng turned around and looked at Fan Dongcheng with disdain on his face, "Have you bought a house? Have you bought a car? Have you found a girlfriend? Your girlfriend hates you. Are you poor and ugly? Didn’t buy a house, didn’t buy a car and didn’t find a girlfriend? Why don’t you hurry up and get busy with your own business, what’s your business!”
(End of this chapter)