novelraw Chapter 190 Ultraman Is Fake
Chapter 190 Ultraman Is Fake
Chapter 190 Ultraman Is Fake
Under Lu An's tricky story, and Jiang Xiaotian was really sleepy, so he fell asleep very quickly.
Jiang Xiaotian who was asleep was very quiet. Because of his good family conditions, Jiang Xiaotian's skin was very fair even under the reflection of the light that occasionally leaked in from the window.
Looking at the sleeping Jiang Xiaotian, Lu An also started to think wildly.
Coupled with the topic Zhao Yunqing mentioned during the day, whether he wants a son or a daughter, Lu An couldn't help but start thinking about it.
What will your future children be like?
What would you name your child?
With these messy thoughts, Lu An fell asleep like this.
In the early morning of the next day, under the action of the biological clock, I woke up naturally.
Jiang Xiaotian next to him was still fast asleep.
Getting up carefully, Lu An washed up first, then went downstairs to the supermarket to buy groceries, and bought some breakfast on the way back.
After returning, he found that Jiang Xiaotian was still asleep, so he patted Jiang Xiaotian lightly with his hands:
"Xiaotian Xiaotian, wake up and eat breakfast."
After finally waking Jiang Xiaotian up, Lu An asked him to get up and wash up quickly, so he went to put the bought vegetables in the refrigerator, and took out his breakfast.
It's just that after everything was done, Jiang Xiaotian hadn't come out yet.
Frowning, he walked into the bedroom again, only to find that Jiang Xiaotian fell asleep again at some point.
Feeling helpless, I had to call him again.
After waking up this time, Lu An kept staring at the side, not giving Jiang Xiaotian a chance to fall asleep again.
Jiang Xiaotian woke up immediately after washing up.
"Come on, let's have breakfast."
"Thank you brother."
The two of them sat at the dining table and began to eat breakfast slowly. Lu An, who was sitting opposite, noticed that Jiang Xiaotian's body suddenly began to twist uncomfortably.
"What's the matter?" Lu An asked quickly, thinking that Jiang Xiaotian was feeling unwell.
"Brother, I want to shit." Jiang Xiaotian was still holding the bun in his hand, and there was a small piece of vermicelli at the corner of his mouth.
"Crack." Lu An couldn't help but slapped his forehead, and said helplessly:
"If you want to go to the bathroom, go there."
At the same time, I couldn't help regretting in my heart, why did I ask.
"But I still want to eat buns." Jiang Xiaotian took a bite of the buns while speaking.
"..."
"Brother, I feel like I can't hold back anymore." Jiang Xiaotian continued.
"Then go to the toilet quickly." Lu An was already gnashing his teeth.
"Oh." Jiang Xiaotian looked into Lu An's eyes and asked very seriously:
"Brother, can I eat buns while shitting?"
"No!" Lu An clenched his fists tightly.
To be honest, if this was his own child, Lu An would do it.
"But these buns are so delicious, I still want to eat them."
"Come out to eat after going to the bathroom."
"That's right." Jiang Xiaotian finally came to his senses, quickly put the buns in his hands on the table, and trotted towards the toilet.
Lu An, who was next to him, was very tired when he saw this scene.
Why is this bear so angry?
Soon, after Jiang Xiaotian came back from the toilet, he reached out to get the buns. Lu An asked worriedly:
"Did you wash your hands?"
Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiaotian asked in a tone that was both puzzled and contemptuous:
"Brother, don't you wash your hands after going to the toilet?"
"..."
Is this despised?
"Let's eat buns." Lu An could only suppress the depression in his heart, and said helplessly:
"After dinner, I'm going to start doing my homework."
"Oh."
After the meal, Lu An asked Xiaotian to take out the homework on it according to the schedule.
Today's first write is mathematics.
Thinking that he was fine, he just stared at Xiaotian doing his homework, and seeing that he made mistakes or didn't know how to do it, he could help and tutor him.
At the beginning, everything was uneventful.
Until a math problem to fill in the unit.
There is a question:
10() pencils.
Let Jiang Xiaotian fill in the appropriate units.
Xiaotian resolutely filled in a meter.
"Xiaotian, did you fill this in wrong?" Lu An asked, pointing to the unit that Xiaotian had just filled in.
"Ah, is it wrong?"
"How could it be possible to have a pencil that is ten meters long?" The corner of his mouth twitched. After all, Lu An had taught in the past, so he had a little experience, so he patiently enlightened him.
"Why not?" Jiang Xiaotian asked back.
"How long should I use to sharpen a ten-meter pencil?"
"A 40-meter machete." Jiang Xiaotian suddenly became excited:
"When I see people on my phone, don't they always say, pick up my 40-meter machete. Brother, do you think it's reasonable to sharpen my 40-meter pencil with a [-]-meter machete?"
Lu An thought for a while, and what Jiang Xiaotian said actually made some sense.
Just as he was about to nod, he finally realized that he was led astray by Jiang Xiaotian.
Talk about a ten-meter pencil and a 40-meter machete.
"Let's not talk about it. In real life, if a 40-meter pencil and a [-]-meter machete are produced, who can use them?" Lu An tried to calm the anger in his heart, and asked as calmly as possible.
"Ultraman." Jiang Xiaotian became even more excited:
"Ultraman is taller than our buildings, so Ultraman has to use a 40-meter machete to sharpen a ten-meter pencil."
"..."
Lu An couldn't help thinking about this scene, Altman was sharpening a pencil with a machete in his hand.
No, no, it was led astray again!
"Xiaotian." In order to make Xiaotian realize the reality, Lu An had no choice but to say:
"Ultraman is fake, it doesn't exist in reality. Since Ultraman doesn't exist, your ten-meter pencil and 40-meter machete are useless.
You got this question wrong, please correct it. "
Originally, in Lu An's mind, he had already made it clear to Jiang Xiaotian, so Jiang Xiaotian would correct his mistakes.
What I didn't expect was that Jiang Xiaotian stopped talking, and looked straight at Lu An, tears began to glisten in his eyes.
On the contrary, Lu An panicked all of a sudden, wondering why Jiang Xiaotian was about to cry all of a sudden.
He obviously didn't say anything.
"Xiaotian, what's the matter with you?"
Jiang Xiaotian didn't speak, and the teardrops in his eyes fell down one by one.
And this state is actually the most uncomfortable.
Just when Lu An didn't know what to do, there was a knock on the door.
Zhao Yunqing is here!
Opening the door, Zhao Yunqing came in, and saw Jiang Xiaotian sitting on the chair crying non-stop, and looked at Lu An, wanting to ask what was going on.
But Lu An could only shake his head blankly, and he didn't understand why Xiaotian burst into tears all of a sudden.
Passing the small bag he was carrying to Lu An, he walked towards Xiaotian, pulled a stool, and sat next to Xiaotian.
Zhao Yunqing is about to make a move!
(End of this chapter)