novelraw Chapter 152 Great Deeds
Chapter 152 Great Deeds
Chapter 152 Great Deeds
"Hello, uncle," Zhao Yun's light voice came out as soon as the phone was connected:
"According to what you said, wouldn't you be unable to go to Berlin?"
"Yes." Lu An's voice was also somewhat sad.
After talking on the phone with Jiang Mou Wang Ke, I felt much calmer.
"Good thing!" Zhao Yunqing suddenly shouted and said excitedly.
"A good thing?" Lu An was stunned. How could this be a good thing?
"Yes." Zhao Yunqing replied affirmatively:
"Isn't that a good thing?"
"How can this be a good thing?"
"Uncle, if you can't go to Berlin, will you not be able to attend the awards ceremony?"
"That's right." Lu An continued:
"Shouldn't it be a pity that I can't participate in this ceremony? Why?"
"Uncle, let me analyze it for you." Zhao Yun said lightly and firmly:
"Look, it's not just directors and screenwriters who are going to participate in this film festival, right? There are also many stars, all kinds of handsome men and women, who must be well-dressed, and if you can't go, it must be a good thing for you."
"what?"
"Uncle, remember the theory I told you before? You don't like men now because you haven't met a man who makes you fall in love. What if you go to this film festival and meet a man who makes you fall in love? man,
Then you find out that you actually like men?Then he dumped me, wouldn't I be very sad?But now that you don’t go, is there no such risk? "
"..." Lu An was silent for a long time, and could only say one thing:
"My sexual orientation is normal."
"That's because you haven't met a man who makes you fall in love."
"I really don't like men." Lu An was a little mad.
"All right, all right, you don't like men." Zhao Yunqing responded perfunctorily.
"..."
How do you feel that Zhao Yunqing's reply has confirmed that he likes men?
"Cough, uncle, listen to me and continue to analyze." Zhao Yunqing was still in high spirits.
"Stop analyzing it with the premise that I like men." Lu An reminded.
"Okay." Zhao Yunqing seemed to have something to say:
"Then let's assume you like girls."
"I've always liked women!"
"All right, all right, I know you like women." Zhao Yunqing was very proud:
"Especially like me."
"..."
"Uncle, you like women. There are so many beautiful women at the film festival. If you are dazzled and tempted, what should you do? You will be very entangled when the time comes. Gentle, cute, and beautiful little girlfriend, with thick lips and thick legs on one side, a female star with heavy makeup that conforms to Western aesthetics.
If you can't control yourself and do something I'm sorry for, first of all, you will feel extremely painful inside and you will also be burdened with moral shackles. Secondly, who knows if those female celebrities will have any diseases?
But, if you can't go to Berlin now, then all this will not happen? "
"What you said is really reasonable." Lu An no longer knew how to refute Zhao Yunqing.
"So, uncle, is it a super good thing that you can't go to Berlin? It avoids the fact that you find out that you are a hidden gay, and at the same time avoids the possibility of suffering from venereal disease."
"I'm not gay, and I won't cheat." Lu An couldn't help retorting.
"Hey, uncle, why are you in such a hurry. These are all hypotheses, do you understand the hypotheses?" Zhao Yun said with a smothered smile.
"Oh, but those things you mentioned, I went, it is only possible to happen, but there is also a possibility that it will not happen. The probability of not happening is more than [-]%."
"Yeah." Although Zhao Yunqing couldn't be seen, Lu An could imagine Zhao Yunqing nodding seriously at this time:
"Uncle, this is just the possible consequences of your going to Berlin, and I haven't told you about the great things you can encounter if you don't go to Berlin."
"Oh, there are good things if you don't go to Berlin?" This is something Lu An didn't expect.
"Yes." Zhao Yun said briskly:
"Listen to me one by one."
"Ah."
"First of all, the first great thing, of course, is that you can see your lovely and charming girlfriend every day. Isn't this a super good thing?"
"..." Lu An paused, and said helplessly:
"Okay, that's a great thing."
"What?" Zhao Yunqing was a little unhappy:
"What do you mean? Obviously it is! If you go to Berlin, you won't see such a lovely me, who misses you every day. Now that you don't have to go, you can see me every day. Isn't that a great thing?"
"Do the math." Lu An said quickly:
"Of course it's a great thing."
"En." Zhao Yunqing was satisfied at this point, and then said slowly:
"The second best thing, uncle, think about it. Director Jiang went to Berlin. What good will it do you?"
"Ah?" Lu An frowned, thought for a long time, but couldn't figure it out:
"Director Jiang is gone, is it good for me?"
"Stupid." Zhao Yun said with a slight hatred for the lack of steel:
"Uncle, think about it. When Director Jiang was making movies, you had to go to the set every weekend. Now that Director Jiang is gone, don't you need to go to the set?"
"Ah."
"Uncle, do you know what this means?"
"What does it represent?"
"It means you will have the weekend!" Zhao Yunqing said excitedly:
"You have time to take me out to play."
After a moment of silence, Lu An said:
"But, aren't you going to work part-time on Saturday? How do you go out and have fun?"
"Ah." Zhao Yun clicked lightly, and then said:
"It doesn't matter. Even if I don't have Saturday, I still have Sunday. Besides, I can also discuss with the students to change the class time."
"That's it."
"Yes. So, to sum up, Uncle, if you don't go to Berlin, you avoid two bad things from happening, and then there are two very happy things. Don't you think this is a great thing? "
After Zhao Yunqing's translation, I can't go to Berlin, it seems... is it really a good thing?
"And, uncle, you have overlooked a very important thing."
"what?"
"That is, the May Day holiday has just passed, and everyone has just finished traveling. If we travel at the wrong peak now, we will definitely not encounter the situation of people following the crowd."
"Traveling on the wrong peak." Lu An's eyes lit up, he was very pleasantly surprised, and then he said helplessly:
"We still have to go to class, how can we have time to travel?"
"Uncle, we can ask for leave."
"Ah, if you ask for leave for travel, will the counselor approve it?"
"..."
(End of this chapter)