novelraw Chapter 146 Boyfriend is not as good as a pig
Chapter 146 Boyfriend is not as good as a pig
Chapter 146 Boyfriend is not as good as a pig
"Snapped."
Zhao Yunqing patted the doll machine angrily:
"Uncle, look, this is too much. It was already clamped, but when it was about to reach the exit, the claws loosened again!"
"Yes." Lu An nodded:
"It's really too much."
"Uncle, try it." Zhao Yun turned sideways lightly.
"Okay." Lu An stepped forward, thinking that he had hardly grabbed a doll, so he reminded:
"I haven't caught the doll much, and there is a high probability that I won't be able to catch it."
"It's okay." Zhao Yun waved his hand lightly and said:
"Uncle, these claw machines have routines, and they are rarely caught by people. Otherwise, how can others make money?"
"..." Lu An asked a little speechlessly:
"You know this, why are you still arresting me?"
"Cough." Zhao Yunqing rolled his eyes:
"Although it is rare to catch it, there are exceptions. Maybe I am that Ouhuang. Besides, catching dolls is to enjoy the process."
"Then you just got angry and took pictures of the machine?"
"Uncle, hurry up and grab the doll." Zhao Yun said, grinding his teeth lightly.
Don't you understand the truth that people are hard to tear down?
"Oh." Lu An glanced at it, and saw the "buy ten times, get one free" sticker on the claw machine, thinking that he was a non-chief, so he bought it ten times directly.
Controlling the joystick with one hand, he slowly moved towards the doll in the claw machine. Seeing that the position was almost the same, Lu An pressed the button.
The claws inside the machine went straight down and grabbed the doll selected by Lu An.
"Uncle, I was also like this just now. When I come here soon, my claws will definitely loosen." Zhao Yunqing said with a curled lip when he saw this scene.
Lu An didn't speak, his eyes were fixed on the doll he grabbed.
Unexpectedly, the doll that was grabbed this time was held tightly by the claws, and then fell from the exit.
Zhao Yunqing's eyes widened, and then he squatted down immediately, and took out the doll that Lu An had grabbed from the claw machine.
The caught doll is a blue and white doraemon.
"Uncle, you are so amazing!" Zhao Yun praised lightly:
"How do you do it?"
[Tip: Zhao Yunqing is happy that the script progress of the movie "Twelve Citizens" has increased by 5.00% (current progress: 25%). 】
"I don't know." Lu An also shook his head in a daze. He just saw the paw move over the doll and press the button.
As for why it can be caught?
I really don't know.
"Could it be that I bought ten times at a time, and the system judged that I was a big customer, so let me catch it?" Lu An guessed.
"It's possible." Zhao Yunqing agreed, and then made another guess:
"I saw someone on the Internet saying that this claw machine seems to catch a certain number of times, and people will grab the doll out."
"I really don't know that."
"Uncle, if you continue to catch, maybe you can catch another one." Zhao Yun urged lightly.
"Oh."
In the remaining few chances to grab dolls, no new dolls could be caught.
Because Lu An caught one, Zhao Yunqing was still a little reconciled after Lu An wasted all his times. Like Lu An, he bought ten chances to grab at once.
Unfortunately, nothing was found.
"Hmph!" Zhao Yun patted the claw machine in dissatisfaction:
"Uncle, this claw machine definitely has a problem with me."
"..."
"I will never come here again."
Zhao Yun angrily pulled Lu An away, holding the doraemon that Lu An had caught in his hand.
Zhao Yunqing, who was very dissatisfied, immediately left behind the unhappiness brought about by the claw machine when he saw the milk tea shop and food stall on the side of the road.
I bought two cups of milk tea, holding the milk tea in one hand and the doraemon in the other.
"Oh." Zhao Yunqing sighed in distress.
"what's wrong?"
"Uncle, why do you think people's stomachs are so small?"
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"There are so many delicious food on the road, it smells delicious, but I'm already full and I can't eat any more." Zhao Yun said with a bitter face:
"It would be nice if you could just taste it, but not get it in your stomach."
"..." Lu An was really speechless, and after thinking about it, he said:
"Is there anything you want to eat? You can choose one. If you can't finish it, I can help you eat it."
"Huh?" Zhao Yunqing's eyes lit up immediately:
"Uncle, can you still eat?"
"A little bit, eat while walking, it's not a big problem."
"Great!" Zhao Yun cheered lightly, and then looked around, there were just so many delicious foods.
[Tip: Zhao Yunqing is happy that the script progress of the movie "Twelve Citizens" has increased by 5.00% (current progress: 30%). 】
The fireworks were lingering, and the owners of the small stalls all had kind smiles on their faces, as if they were inviting everyone to come to their stalls.
But I can only choose one.
It's really the hardest thing in the world.
"Uncle, can you only eat one portion?" Zhao Yunqing asked unwillingly:
"Can't you eat a little more?"
"..." Hearing this, Lu An didn't know what to say:
"I'm a human, not a pig. That's all I have for my appetite."
Zhao Yunqing subconsciously said:
"Then if I find a pig as my boyfriend, wouldn't it be possible for me to eat a little of everything and give him the rest?"
"Huh?" Lu An felt bad after hearing this.
"Ah." Zhao Yunqing finally realized that what he said seemed to be wrong, and hurriedly made up for it:
"Uncle, I'm sorry, I don't mean that you can't even compare with pigs."
It's just that the eyebrows and eyes are crooked, and the corners of the mouth are pulled apart. There is no sense of knowing what's wrong.
[Tip: Zhao Yunqing is happy that the script progress of the movie "Twelve Citizens" has increased by 5.00% (current progress: 35%). 】
"..." Lu An let out a long breath:
"Then why don't you find a pig to be your boyfriend, so that you can fatten it up and sell it at the slaughterhouse, so you can make a lot of money?"
"It makes sense!" Zhao Yunqing made a fist with his right hand and gave it a gentle blow on the palm of his left hand:
"Uncle, why don't you think I didn't discover this truth before?"
"Then I'll go?"
"Don't be in such a hurry, you can go with me to the pig farm and help me pick the first pig back." Zhao Yun said after a while of meditation.
"..."
It’s over, what’s the point of having a girlfriend like this?
Are you mad at yourself?
Do you think you don't live long enough to find such a partner?
……
After shopping, the two of them took the bus back to school.
Sending Zhao Yunqing to the bottom of the dormitory, when Lu An was about to turn around and leave, Zhao Yunqing grabbed Lu An's sleeve:
"Uncle, did you forget something?"
It was already dark, but there seemed to be light in Zhao Yunqing's eyes.
"Forgot what?" The corner of Lu An's mouth twitched:
"I'm not even as good as a pig, how can I hug you?"
"Hahahaha." Zhao Yunqing couldn't help laughing, stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and put his arms around Lu An's waist and said:
"Uncle, don't be discouraged. What's the big deal, I'll upgrade you to be like a pig in my heart now, isn't that all right? Uncle Pig, don't you really want to hug your lovely girlfriend before you leave?"
(End of this chapter)