My Life with Narration

Chapter 532 - 523: How About... a Look at My Legs?

"Hey, isn’t it kind of unethical for you to leave my girlfriend at the company and go out to enjoy yourself?"

At this moment, Tang Nan was driving aimlessly, and Su Qing, sitting in the passenger seat, spoke up.

"Hey, how can you say it’s just me enjoying myself? I’m taking you with me, right? We’re both out here enjoying it," Tang Nan corrected.

"I was dragged out by you!"

"Just admit it, you’re out, aren’t you? Or should I take you back to the company to sit around doing nothing?"

"Uh... never mind," Su Qing said awkwardly. Although he felt a bit guilty about his girlfriend, hanging around the company was genuinely awkward for him—with no work to do and not a single familiar face to chat with.

Moreover, because of the title of ’boss’s spouse,’ as soon as he stepped out of Shen Yi or Tang Nan’s office, he was immediately met with strange looks from the company’s employees, making him feel quite uncomfortable.

"That’s better. Let me tell you, look, my tricks for getting by out here hinge on five points: breach of faith, betrayal of girlfriends, disloyalty, deviousness, and taking care of my brother-in-law, got it?"

Su Qing: ...

"Oh, I get it, especially that last part, right?"

"Of course, as long as you’re taken care of, there’s nothing to worry about with Xiao Yi; making you happy is helping her, she’d barely have time to thank me."

"Then let me thank you on her behalf?"

"Uh... no need."

"So where are we headed now?"

"No idea, how about we go visit Director Wang’s film set? You’re an investor now; it makes perfect sense to go check it out!"

Hearing this, Su Qing was quite intrigued but ultimately said, "Forget it, maybe tomorrow. Brother Wang must be busy today, so just take me home; I want to lie down!"

"No, come on, how about I take you to find Xiao He? The two of us can relive our college days? Don’t worry, I’ll wear a mask, hat, and sunglasses—no one will recognize me. I can even pretend to be your girlfriend, how about that?"

Su Qing: →_→

"Why do I feel like you’re the one who wants to play? What? Want to pretend to be young?"

"Get lost, I’m naturally young and fresh!"

"I don’t believe it, unless... we check the legs?"

Tang Nan: ←_←

"You cheeky little brother, are you trying to act spoiled? Believe me, I’ll tell Xiao Yi!"

"Fine, if I can’t look, just take me home; I want to lie down!"

Seeing this, Tang Nan was quite frustrated.

"Alright, you want to see the legs, right? Let’s go, I’ll let you see plenty!"

Su Qing: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a

"Hey, hey, hey, I was just kidding, where are you taking me?"

"You’ll find out when we get there!"

At 6 PM, the sky was already completely dark. That afternoon, Shen Yi had handled some work at the company and then called the two of them, but no one answered. With no choice, she went home, and after a while, the two returned together. However, as soon as she entered, she noticed they both had the same scent of body wash on them.

"So... you guys went for a soak in the hot springs?"

"Hey? It’s not my fault; it was your boyfriend who wanted to check out the legs. I thought, in this cold weather, without a skirt, how could I show him? So we had to hit the hot springs. Plus, I found him a master for a massage and a foot bath, tackled dinner, too. How’s that? I’m pretty considerate of your boyfriend, right? Not only did I pay for his enjoyment, I let him see the legs; I don’t even spoil my boyfriend this much," Tang Nan insisted.

Of course, she knew Shen Yi wouldn’t doubt her—despite her tendency for banter, there was trust between them.

Most importantly, unlike the particular Shen Yi, she didn’t have a penchant for younger brothers.

Hearing this, Shen Yi turned to her man: "Did you see?"

"Uh... I saw!"

"Was it nice?"

"So-so, not as nice as yours."

"That settles it."

Tang Nan: "Hey, that’s too much, I’m right here, you know!"

Shen Yi didn’t mind the leg-viewing. In the hot springs, although not a mixed-gender bath, there were robes, and the ladies’ robes did expose the thighs, so she wouldn’t fall for it, and could even counterattack.

"Just telling the truth, he said he could spend a whole year with mine, what’s yours, a chicken claw?" Shen Yi sneered.

"Mine are slender, long, and pale beauties!"

Shen Yi: "Little trash, haha~"

"You..."

"Enough ’you-ing’ me, you left me at the company alone today, went out to slack off, soak in hot springs, and enjoy yourself—I haven’t even confronted you about it yet. Those are tasks you’re supposed to handle, and besides, you two finished eating, while I haven’t; don’t you think you’re overly inconsiderate?"

Hearing this, Tang Nan quickly coughed nervously: "Ahem, wasn’t I helping you out, taking care of Xiao Su? Don’t worry, we’re sisters; I looked after Xiao Su for you all afternoon, no need to thank me."

Hearing this, Shen Yi really didn’t want to deal with her; if it wasn’t for shooting movies in the entertainment industry, she would have starved by now.

"Tomorrow you’ll go to the company, and I’ll spend time with my boyfriend. Oh, and before we head back in a couple of days, let’s find a time to visit Director Wang’s crew, since you’ve invested anyway, it’s best to check it out," Shen Yi suggested.

As a boss, she naturally understood the importance of an in-person visit, but her man had been too eager, sending money without even visiting the set.

"Sure, we were just talking about that in the car, so tomorrow afternoon then. In the morning, we can visit Suhe School, since we won’t see her again until New Year when we go home," Su Qing proposed.

To this suggestion, Shen Yi naturally had no objections and agreed right away.

However, Tang Nan wasn’t having it: "Hey, what about me, what about me?"

"What do you mean, ’what about you?’ What are you up to?"

"No, I mean you two are going out tomorrow, what about me?"

"Of course you’ll be going to work," Su Qing said bluntly.

"Damn, not taking me!"

Shen Yi: "But you two didn’t take me today, did you?"

"I don’t care, I don’t care!"

Faced with Tang Nan throwing a tantrum on the sofa, the two ignored her, even sneaking the occasional smooch in front of her, such lovey-dovey displays eventually drove her away in frustration.

Meanwhile, at the Capital Finance University girls’ dormitory, Su He was editing a video at her computer, finally clicking upload, then stretching with a big yawn: "Ah~~~ it’s finally done, I’m exhausted."

Hearing this, Ying Tiantian from Crosstalk City adhered to the principle that people can fall to the ground, but words can’t, starting an ad-lib banter:

"Oh, I didn’t believe the netizens when they said you couldn’t tell the front from the back, but now, oh wow, you’re the real deal, huh!"

At these words, Lv Xiaoxia and Tao Qian laughed uncontrollably because Su He was now making short videos; she was quite famous at their school, widely known for having a ’Stock God’ brother, an internet celeb with millions of followers. Meanwhile, she had tens of thousands herself, and she was pretty to boot. Previously, some pursued her, but after her fame over not distinguishing front from back, her suitors vanished, feeling as if she had lost her dating prospects entirely.

After all, who wants to be told in college: "Oh, I know your girlfriend, can’t tell the front from the back, right?"

What guy could put up with that?

"Get lost, stinky Tiantian, believe it or not, I’ll rip your mouth off, ah ah ah!"

"Ow, why are you bumping me with your back; you’re pushing me."

"Still talking, you talk a big game, let’s see what’s big then!"

"Ah, no, no, Xiaxia, Qianqian, come help me!"

As the group descended into chaos, Su He’s comment section was quickly overrun by a swarm of people.

"Damn, the Stock God has shown up again in the Capital!"

"Haha, the blogger got beat up. I laughed so hard. Hit my girlfriend with a kick, and bam!"

"The Stock God isn’t dead; that’s a relief. I thought he’d been nabbed."

"Recommend a stock, please, I swear I won’t be greedy this time!"

"The Stock God’s in the Capital, anyone want to team up to visit?"

"Count me in!"

"Agree!"

After the last incident, Su Qing stopped updating, and finally, just as the hype had started to die down, it flared up again thanks to Su He.

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