My Life with Narration

Chapter 517 - 508: Hello Eunuch, Goodbye Eunuch

Although the Windmill is a killer move, it ultimately couldn’t withstand the Arresting Skill he just learned from Li Zijun. In a flash, he pinned her to the playground.

The classmates passing by were all stunned. They initially thought it was a couple playfully fighting, but didn’t expect this guy to actually go for it, even using the Sweep Kick.

In the end, they could only give him a silent thumbs-up, having to admit, he was a role model for our generation.

Some men who were out with their girlfriends immediately felt more confident, thinking they shouldn’t pamper their girlfriends too much—hitting when necessary. Of course, some guys felt extremely proud watching these manly acts, at least they don’t hit women and are still good men.

What good is being handsome if you’re just a domestic abuser?

Of course, seeing the two of them get into a big G, all the men instantly had an expression of realization.

No wonder this woman didn’t break up despite being hit—it turns out the guy has money, then that’s that.

Little did they know, this was actually the ’friendly’ mode of a sibling pair.

"Wow, bro, did you buy a new car?"

In the car, Su He looked around with surprise as she touched everything.

Even though she knew her brother hadn’t taken on any ads, he had over 8 million followers recently, with plenty of views, so he must be making a lot.

Besides, as the Stock God’s sister, how could she not know her big brother was making money? Even Gotham City’s top influencer couldn’t show off outside, how could she forget her daughter?

So, seeing the over two million car, the first thought was her brother bought this car, not that his sister-in-law equipped him with it.

You have to admit, when a man starts making money, everyone’s opinion of you changes. Now in school, Su He walks differently.

Comparable to a rooster before and after laying an egg.

She knows that even if she can’t find a job after graduation, just a little bit from her brother’s fingers would be enough to make her mouth water with luxury.

She couldn’t possibly spend it all.

The crucial thing is, with her brother being so impressive and her sister-in-law even more so, why should she work hard? Just relax. Now, any advertisement fee under ten thousand, she doesn’t even bother to glance at, that’s how confident she is.

"I have a friend at the police station, his name is Du Qiang, I think I can introduce him to you!"

"Policeman brother? Is he handsome?"

"Dead handsome!"

"Bro, are you sure that’s a compliment?"

"What do you think? I really suspect you two are real siblings—brains are just decorations, right? Come on, would I drive a car I bought to the capital? Am I crazy or are you? It’s your brother Nan’s car, he lent it to me for commuting." Su Qing sighed.

He couldn’t figure it out. Su He, supposedly dumb, scored over 500 in the college entrance exam, capable of getting into a top-tier university. Yet, calling her smart sometimes is just not it; her brain doesn’t just turn off—it’s a bit slow, even.

"Ugh, thrilled for nothing. Not that I’m saying, bro, you’re already a billionaire, without even a car—it’s a bit embarrassing, huh? I’ve been making some money lately, already planning to buy a car!" Su He boasted.

As soon as she finished speaking, Su Qing suddenly recalled a narration cue.

[Road Killer Su He, once she buys a car, the new car will turn into an accident car on the day of pickup, and she’ll lose all her money. Considering public safety, it’s advised not to follow through with this idea.]

Su Qing: ...

Honestly, he’s had the narration for a while now, and it almost never wants to make decisions for him; it’s clear how unsuitable Su He is for driving. Her getting a driver’s license in this life seems to have exhausted all her automotive ties.

"You should dispel this dangerous idea. Making money isn’t easy, but money is a minor issue. If you hit someone for real, don’t blame me for not helping then."

"I..." Su He was just about to retort but seeing her brother’s face so dark, she held back: "I think I’m okay at driving?"

At this, Su Qing sneered, not even bothering to respond.

Seeing this, Su He could only sheepishly stick out her tongue. She really had thought about buying a car recently, but seeing her brother’s expression, maybe she doesn’t want one that much.

"Bro, where are we going, shopping?" Sitting in the front passenger seat, Su He asked excitedly.

Although her clothes were all bought this year, no girl feels like she has too many clothes.

This time might be a bit late for Jiang City, but in the capital, nightlife hasn’t even begun yet.

Going out now, the malls are brightly lit, absolutely stocked with everything.

"Wishful thinking. I arrived in the capital almost in the afternoon and haven’t even rested, and you’re wanting me to shop with you? I’m taking you to your sister-in-law’s house for dinner."

"What? Sister-in-law’s here too?"

"Obviously. Do you think I’d come to the capital if she wasn’t here? You think I really came to see you?"

"Cough cough... Okay then, haven’t seen sis-in-law in a while, I’ve been missing her. Bro, landing a stunning sister-in-law like her, you should be thrilled. The key is she’s loaded too."

"You think I don’t have money?"

"Even if you’re richer, in my heart, you’re still a nerd!"

"First day meeting, don’t force me to slap you in the car."

Su He: ...

"Bro, you said we’re going to sister-in-law’s place? Where’s her place? Is it a villa?"

"Don’t ask me, it’s my first time here too. For her property in the capital, I’ve got the GPS on, should be there soon."

In reality, even now, he doesn’t know how much wealth Shen Yi has. Anyway, she has property in the capital and should be more than one.

Both people in the car remained curious.

An hour later, he drove back, what met his eyes was a high-end community, not a private villa.

But it makes sense—a villa would be best in the suburbs. Though city-center villas are nice, they tend to feel isolating. A big flat is more comfortable.

Of course, that’s his take.

Since it’s Tang Nan’s car, passing the community gate was smooth. From such a detail, you can tell, Tang Nan definitely owns property here as well.

And if Tang Nan has it, the landlord for sure has it too—it’s real estate, after all; how could Shen Yi, a serial investor, miss out on this?

Soon, they stood before a unit door and spotted Tang Nan who was there to greet them.

"Here, over here!" Tang Nan waved!

"Nan bro, I’m here!"

Su He rolled down the window and waved. Seeing the big star, she was very excited.

As soon as the car stopped, Su He dashed out and hugged him, being quite naturally affectionate.

"Oh my!" Tang Nan held Su He, chuckling: "You’ve gotten prettier again. I wouldn’t know which bastard you’ll bless with your looks in the future!"

"Nowhere near as pretty as you, Nan bro. Any man who isn’t smitten with you is surely a eunuch."

Just then, Su Qing parked the car and came over. Tang Nan asked, "Bro, do you like me?"

Su Qing: ???

Confessions are this sudden now? Although his brain momentarily froze, his usual slickness prompted his response:

"Why would I like you? What others don’t want, I don’t want either. If no one wants you, I’ve got someone!"

Usually, Tang Nan would jump at such words, but this time, Tang Nan uncharacteristically put on a disdainful face.

"Eew~~~ so that’s it, hello eunuch, goodbye eunuch!"

Su Qing: ???

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