My Life with Narration

Chapter 439 - 431: Livestreaming Beating My Sister

There are a few old sayings: "It’s only right for a father to hit his son," "On a rainy day, you might as well hit the kids," "Sisters should hit their brothers early."

But it’s quite rare for brothers to hit their sisters, unless they are close in age. Logically, Su Qing is five years older than Su He, so he should probably give her a little slack.

But no, he’s quick to hit his sister, the feeling is almost the same as when they were kids. Anyway, aiming for the behind is the way to go.

It’s not that he doesn’t want to act like a doting brother, but his sister really makes him feel uneasy unless he gives her a good beating.

It’s bad enough when she talks in that coquettish way, but she often acts all pretentious in front of him. It’s not just about scamming him for a phone during her college days; now she even dares to profit off him.

Originally, his job is in the self-media industry, so it’s not a big deal. After all, there are many family accounts on Douyin now, and many works have high similarity. If Su He really wants to develop in this area, he can lend a hand.

After all, he once worked as a network security promotion consultant for the police station, so he’s quite experienced in guiding traffic. What’s wrong with having one more person in the family making money? Besides, it enables Su He to be self-sufficient during school, and maybe save a fortune by graduation, which is actually a good thing.

But what she shouldn’t have done is expose his dark material in her comment section. He could already imagine how Su He was framing him.

The most crucial thing is his photo got exposed in the comment section; many people were rationally gossiping, not entirely sure if the photo was him. Now, it’s confirmed.

He wondered why it got confirmed so quickly this time since he hadn’t actively responded. Turns out he had a hidden lead anti-fan beside him.

With the phone being held on the desk, more than 2,000 people were watching the ceiling in the livestream room, listening to the cries coming from over there.

"Pat-pat-pat!!"

"Brother, I’m sorry!"

"Enough of your nonsense, prepare to meet your doom! Dragon claw with lotus float, scorpion palm with kangaroo jump, double wind through the ears, head smash walnut~~"

"You Su, I’m gonna fight you!"

"You talk as if you don’t have the surname Su, still dare to fight back, take my palm!"

As the slapping sounds came through, the people in the livestream room got straight excited, it turned out to be real.

Ever since Su Qing’s appearance in the livestream room was confirmed, the number of people in the room skyrocketed, reaching 3,000, 5,000, in less than ten minutes, the room had gathered 8,000 people watching him hit his sister online.

"Halfway through taking a dump, a friend called saying Da Qing appeared, is hitting his sister, told me to come and watch, really thrilling!"

"What thrill? I have no money? Move the camera, I can send a Carnival!"

"I’ll send two, let me see!"

"Whoa, screaming so tragically? First time seeing a brother hit his sister with such moves, impressive!"

"Watching livestream, gotta see Da Qing. Others are all staged, scripted, only these two are real hits, wahahahaha, love this kind of spontaneous play, too real!"

Although the scene of two people fighting was not seen by everyone, the 8,000+ people in the livestream room could still hear the sounds, imagining the elaborate sister secretly filming the brother, finally getting a solid thrashing – it was simply too exciting.

In today’s livestream, it’s either PK or with goods selling routines predominating the big environment, but this accidental live broadcast of the occasional event by the two had even more exploding points.

After all, nobody likes to watch those who do nothing, just sit in front of the camera shouting tips, as well as the with goods seller fighting on site with partners.

Watching that kind of routine isn’t as exciting as this, as Su Qing’s reaction was definitely not performed but genuinely, he didn’t know Su He was live-streaming him.

The audience likes this kind of spontaneous realism.

Finally, the screams in the video stopped, soon the audience in the livestream room noticed the phone was picked up, then saw the camera adjusted to the front, Su Qing’s face appeared in the livestream room.

Only then did everyone realize Su Qing was actually sitting on Su He.

"Come on, everyone take a look, my college freshman sister, who’s always all pretentious and coquettish, come on, say hi to the audience in your livestream room, don’t be shy!" Su Qing asked as he poked the camera towards Su He’s face.

Perhaps feeling that her situation was a bit embarrassing, Su He buried her head under a pillow like an ostrich and shouted:

"Let go of me, don’t I care about my reputation?"

"Hey, you still know about reputation? Why didn’t you think about your brother’s face when you were exposing my dark material in the comment section! Say, give in or not?"

"I give in!"

"Dare to do it next time?"

"No dare!"

Su He is quick to cave in, after all, this isn’t her first time in such a situation, anyway, she usually remains unchanged afterward. Su Qing knows this too, but what can he do? He can’t beat her to death!

Seeing this, the crowd in the live room crazily swiped bullet screens:

"Whoa, I just came and it’s over? Damn!"

"No, no, didn’t count earlier, we didn’t see, do it again, I’ll gift a Carnival!"

"Talking won’t do, Carnival following, slap your sister for me!"

"Not much money, send a 520, flick her a nut burst for me!"

"Crowdfunding, crowdfunding, do it again!"

Soon, the livestream room was flooded with endless gifts, the scene was truly bustling with drums and firecrackers, red flags waving, and crowds gathered!

Seeing this, Su Qing couldn’t help but be a little speechless, these people really don’t mind the excitement, then he casually threw a slipper, making a loud slap sound on the floor, suddenly, everyone in the livestream room froze for a moment.

"Whoa, 666"

"I said the slapping just now, turns out they used slippers!"

"How can this Da Qing be just like my mom, always using the sole as a weapon!"

"Won’t beat her to death, right?"

"Upstairs relax, should still be alive, looks like the bottom got taken care of!"

He glanced again at the number in the livestream room, already over 9,000+, Su Qing tossed the phone back and said: "Hurry broadcast, finish I’ll settle with you, now people are plenty, I’ll save you some face, avoid you losing face at university!"

Su He is still a college student, it’s appropriate to save some face, cannot really allow her to socially die at university, right?

Though she’s socially died once before, but that was during the early semester when everyone wore camouflage clothes, if she socially dies now, she would truly become famous.

Seeing this, Su He quickly took the phone joyfully and looked at the livestream room, finding over 9,000 people in there, she suddenly widened her eyes.

Just this short while, she took a thrashing and now there are 9,000 people? Is it because her brother is too popular, or because she got thrashed, attracting talents over?

She couldn’t figure it out, but knew she passed this hurdle, at least she exchanged a thrashing for the right to livestream her brother and Da Huang, just thinking about it made her happy.

"Hello family, Hu Hansan is back again, no worry, just a brief contest with my brother, no winner or loser, he’s already conceded. In our house, only the strong have the right to speak, see, he went to the bathroom, obviously too ashamed to bear it!"

Su He bragged proudly to all in the livestream room!

"I’ve never seen someone so shameless!"

"Well done on no winner or loser!"

"Wasn’t it you screaming just now?"

"Did I see wrong? Weren’t you just suppressed on the couch by Da Qing’s raven sitting airplane move?"

"Hahaha, I love this family interaction style, so much fun!"

"Let me give you a rocket, I want to see Da Huang, heard it loves黒丝袜!"

Seeing the gifts, Su He immediately turned into a little money-lover, grabbed the phone, and went looking for Da Huang, starting to operate in torn base.

Da Huang is naturally his mom’s, not his personal property, Su He can film as she wishes, soon the livestream room broke 10,000.

It can be said that although Su He has few followers, her first live broadcast debut was exceptionally good.

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