My Life with Narration

Chapter 429 - 423: I’m the Majority Shareholder

Those two pretending to join in for fun, when really they’re up to no good.

Lately, Shen Yi has been showing off quite a bit in front of the two of them, and the landlady is almost at her limit. Not to mention Tang Nan, the comedienne, she’s having a field day.

Having a man is no big deal; it’s not like I haven’t dated before. The landlady isn’t worried at all, she’s seen it all.

Although they were a bit startled to see Su Qing showering when they arrived, well, that’s reality. In reality, they were both timid, but behind a screen, it’s a different story.

Needless to say, Tang Nan, being the comedienne and life of the party, found it all thrilling. As for the landlady, she’s seen countless films and this didn’t seem much different to her. The camera work wasn’t even great.

Soon, after some fiddling by the landlady, they finally connected to the network in the RV and saw the scene inside.

"There we go, I thought it was broken. I originally installed it just in case of emergencies, never thought it would come in handy now!"

"Wow, sister Wen, you’re amazing! But isn’t this a bit creepy for us to do?"

"We’re not actually watching. Once they start getting lovey-dovey, just when they’re about to, you know, I’ll turn on the voice and we’ll make fun of them. What, you actually want to watch them sleep? You pervert!!"

Tang Nan: ...

There’s no such thing as a free meal for the old—they’re wise. Obviously, the landlady is quite smart. No matter how strong the relationship, this is not something to watch. She’s just waiting for Su Qing and Shen Yi to whisper sweet nothings so she can make a sudden move and scare them. Who would actually pull such a dirty prank?

Meanwhile, in the RV, Su Qing went to the bathroom to rinse off again.

"Sister Wen and the others really scared me! They didn’t even give a heads-up before coming," Su Qing said while drying his hair.

Hearing this, Shen Yi glared at him and said, "You said it yourself. I told you not to bathe in the river, but you insisted. Now look, you got caught red-handed! Luckily, I asked you to keep your underwear on, otherwise, they would’ve driven back to the city overnight, haha!"

Shen Yi couldn’t help but start laughing as she finished speaking.

Although at that time, she was chasing after them asking for money, she also realized that Tang Nan and the others were genuinely flustered. After all, that kind of situation probably doesn’t happen every day.

"You’re laughing, but I’m the embarrassed one. I swear, this Happy Go Sheep swimming trunks, whoever wants them can have them. I’m never wearing them again." Su Qing glared at Shen Yi as he spoke.

As a man, he’d rather wear nothing at all than let others see him wearing those Happy Go Sheep trunks. It was a blow to his soul.

Shen Yi snickered and then spread a blanket over the double bed in the RV, rolling onto it and beckoning him with a smile.

"I get it, I get it. Is the little brother tired today? Come here, let your sister give you a massage!" She said, casually tossing a silk ribbon from her skirt towards Su Qing.

For a moment, Su Qing was stunned, feeling his face flush.

Who could resist such a sister? Shen Yi’s clothes were slightly loose, her skin was snow-white, and even her fingertips had a rosy tint.

"But Wen and the others are still outside, isn’t it inappropriate?" Su Qing swallowed and said.

"What are you afraid of? Don’t worry, I’ve closed the windows. Come on, we just have to be quiet, right?"

At this moment, in the tent outside the RV, the two women’s eyes widened. It was their first time seeing this side of Shen Yi.

"Oh my goodness, is this really little Yi? She’s so flirtatious!"

Hearing this, the landlady rolled her eyes and said, "Pot calling the kettle black, huh? Can you say you don’t do the same? Tch, but little Yi sure is being improper. Even if Su Qing has an iron constitution, he won’t be able to keep up with her at this rate!"

While the two were talking, Su Qing had already moved forward and was kissing and cuddling with Shen Yi.

Seeing that the time was right, Wen Nanqing and Tang Nan exchanged glances and then turned on the microphone.

The next second, a voice came through the speakers in the RV from who knows where:

"Oh dear, little brother must be tired today. Come out, let your sisters give you a massage!"

"Yeah, come out, little brother. What’s so good about little Yi? Let’s play a game of cards with the three of us!"

The two mimicked Shen Yi’s tone as they spoke.

In an instant, the two inside the vehicle jumped in shock and immediately separated, looking around?

"You can see us? I..." Initially confused, Shen Yi quickly realized and dove into the covers, refusing to come out, while crying, "It’s over. I’ve lost my face, I’ve lost my face!"

Su Qing: ...

In the tent, the two women burst into a fit of laughter.

"Oh my, I’m dying of laughter!"

"I can’t take it anymore, my stomach hurts, I need a break!"

"Let’s see if she dares to show off again!"

"Finally got our revenge, make me a copy of the video, I need to blackmail her! Let’s see if she dares to talk back to me again!"

The two were laughing so hard they could barely stand.

Five minutes later, Su Qing came to the tent outside and saw the footage on the tablet, reluctantly smiling, "Sister Wen, brother Nan, you guys are too frightening!"

Being a guy with a thick skin, he had to come out and see. And sure enough, it was a live feed. Until now, he didn’t understand where the sudden narration during the day came from, it was indeed a live broadcast.

Luckily, they hadn’t gone as far as stripping, otherwise, he’d have no face left.

"Little Su, this has nothing to do with you. We just wanted to teach little Yi a lesson. You have no idea, she came to my house these past few days to freeload on food, and not only that, she had the nerve to flaunt in front of me. Let’s see if she can still laugh now!" Wen Nanqing held her stomach, trying to catch her breath as she explained.

Next to her, Tang Nan also chimed in, "Where’s your wife then? Let her come down so we can make fun of her!"

Su Qing: ...

"She’s hiding under the covers, totally embarrassed!"

"Hahahaha" *2

What a strong sisterly bond!

The two women, still not satisfied, went straight into the RV, pulled Shen Yi out of bed, teasing her with "little brother" and "come on," and even looped the earlier video to embarrass her further.

Shen Yi was dumbfounded, watching them mimic her tone. If she could, she’d sleep under the RV, it was too awkward.

Finally, maybe because of being laughed at too much, Shen Yi gave up resisting. She pulled Su Qing over and in front of the two, gave him a passionate kiss.

With a ’pop,’ Shen Yi wiped her mouth and said:

"This is my man, I can kiss him if I want. So what? You two are just jealous. If you can, get yourselves a guy too. I’ll do whatever I want with my man!"

Saying this, she proudly tilted her chin at the two of them.

Since the social death has already occurred, she was like a dead pig unafraid of boiling water.

Hearing this, the landlady coughed twice, then sat upright, smiling as she said, "If that’s how you see it, then we need to do some calculations!

Look, isn’t the house Su Qing lives in mine? Plus, I only charged him 2000 a month, and the house next to yours is also mine. You both eat at my place and even the car Su Qing drives, didn’t I have a share in it? So, by my calculation, I’m a major shareholder, how’s he your man?"

Tang Nan: "Hey? Seeing it this way, I actually have shares too?"

Shen Yi: ...

Su Qing: -_-|||

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