My Life with Narration

Chapter 410 - 406: Is There a Prick?

Why say that living off a wealthy woman is an art? Some rely on flattery for it, is that okay? Of course, but you have to kneel for it. Some rely on deception, is that okay? It is, but it’s unstable.

As for him, he entirely relies on the rich woman chasing him, with money and cars, managing to enjoy the high life without compromise. Afterward, he even feels the rich woman’s attitude isn’t good enough, and the sister has to coax him. That’s how audacious he is.

"Ahhh~~ Naughty Aunt, get up, get up!!"

At half-past six in the afternoon, after an entire afternoon of shopping, Shen Yi got a new outfit for her little man, and then the two of them, hand in hand, went to visit their landlady.

The landlady was quite happy, but the little girl was completely caught off guard, especially seeing her daddy Su and aunt cuddled up together, she wasn’t feeling well at all.

"No way, this is my boyfriend!" At this moment, Shen Yi sat in Su Qing’s arms, wrestling with the rushing little girl.

Da Huang and the landlady were watching from a distance, while Su Qing was in a sorry state, being the battlefield himself, he had to endure the antics of both the big and the small ones, and coax them both.

No need to say more about the little girl, Shen Yi was fired up too. A woman is a woman, regardless of age, once unreasonable, they’re all the same.

"He’s not your boyfriend, I’m Daddy Su! Wah~~"

The little girl grabbed Shen Yi by the arm and pulled her down, trying to drag her aunt off and get up there herself. At worst, she wanted her mom to sit there, as that was her expectation.

"Yes, he’s Daddy Su to you, but he’s also my boyfriend, isn’t there no conflict?" Shen Yi explained while resisting.

Wen Yun: ???

At this moment, her little brain was a bit confused, what she said seemed so reasonable!

"No, he’s not your boyfriend!"

"Why not? If not mine, then whose?"

"Mine!! My boyfriend!!" the little girl shouted.

Su Qing: (￣□￣;)

Hearing this, Shen Yi in his arms along with the landlady sitting on the sofa beside laughed uncontrollably.

"How old are you to be thinking about a boyfriend, shame on you!" Shen Yi laughed, seemingly enjoying the joke of competing for a man with the little girl.

In the past, she had never been like this when facing this kind of thing. It was just that she was in an exceptionally good mood now, making her intelligence drop significantly, and not just by a little.

After all, competing for a man with a child who just started preschool, how high could one’s intelligence be?

Seeing her mom and Yi laughing, the little girl hurriedly changed her words: "My mom’s, my mom’s boyfriend!!"

Landlady: "Hahaha... cough, cough, cough, now don’t say nonsense!"

Laughing halfway and then turning into a cough, the landlady had a hard time as well.

To this, Shen Yi continued: "Sister Qing, your daughter found you a boyfriend, haha, oh wow..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she felt a fierce pinch on her butt.

"What?" Shen Yi turned to look at him.

Hearing this, Su Qing gave her a sidelong glance and spoke: "How old are you now, and you’re learning to bully kids? Look how angry you made Xiao Yun."

At this point, the little girl was teary-eyed, as if she had suffered a great grievance.

"Then what do you want me to do?"

"What? What else can you do, just don’t sit on me anymore!" With that, Su Qing wanted to get her off.

But Shen Yi immediately looked around and retorted: "Why, is there a thorn?"

No thorn at all, and she added a playful tone as if trying to be funny?

Hearing this, the landlady next to them laughed so hard she slapped her thigh: "No way, hahaha, isn’t there a thorn you don’t know? And you ask, haha!"

Su Qing: ...

This reckless little widow sure knows how to steer any awkward conversation.

Hearing this, Shen Yi blushed fiercely, quickly rolled off him, then picked up the little girl and placed her in his arms.

"Here you go, here you go, alright, he’s your boyfriend, your mom’s boyfriend, all yours!"

Sure enough, seeing her get off, the little girl immediately stopped crying, clinging to his neck and unwilling to let go, wanting to defend the last line for her mom, not letting the naughty aunt take Daddy Su away.

At this moment, Su Qing felt that the little girl shouldn’t be called Wen Yun, she should be called Tian Wenjing.

Otherwise, there’s really no way to become her mom’s boyfriend.

"You two just got together, any plans for the holiday?" Wen Nanqing finally asked after laughing for a while.

Hearing this, the two exchanged a glance, both understanding each other without words. Why bother going out to play, isn’t staying home nice?

Moreover, what’s fun outside when it’s more exciting at home, so Shen Yi naturally replied: "No, tomorrow his classmate is getting married, we’re just going to join the fun, then stay at home, it’s a short holiday, isn’t it always crowded everywhere, go to a tourist spot and it’s all heads, flying is okay, but if we drive, it’s easy to get stuck on the highway!"

"Oh, Wen Jie, are you planning to go out for a trip?"

The statement wasn’t wrong at all. The National Day on October 1st every year is a peak travel period. It’s like this all over the country. Hotels and restaurants near tourist spots start to raise prices. Although none of them are short on money, the influx of people often spoils the mood for sightseeing. And if you encounter traffic jams, staying at home becomes the better option—comfortable and cost-effective.

Shen Yi’s response hit the nail on the head. The best scenery is right in front of him, so why go elsewhere? Besides, going out to play is such a waste of energy, isn’t it?

Instead, it’s better to spend the energy on each other. After all, they just confirmed their relationship and are in the lovey-dovey phase, wishing they could be together 24/7, leaving no time for outings.

"Where can I go with a kid? I’m planning to take her back to my hometown for a few days. It’s been a month since my mother last saw her, and she misses her. Oh, by the way, if you two have nothing to do, I just saw that there’s still an RV parked in the underground parking lot, a medium-sized one that even Xiao Ben can drive. Since you both know how to drive, why not go camping outside? The RV has camping equipment ready. You may not be able to go far, but a trip to the outskirts is doable. It’s a nice way to relax, so you two don’t end up getting naughty at home!" The landlord lady teased as she looked at the couple.

She had been in their shoes before and knew what couples are like right after defining their relationship. This was also a problem-solving strategy for herself.

The main issue was that she had too many cars and didn’t care much for them anymore. Leaving them in the underground garage just to collect dust serves no purpose. They might as well be put to use, especially when the young couple is enjoying their sweet time.

Hearing this, both of them felt a bit embarrassed, but their eyes lit up simultaneously at the mention of the RV.

Sounded pretty nice. Outdoor camping was something he hadn’t experienced yet. Moreover, having his girl by his side made the idea even more thrilling. The key point was that, as a local of Jiang City, he knew where to find the best scenery in the outskirts.

On the other hand, Shen Yi wasn’t thinking along those lines but was rather drawn to the idea of camping. She hadn’t relaxed and unwound in years, given that work had been taking up most of her energy.

Plus, with no progress in the relationship earlier, going out alone was simply boring. A while back, she’d asked Su Qing if there were any plans for the National Day holiday, and hearing none at the time had left her disappointed. But now that they’d confirmed their relationship, she no longer cared, and never imagined there could be such a perfect solution.

Subsequently, the two of them exchanged a glance and then nodded.

Seeing this, the landlord lady pulled a shoebox from under the coffee table, rummaged through it for a while before tossing out a set of keys. "The old rule, you two are responsible for washing the car!"

"No problem," Shen Yi took the keys and agreed without hesitation.

The meeting left everyone quite satisfied. Su Qing took the car keys and headed down to the underground garage to check the vehicle.

Shen Yi stayed upstairs.

"Sister Ning, what should I wear tomorrow for his classmate’s wedding? Is there something that can make me look really young, just enough to make the two of us look about the same age?"

At these words, the landlord lady was momentarily stunned. "Is Xiao Su’s classmate getting married, and you’re going too?"

"It’s not that I want to go, but I have to. You have no idea, it’s about saving face."

She then briefly explained the relationship between Su Qing and the bride and groom, leaving Wen Nanqing utterly speechless.

"So you’re going to crash the wedding?"

"Well, not exactly crashing. I’m just there to save face. They’re all in their early twenties, and I’m just...ugh!" Shen Yi said with a furrowed brow, feeling frustrated.

Though she still looked at her peak, having someone special in her life made her care more, especially since his friends and classmates were younger. It’s impossible not to mind a little, which is why she wanted to discuss how to both enhance Su Qing’s face and make sure everyone envies him, while also keeping her age a secret.

"What’s so hard about that? It’s all about face. Tomorrow, I’ll change into something new, and we’ll go together: one on each side of him. It’ll guarantee loads of face. Even though my kid is already so big, I can still dress up without shame. We won’t just win in quality but in quantity too!"

Shen Yi: ...

Winning in both quality and quantity—can a person really come up with a plan like that?

Though both of them were undoubtedly good-looking, this sounded like nonsense!

"Sister Ning, stop teasing me. Do you think I should try student-style outfits? They make me look young and pretty. I picked out a few outfits today. Can you help me pick one?"

With that, she took out her phone, showing the clothes she added to her wardrobe this afternoon.

Seeing her blush with embarrassment, Wen Nanqing shook her head helplessly. With her sister’s body and looks, when had she ever worried about her appearance? But now, love was making her feel insecure about her age.

Taking the phone, she casually flipped through it. The images were all of outfits for young women in their early twenties, offering a pure and tranquil vibe, clearly styled for the ’good girl’ look.

Upon seeing this, she couldn’t help but facepalm.

"What’s wrong, Sister Ning? Is there a problem?" Shen Yi asked, a little worried as she noticed.

"There’s a huge problem. Let me ask you, where does your main advantage lie? It’s your mature charm and perfect figure. We won’t even talk about appearance—you’re outstanding. Going for these young-girl styles is completely missing the point, isn’t it? You’re not using any of your strengths," Wen Nanqing sighed.

Hearing that, Shen Yi was a bit anxious. "I thought it looked pretty nice, made me seem several years younger!"

"Younger my foot. You’re not old now, are you? Just a few years older, so what? Listen to me, highlight your older sister traits, and tomorrow you’ll totally steal the show. The bride won’t be able to hold a candle to you!"

"Then what should I wear?"

"Hold on!"

With that, the landlord lady got up and went to the bedroom. When she came back, she threw two pairs of sexy stockings in front of her.

"Wear these, absolutely effective!"

[Black stockings, forever iconic]

Su Qing: ???

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