My Life with Narration

Chapter 407 - 403: Da Huang: Who Am I?

The storm came so violently and suddenly that two hours later, Shen Yi was carried like a puddle of mud into the bathroom by him.

Su Qing felt pleased with himself, he was much better than the old Wang Qiang back then. Although he also hit his girlfriend, at least he didn’t just do it for two minutes, and certainly not just once.

An hour later, with his help, Shen Yi finally made it to the dining table, dressed in a black spaghetti strap nightgown, her bust swelling and revealing a large area of fair skin.

The carefully prepared dishes were already cold.

Compared to Shen Yi’s listless appearance, pale-faced, Su Qing himself appeared bright and spirited, full of vitality.

He reheated the chicken soup for his good sister, filled a bowl, and sat happily beside her, looking at Shen Yi with a silly smile.

Is this really my girlfriend? A big boss, with long legs and perky hips, a grand figure, fair skin, and exquisite features.

Thinking of this, Su Qing felt a bit unreal, thinking it might be a dream, then he raised his hand and slapped Shen Yi’s behind.

With a ’slap’ sound, Shen Yi frowned, turned her head to glare at him, but seeing him still looking at her with a silly smile, she was instantly furious, is there anyone like you who tires people out like this for the first time?

This kind of wired charging, she couldn’t withstand it the moment she touched it.

She felt like her bones were about to fall apart.

The intense pain made her face turn a bit pale. It was hard enough to endure to mealtime, and yet this rascal was still being unruly.

Thinking of this, Shen Yi lifted her leg and kicked his foot.

"Ouch~~"

Su Qing was fine, but Shen Yi held onto her stomach and cried out.

"What’s wrong, are you okay? Where does it hurt?" Seeing her in pain, Su Qing quickly approached to ask.

Hearing this, Shen Yi looked up and glared at him: "You don’t know where it hurts? You’re not allowed to touch me for the next few days!"

Hearing this, Su Qing awkwardly touched his nose: "Uh... I didn’t expect this, otherwise I would have..."

Halfway through speaking, Su Qing shut up, feeling a bit helpless.

"Didn’t expect what? What else do you want me to do? I already said no, you did it on purpose!"

To this, Su Qing indeed felt a bit aggrieved. Who would have thought that at Shen Yi’s age, she never had a boyfriend before? If he had known it was her first time experiencing this, he would have controlled the speed.

It turns out the landlady’s warning of ’this is a new car, gently step on the gas’ was what she meant, it really was a ’new car’.

He hadn’t suspected that Shen Yi hadn’t had a boyfriend, but it was just a fleeting thought, it’s an instinctual reaction every man has.

But in this day and age, don’t have too much hope, if there’s a surprise, great, if not, it’s normal, after all, he himself isn’t some naive young boy, so he doesn’t have such high demands for his partner either.

Everyone should know that Shen Yi is a bit older than him, she’s been to college and has been in business, meeting all sorts of people. Plus, she was clinging to his neck inside a room with no lights on, leading to him not noticing the bloodstain on the sheets.

It wasn’t until two hours later, after everything was done, that he realized he might have caused trouble.

Luckily, considering Shen Yi’s age, she was mature like a ripe peach, with perfectly developed body, so she wasn’t injured because of it.

However, suffering was inevitable, and even taking a shower in the bathroom required his help.

"Uh... I thought it was a hint from you!" Su Qing awkwardly said.

Faced with Shen Yi, what man could endure it? Anyway, he didn’t hold up, seizing the first blood, double kill, triple kill, until the crystal was pushed over.

"You... you did it on purpose," Shen Yi’s face flushed slightly, she couldn’t help but spit out.

She’s so smart, she naturally guessed some of Su Qing’s thoughts, especially after the fact, his somewhat surprised expression, she still remembered it.

Of course, she also felt a bit proud, though I’m older than you, you didn’t really lose out, did you?

Only after Su Qing said various soft words did Shen Yi finally forgive him.

After eating and regaining some strength, Su Qing carefully carried her back to the second-floor bedroom, and under the immense exhaustion, the two quickly fell into a deep sleep.

In Beijing, there is a skilled ventriloquist; as a result, the emperor doesn’t attend morning meetings.

He didn’t know if the emperor attended morning meetings or not, but Shen Yi certainly didn’t go to the company the next day.

The discomfort made her unable to get out of bed, and Su Qing brought meals upstairs to serve her.

The roles between the two switched so quickly; one day Shen Yi was taking care of him in bed, and the next day he was lying there.

However, Su Qing didn’t misbehave anymore, though he was still tempted, Shen Yi’s body simply couldn’t withstand it, so he had to give up, at most getting a little handsy.

In the afternoon, Su Qing went to the nearby supermarket with Da Huang to buy some ingredients that replenish qi and blood, intending to nourish Aunt Shen.

Taking this opportunity, the landlady quietly came over to take a look. With her being so well-informed, how could she not know what happened between the two?

These young lovebirds are so sweet, it’s better for an outsider like me not to disturb them, otherwise, it’s not only annoying but also awkward.

So even though she knew Shen Yi didn’t go to work all day yesterday, she didn’t visit, and only today, unable to resist her curiosity, after confirming with Shen Yi that Su Qing wasn’t there, did she sneak over.

In her hand was a pot of old hen soup she personally boiled, for beauty enhancement, replenishing qi and blood, nourishing yin and kidney, the best tonic under such special circumstances.

"Hahaha, my gosh, I told little Su it’s a new car, how did it end up like this, could it be you got greedy?"

Seeing Shen Yi holding onto the handrail, walking in a strange posture, the landlady laughed so hard she leaned back and forth.

Hearing this, a blush instantly crept up on Shen Yi’s face, and she glared at her: "It’s not."

"Impossible, at your age, you’re not a little girl who hasn’t matured, how could it still be so severe after two days," the landlady quickly discerned the clues.

Shen Yi’s face blushed: "No... it wasn’t me, it was him..."

"I knew it, how does it feel? Way better than wireless charging, right? This is what they call charging for five minutes, talking for several days." The landlady helped her to the sofa, playfully nudging her with her shoulder.

Upon hearing this, Shen Yi’s face turned even redder. Although it was painful, the feeling was indeed much better than the previous wireless charging.

If it weren’t for her body’s condition, she would really want to indulge one more time. Let them laugh if they want.

Besides, who gets to dictate what the private life of a couple should be like? So, she’s already planning for the next time.

"The feeling... well, it’s okay, mainly because the two of us won’t have to sleep apart anymore. In a couple of days, I’m moving in," Shen Yi said with a smile.

She had achieved everything she wanted. Initially, her plan was for the two of them to start as neighbors and eventually Wen Nanqing would rent out Su Qing’s apartment. Since she knew Su Qing, they would naturally end up cohabitating, ready to charge anytime.

But now, that wasn’t necessary. She had already moved in, and the apartment next door was too big. Maybe sleeping apart was convenient, but now that they’re both in the same bed, there’s no need for that space.

Besides, compared to next door, she now prefers to be here with Su Qing. It’s familiar and comfortable.

"Oh, are you planning to move in as the mistress now?"

"Of course, why not?"

Wen Nanqing gave a thumbs up: "Cool."

"By the way, how many of those things did you use?"

"What things?" Shen Yi asked, puzzled.

Hearing this, the landlady looked at her with disdain: "Don’t pretend you have amnesia! The things I gave you, how were they? The size fit?"

"That thing... comes in different sizes?"

"Duh, don’t you even know that?" Wen Nanqing was shocked.

"Wait, you didn’t use them, did you?"

Shen Yi: "...I forgot!"

Landlady: ...

"You’ve got guts, what if you hit the jackpot?"

"I don’t think I will, right?"

"If you do, take it easy and nurture the baby, come on, have some black chicken soup!"

Shen Yi: ...

Before Su Qing came back, Wen Nanqing tactfully left.

In the evening, the young couple who just confirmed their relationship were cozying up in the bedroom. Taking advantage of Shen Yi’s days off, they went through all the usual couple activities, often cuddling in bed watching variety shows.

Especially whenever Tang Nan appeared on screen, they felt a strange sensation, a bit creepy.

"It’s getting late, let’s sleep," Su Qing looked at the time and said.

Shen Yi nodded, the bedroom lights went off, and soon the sound of rustling filled the air.

"Hey? Are you done?"

"It’s none of your business."

Soon, there were movements in the bedroom.

The next morning, Su Qing lay tired on the bed, while Shen Yi was fully recovered, looking vibrant as she changed her clothes.

"Why are you up so early? Going to work? It’s your last day, why not skip it?" Su Qing said wearily.

As soon as he finished speaking, a wad of cash was dropped onto his body.

"Here, take it, from your sis, go have some fun. I’ll be going to the company and won’t be back until the afternoon," Shen Yi said.

Su Qing looked at the money on him, a whole ten thousand RMB. Stunned, he was a bit slow to react. Isn’t this money-giving act a bit too familiar?

How come it felt like he was the one who got laid?

Seeing him in a daze, Shen Yi burst out laughing, then walked out of the bedroom contentedly.

She, Shen, was fully resurrected!

As she walked down to the living room, she suddenly found another wad of RMB in her bag. Holding it, she pondered a bit, then saw the big yellow dog just coming out of its kennel. With a flick, she tossed the money.

With a smack, the wad of cash smacked right into the dog’s face, giving it a good slap.

In that moment, both the dog and the money were sent flying back into the kennel, showcasing how strong the force was.

Hearing the big yellow dog’s whimper, Shen Yi clapped her hands in satisfaction. Her bag felt lighter now, and she had avenged herself.

She let that dog eavesdrop; she hadn’t been able to take care of it when she was unwell a few days ago, but now it was time for payback.

Looking at Shen Yi’s departing figure, the big yellow dog drowsily poked its head out of the kennel. It hadn’t even done anything but got smacked first thing in the morning, making it want to cry.

Until it spotted the wad of cash.

The big yellow dog widened its eyes: "Woof" [Whoa? (in a single tone)]

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