My Life with Narration

Chapter 404 - 400: Today’s Advantage Is All Mine

It’s said that when a woman is heartbroken, she’s easily taken advantage of, and the same goes for men.

Which man doesn’t want to meet a fair-skinned, beautiful, mature, and sensible big sister to comfort him when he’s feeling down?

At this moment, Shen Yi perfectly embodied all these traits. She wasn’t being unreasonable anymore, spoke gently, and even cared for him tenderly, making Su Qing feel like he was plunging into a tender world.

[Young man, the chance to take the shortcut has arrived. If you don’t hit the gas now, when will you?]

The narrator’s voice rang in his head, but at this moment, his mind was blank.

The cold and soft lips gave him a huge shock, and with the alcohol kicking in, he felt dazed and confused.

He could sense Shen Yi’s clumsy advances, but before he could react, a warm body slipped into his lap.

Shen Yi intended to take the lead, but after just three seconds of kissing, she was overwhelmed, her entire body going limp and weak, with a current of electricity running wild through her.

This was super-fast charging — her battery capacity wasn’t that large, and she was completely charged in an instant, with more to spare.

Su Qing instinctively wrapped his hands around Shen Yi’s slender waist, holding her tightly, instinctively prying her teeth apart.

"Mmm~"

Boss Shen whimpered, letting out a sound so sweet it could make your bones go soft.

Aunt Shen, after much planning, finally achieved her goal, trembling slightly with no strength left. Facing Su Qing’s advances and those hands on her waist and back, she was utterly unable to resist.

At this moment, the yellow dog that was lying in the kennel heard the commotion and peeked its head out, and the next second, its eyes widened.

"Woof woof, woof woof!!" [Damn, damn!! Da~~mn!! Young man, damn!!]

Although it was neutered and no longer chased after female dogs, hadn’t it seen pigs run even if it hadn’t eaten pork?

In its day, it was the hottest pup in the block, easily winning over Corgis, Samoyeds, and Huskies. Which dog was not easy prey?

It all ended one summer when in heat, it hugged a lamppost, embarrassing the top dog walker in Gotham City. That’s how it ended up at the vet clinic.

As they say, once you enter the hospital, your testicles bid farewell.

Since then, it hadn’t been interested in female dogs, its life revolving around eating and playing, and female dogs only affected the speed at which it licked stockings.

But now, these two were making out right in front of it. This was clearly flaunting their affection in front of an eunuch, a stabbing in the heart!

The yellow dog’s bark caught the couple’s attention. Su Qing paused, his vision blurry.

He wasn’t much of a drinker, and this red wine was strong. He was already feeling dizzy but tried hard to stay sober.

Shen Yi, feeling him stop, slowly opened her eyes. Her cheeks were flushed with excitement mixed with embarrassment. She always thought she was taking advantage because she was older. She couldn’t be this passive, but she had no strength now, so she turned to the yellow dog, her eyes flashing with coldness.

Damn! Old lady painstakingly plotted this, if you’re wise, shut up or I’ll break your legs!

Meeting Shen Yi’s gaze, the yellow dog immediately shrank its head and closed its mouth, feeling like the rich lady was about to eat dog meat, it was horrifying.

"Co...continue~"

Shen Yi murmured, closing her eyes again.

Su Qing fought to stay alert, his hands starting to rove over her body as he leaned down.

Who knows how much time passed, but Shen Yi’s voice rang out.

"Not here, upstairs!"

But by then, Su Qing was too dizzy to stand. Sensing his state, Shen Yi took a deep breath to steady herself, gritting her teeth as she got up from his lap and helped him to his feet, the two of them unsteadily making their way upstairs.

The yellow dog, watching from the shadows, followed silently, ready to witness their antics up close.

Soon, a slender leg kicked out from the bedroom, along with a furry companion.

The yellow dog rolled down the carpeted stairs like a spinning dragon.

With a bang, the bedroom door closed.

The yellow dog stood up, eyes filled with sorrow: "Woof woof woof!" [Silence!!]

With a crack, lightning flashed through the sky, briefly illuminating the dim room, making the presence of the lonely dog even more poignant.

The thunder startled the yellow dog, sending it scurrying back into its kennel.

In the bedroom, after kicking the yellow dog out, Shen Yi turned satisfied but found Su Qing collapsed on the bed, fast asleep. She rushed over.

"Bro, bro? Wake up!! Hey!"

Seeing no reaction, Shen Yi felt a wave of disappointment.

If you couldn’t handle your liquor, couldn’t you have said? I would’ve drunk for you. At this point, you’re pretending to be dead?

Shen Yi realized she had made a foolish mistake, knowing Su Qing couldn’t drink much but not controlling the quantity earlier.

Wishing she had intervened sooner.

Looking at the peacefully sleeping Su Qing, Shen Yi sighed deeply.

"Today, I’ll definitely take advantage of this situation!"

Saying this, her fingers moved, and the lights in the room went off. Shen Yi climbed into bed with him, and soon clothes flew out from under the covers piece by piece.

Along with a moan so enticing it could melt bones.

"Ah~~what a treat tonight... amazing~~"

With a crash of rain and wind, Jiangcheng City experienced its heaviest downpour of September, temperatures dropping significantly. From being a bit hot, nights and mornings now required a light jacket.

After a night of passion, come morning, the rain cleared, with sunshine peeking through the curtains into the bedroom, landing on his face.

Su Qing frowned, feeling a pounding headache and a fuzzy dizzy mind, his eyes sore.

He knew he had a fever, even though he showered last night, it hadn’t helped.

In the next moment, he felt something odd, as if there was a weight on him.

The left side of his body was numb, without sensation. Struggling to turn his head, he saw a head of thick black hair on his shoulder.

He could even glimpse a smooth, fair shoulder. Looking further, the sight before him was enchanting and varied from every angle.

He was stunned, and instantly recalled the events of last night.

His relationship with Shen Yi heated up without any formal confession or flowers, just on a rainy night when Aunt Shen kissed him first, and he couldn’t resist, counterattacked, then came a dog’s bark, and finally, he was supported to the second-floor bedroom...

He didn’t remember! Seeing the scenery between the covers, he understood what situation they were in now.

The relationship must be confirmed—if even now, with both of them undressed in bed, he still denied it, Shen Yi might leap up and hit him.

At this moment, he had only one thought—what a loss!

If something significant happened last night and he felt nothing, wasn’t that a loss?

With half of his body numb, he pulled his arm away, the movement quickly waking Shen Yi. She moaned softly, rubbed her eyes, and looked up at him with a teasing expression: "Oh dear, awake?"

Though her face was still flushed red, there was no girlish shyness in her eyes, but boldly displayed affection.

"Last night, we..." Su Qing began but hadn’t finished when Shen Yi flipped over, pinning him beneath her.

A flash of snow-white skin blurred his vision.

Perhaps feeling his gaze, Shen Yi pulled up the covers, wrapping them tightly together.

Then she pouted at him: "Yesterday I gave you a chance, but now you look? You wicked man!"

This alluring Shen Yi left Su Qing stunned, both rejecting and welcoming, pure yet sultry. Especially since their faces were mere inches apart, they could feel each other’s warmth and touch, the impact was immense.

Gulping, Su Qing swallowed hard, and just as he was about to misbehave, Shen Yi kissed him lightly on the lips, using her mature and alluring voice:

"Oh~my dear, you’re going to be the death of me~"

...