My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 96: Surely the guard would also be unparalleled under the heavens...

However, no one noticed that there were six figures in the luxuriant flower garden beside the villa. Three were in the middle of dressing up, while the other three lay unconscious in their underwear.

"Hmm." The young male cultivator rummaged through a wallet he had found on the ground and brought out an identification card. "I am now Guo Han of the Guo Enterprises, forty years old and married."

"Ahaha, hello Mr. Guo Han~" The second young female cultivator laughed melodiously as she brought out a driver’s license from an expensive red purse. "And I’m now a Miss Zhou Yinzhou, who is twenty two years old... What?! Twenty two years old her sister!"

She turned around and kicked one of the bodies on the floor in the abdomen, making her turn over and lay on her back. If one were to look properly, they would notice that the woman on the floor was the one whose face was on the driver’s license.

"This person’s life qi is potent enough to allow her live for about eighty years, and she has already spent thirty years out of it! Why is she lying that she is twenty two??"

Just like how archaeologists and paleontologists could determine the age of an object through radio carbon dating, cultivators could very easily tell the age of an ordinary human by using their mental energy to feel out the potency and amount of life qi left in their body.

Life Qi was not like the Spiritual Energy of Heaven and Earth that came from existence itself, nor was it like Internal Qi that was refined from the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and was used for cultivation to immortality.

Life Qi was the energy that kept living things alive.

All living things possessed life qi and, usually, could not interact or influence it in any way. Unless one advanced to a new realm and had some of the Spiritual Energy of Heaven and Earth converted into Life Qi, lengthening their lifespan, the life qi of most living things remained the same until it ran out and the creature died.

Or, until the creature was murdered....

Anyways, the potency of the life qi determined how long the person would live, while the amount left determined how long the person had lived.

This was how she had easily found out the true age of the woman called Ming Yinzhou!

"Stop playing around, you two!" Zheng An rolled her eyes. "Use illusion techniques and the invisibility talismans to quickly hide the bodies!"

"Should we not just kill them?" The other female cultivator suggested. "It would be rather troublesome if they were to wake up."

"Right! Let’s just kill them!" The young male cultivator said.

"Fools! Do you know if these mortals have any connection with the powerful senior hiding in that building?" Zheng An sighed and shook her head.

"If we get found out, we might, at most, be beaten up, breeded and sent back to the clan. This is because we did nothing wrong and only sneaked in using their identities. However, if we directly kill them, then that person has every right to put us to death too."

"Hmm. Makes sense." The young female cultivator nodded her head.

"Breeded?" The young male cultivator blinked in confusion.

"Heh. It seems like you have not travelled the world well, Brother Fu." Zheng An shook her head and gave him a profound gaze. "If you were a dual cultivator and three weak, young, and good looking virgins suddenly wandered into your territory... what do you think would happen afterwards?"

Brother Fu blushed slightly and also shook his head. "But I’m a man!"

"Hehe, do you really think a dual cultivator would mind? As long as there is a hole, there is a goal, is that not the motto they go by?" The other young female cultivator smiled slyly.

"Sister Luo, please stop!" Brother Fu felt his scalp go numb merely from thinking of such a thing!

"Hehe," Sister Luo laughed and patted him on the back. "Don’t worry. Dual Cultivation Masters usually remain in their sect and do not interfere with the mortal world, so it’s unlikely for us to meet one."

"Ah, that’s a relief!" Brother Fu wiped the sweat on his brow. The thought of being captured and ’taken’ by a man was truly terrifying!

"Let’s go." Sister Zheng said as she used an illusion technique to alter her appearance into that of the other woman on the ground. She looked at the ID card in her hand. "Song Beifang..."

***

"Welcome, welcome." Mr. Jiang greeted the visitors as they passed by.

"Hmm." The male cultivator, Brother Fu, who was pretending to be the man called Guo Han nodded, perfectly replicating the demeanor of the original. "Thank you, Mr. Jiang."

"Good evening, uncle~" The second female cultivator, Sister Luo smiled and bowed.

From watching the original Miss Ming Yinzhou alight from her car and briefly interact with a few people, she could comprehend quite a bit about her personality.

"Ahaha, it is always a pleasure to see Young Miss Ming." Mr. Jiang nodded in response.

"..." Zheng An, who was currently impersonating some woman called Song Beifang frowned and looked past Mr. Jiang, directing her gaze deep into the building.

Surely the aura of that heaven defying treasure item is coming from this building, no doubt. But why am I unable to feel the expert??

She thought to herself.

A treasure of such caliber was something that had to be guarded, and, since it could make one unparalleled under the heavens, it would not be a far cry to assume that the person guarding it was someone unparalleled under the heavens.

After all, there was no way it was just lying there and waiting for them to come and collect it, right?

"Ah, Madam Song? Is anything the matter?" Mr. Jiang raised a brow and asked out of concern. This Madam Song of the famous Song and Hong cosmetics brand had stood in place with a frown on her face.

Had he offended her somehow?

"Oh, forgive me, Mr. Jiang." Zheng An who was currently impersonating Song Beifang smiled and shook her head. "Something suddenly came to mind and distracted me."

"Ahaha, it is such enlightenment that makes your brand one of the best, Madam Song!" Mr. Jiang took this opportunity to try and curry favor. If he could grab on the golden thigh of a large business empire like Song and Hong, surely he would gain many benefits!

"I’ll head in now." She nodded at him and walked away.

"Right, right." Mr. Jiang nodded his head and smiled.

However, none of them noticed that a figure had quietly slipped past them and headed inside...