novelraw Chapter 81: Saturday morning
Chapter 81: Saturday morning
The next morning, Xiao Shen woke up with a yawn. He stretched his arms and sighed. "Ahh, another day."
The events of the past two days almost seemed like a dream...
[Good morning, Anchor~]
[Good morning, Anchor x2]
[Good morning, Anchor x3]
[Anchor should hurry up and take a bath~]
[Watching you sleep is really boring...]
[Anchor should not sleep at all!]
[No way! ’Sleep-edition’ Anchor is really cute~]
He smiled and made a wave. "Good morning, All!"
Most of his roommates were still asleep, though, this was because they had slept by five o’clock this morning. As for why they had done so... well, why not!
Yesterday was a Friday and today was a Saturday. If one did not sleep late on a Friday and wake up late on a Saturday, then what was the point of having a weekend in the first place?
Not to mention the fact that Xiao Shen had brought back many delicacies yesterday and they had ate them all up.
Xiao Shen shook his head and unplugged his new phone from it’s charger. He then switched it on waited for it to load before going over to the message box and sending a text message to Tian Hua.
//Just woke up.//
//Hw was ur night?//
There was no reply as it seemed like Tian Hua was still asleep. Thus, he closed the messenger and put the phone on his bed after briefly glancing at the screen to check the time. It was seven o’clock in the morning.
Usually, by this time, the entire male dormitory would be bustling with activity as lectures started by eight in the morning. But, now, the place was very silent.
Xiao Shen took off his shirt and threw it on his bed as he went over to his luggage and took out a clean pair of clothes. He then walked into the bathroom and took a bath.
[Oooh~]
[🤤🤤]
[Y’all are sick!]
[Anchor didn’t take that enlargement pill!]
".... " Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips.
Can’t you guys, like, look away?!
How was he supposed to take a bath under these conditions?!!
The bullet chat continued:
[Tsk, I’ll directly cast
«[### has gifted you with x5 enlargement!]»
"....." Xiao Shen pursed his lips and looked down.
[Bah, it’s not hung enough!]
«[### has gifted you x50 enlargement!]»
"Ack!" A sudden increase in weight caused him to fall to the floor. Xiao Shen was exasperated. "What the f*ck?!"
[@###, you made him too hung!]
[Unhung my Anchor at once!]
[This sort of hung-ness would kill that Little Miss!]
[Anchor, try gooning! Let’s see how much can spurt out!]
"....." Xiao Shen was completely speechless. He shook his head and immediately protested.
"Hell, no! I don’t want to be this hung!"
Even though having a thick ’thing’ was virtually every man’s dream, he was not one of them.
This wasn’t a hentai, after all. What did he need a more than thirty inch ’thing’ for?!
Like this, he could not even stand, not to even think about walking, how was he supposed to put on pants like this?!
[Tsk, Anchor is no fun~]
[It’ll wear off on it’s own!]
[’Hung-edition’ Anchor looks super hot! 😖]
[I wonder if Anchor will explode if it gets too big...]
[Let’s test it!]
[Anchor, if Little Miss leaves you, I’ll forever be ready to take that hung thing!]
"...." Xiao Shen.
He felt like there was something very wrong with this situation!
[Aiyah, you lot should stop bullying Anchor! What if he really DOES explode, huh? What then!?]
[Viewer### is right...]
[Anchor, shrinking stuff!]
«[### has gifted shrinking pill!]»
"Thank you, Viewer!" Xiao Shen was almost moved to tears as he cupped his fists.
The bath after that was uneventful, even though he could vividly ’feel’ hot gazes staring daggers at him. He dried his body and dressed up in the clothes he had carried before coming out of the bathroom.
"Aah," Xiao Shen sighed.
The feeling of freshness that came right after taking a bath, so refreshing~
He did not have any plans today and so he went back and lay on his bed, fiddling with his phone.
Tian Hua had replied when he was in the bath.
\\♡(ӦｖӦ｡)Good morning, Shen-gege~\\
\\I slept great, dreaming about you~~\\
The corner of his lips rose into a small smile.
"Dude..." Dong Wang yawned and put on his glasses. "You woke up early and took a bath just so that you could come back and lie down again??"
"Unexpectedly you finally woke up!" Xiao Shen smiled.
"Xiao Shen, you bastard!" Dong Wang shook his fist at him. "Would you rather I die in my sleep? Our friendship is over!"
"Ahaha." Xiao Shen laughed out loud. "Say, do you guys have any plans today?"
"Ahhh," Liang Yang yawned and stretched his arms, rolling over on his bed. "You... You guys should not forget... Cocktail party... Two o’clock!!"
If they would live like brothers, then they would die like brothers!
Liang Yang felt like the party would be boring as hell if he was to invite random people for the job and chose to invite his roommates. That way, at least they would be able to hang out and gossip while getting paid for it!
"Yeah, yeah, but that’s till two o’clock." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming yawned and sat up on his bed. "If you guys are free, we might as well hit the gym!"
"No way!" Dong Wang vehemently refused. "To physically torture myself on a Saturday, as if the mental tortures of Monday to Friday was not enough, I refuse!"
"Aiyah, working out on a Saturday morning is too much work." Xiao Shen also shook his head.
He had suffered a lot in the past two days and just wanted nothing but relaxation.
"I’ll pass too." Liang Yang yawned and tied up his long hair into a bun. "I still have to find more people to work at the cocktail party."
Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming nodded and looked at Dong Wang once more. "Dong Wang, are you sure you’re not coming? A little working out would definitely do good to your tiny physique!"
Dong Wang adjusted the glasses on his nose and shook his fist at Xue Waoming."You’re also a bastard, Kevin. Our friendship is over!"
"..." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming was speechless.
"In that case, I’ll go by myself after breakfast." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming spread his hands.
If no one wanted to come, then he could not force them.
For this jock, the feeling of working out early in the morning was exhilarating!