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Chapter 74: Xiao Shen: F*CK! Didn’t she just throw up?!

Tian Hua opened her eyes and saw Xiao Shen. Only then did she stop screaming and calm down. "Xiao Shen-ge! I’m so scared! Why am I so scared!!"

She herself had no idea why she was so scared of the golems!

"It’s going to be okay." Xiao Shen nodded at her as he swiftly stood up and looked towards the sky. "Please support me with a KO move!"

[KO!]

«[### has gifted you with a one time use of the technique!]»

[KO!!]

«[### has gifted you with a one time use of the technique!]»

[KO!!!]

«[### has gifted you with a one time use of the skill!]

[KO them both, Anchor!]

[Anchor, don’t waste that piece of Good p*ssy!]

[Bastard, stop distracting Anchor when he’s about to do something interesting!]

Xiao Shen grinned broadly as he cupped his hands at the sky. Then, his gaze turned dark as he looked at the spasming Zhou Lan and Zhao Xixi. He made a mental command of ’withdrawing’ the technique he was most familiar with.

«[One time use of the technique has been consumed!]»

At the same time, he stretched out his hands and bent his fingers, making five powerful wind blades to appear out of nowhere and slash towards them!

SHIING!

The wind blades struck Zhou Lan at point blank range, causing blood to spurt out of his chest and neck.

"Ack!" Zhou Lan’s body was in disarray and his mana had turned chaotic, making it so that he could not defend himself at all!

"Fireball!" At the same time, Chu Miao jumped out of the bushes and casted a fireball that hit a nearby golem, first turning it into a torch before it collapsed into ashes.

Her eyes met with Xiao Shen’s and he gave her a nod. "I’ll have to trouble you, uh, Fellow Arcanist Chu Miao!"

Then he made the mental command of ’withdrawing’ the second most interesting looking technique he had been gifted.

«[One time use of the technique has been consumed!]»

He nodded his head and smiled, stretching out his finger at Zhao Xixi. "So that is how it is..."

Zhao Xixi had seen Xiao Shen severely injure Zhou Lan in one strike and she glared at Xiao Shen, ready to open her mouth and unleash the beam of energy. "Why don’t you just go and DIE!!!"

BANG!

The beam struck at Xiao Shen, but he managed to sidestep it and made a shooting motion with his finger gun. "Pew!"

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Several bullet sizes holes appeared in Zhou Lan’s body, killing him once and for all, while Zhao Xixi was covered in serious injuries.

Meanwhile, the golems were being taken care of by Chu Miao, with Tian Hua looking on with awe. "Elder sister Chu Miao is super cool!"

[Anchor, use the skill!]

[You’ll surely get a lot of benefits!]

[Use it, Anchor!]

Messages appeared in the bullet chat, urging him to use the skill. Xiao Shen nodded his head and shrugged his shoulders. "Eh, why not."

He would not lose anything by doing so, so why not??

He made the mental command of ’withdrawing’ the skill.

Instantly, information on how to use this skill appeared in his mind, allowing him to use it properly.

Xiao Shen opened his mouth and his mouth became something like a mini black hole that caused a black energy to be sucked away from the bodies of the two Warlocks.

"Ack! So bitter!" Xiao Shen spat out and coughed.

It felt like eating a rag that had been used to wipe vomit!

"Ack..." Zhao Xixi coughed out a mouthful of blood and her eyes turned listless.

Meanwhile, Chu Miao had taken care of all the golems and sat down to recover her mana.

"How can you even summon a fireball! Does it work by igniting the oxygen in the air? Wait, but if it works like that, how do you manage to keep it in one piece??" Tian Hua was speaking quickly with a broad smile on her face. Chu Miao felt a headache coming on from trying to answer her questions...

"Hua-jie..." Xiao Shen scratched the back of his head. He remembered that Tian Hua had gotten angry at him and stormed out of the restaurant in a rage.

"Xiao Shen-ge..." She turned her head with a look of joy.

Thank the heavens he’s okay!

Then she frowned and looked at Zhou Lan’s corpse. Her eyes slightly shook and she looked at Chu Miao. "They are the... bad people?"

As someone who grew up in the twenty first century, she was averse to killing and bloodshed!

Chu Miao smiled and nodded her head. "Fellow Arcanist Xiao Shen saved us."

If Xiao Shen had not brought down that lightning bolt spell, there was no way to take care of two Second Level True Arcanist rank Warlocks. They would have died terribly in their hands.

Ignorance was bliss, for Chu Miao had no idea that they had all died multiple times!

Xiao Shen scratched the back of his head. He definitely had to apologize to Tian Hua for ditching her multiple times!

"I’m sorry, Hua-Hua." He chuckled dryly and spread out his hands. "This was the reason why I could not stay around you. If I did, then they would have attacked you!"

[Wholesome moment coming up~]

[Fufu...]

[Ora ora~]

[Cuteness stat maxed!]

[Anchor looks so cute! Little miss, quickly forgive him!]

Tian Hua looked at Zhao Xixi’s listless eyes and Zhou Lan’s hole ridden corpse and doubled over, throwing up. "Bleurgh"

It was literally her first time of seeing a murder and she was unable to stomach it yet. However, she looked at Xiao Shen with teary eyes. "Shen-ge, you’re such a fool! Why did you not just tell me?!"

She ran up and hugged him tightly. "Why did you not tell me about any of this?!"

Xiao Shen smiled softly and patted her head. "I wanted you to be safe..."

"Humph!" Tian Hua sneered and dragged him down by the collar, giving him a deep kiss. When she disconnected her lips from his, she blushed and looked away. "Just tell me the next time something like this happens and don’t act like I’m some sort of nuisance!"

"Aww..." Chu Miao smiled cutely.

# sweetness overload~

However, Xiao Shen had a blank look on his face.

She had just thrown up..

F*ck! This is the taste of puke!

Now I want to throw up!!