novelraw Chapter 51: The life of a hoodlum, so pitiful~
Chapter 51: The life of a hoodlum, so pitiful~
Once upon a time, these brother hoodlums had been bright, excited young men who had come to the university some two or three years ago. Back then, they had big dreams and wanted to pass with flying colors.
Back then, they had studied hard and strived to come out with a first class honors and make their mamas at home proud.
However, most of them simply could not keep up and failed the exams. Then, they sought to do malpractice and were caught and expelled.
Thus their dreams were shattered and they did not dare to go home and face their parents.
How pitiful~
Most of them ended up mixing with bad eggs inside the school and, as the saying said, one could not walk beside a river and not get his shoes wet. They too became bad eggs and were expelled for causing a nuisance.
Also, their dreams had been shattered and they did not dare to go and face their parents.
How pitiful~
Most of them also got themselves too addicted to smoking cigarettes, and soon began to handle other types of drugs. Then, they were caught and promptly expelled, with the worst of them having a time out in prison.
Their dreams had also been shattered and they did not dare to go home and face their parents.
How pitiful~
Later, all these pitiful guys banded together and formed a pitiful guys organization, no, I mean, a gang of sorts. Taking inspiration from those gangster movies from the 80s, they remained in the university town and frequently caused disturbances.
If their poor parents were to get the news that their precious son who they sent to the university to graduate and get a good job in the future was now a pitiful hoodlum, how saddened they would be!
These pitiful hoodlums frequently took on work from other students, like those rich second generation young masters and feuderai. This work included delaying class beauties so they could come and save the day like charming heroes, beating up rivals, and so on.
These hoodlums feared only the police and no one else, so they tended to keep their things low and not make too much troubles, so that the police uncles would not come over and drag them to the station. This was why they tended to use dialogue and ’persuade’ beauties to have fun with them.
Normally, these pretty flowers would lower their heads and obediently follow them to a love hotel somewhere, after which they would even pay her a few hundred RMB for the trouble.
Or, some feisty ones would manage to kick them in the balls and run.
Either way, they had never gotten any repercussion from doing this since the innocent dove like beauties would not dare speak up, and the feisty tiger like beauties would be caught again sooner or later.
However, today, it seemed like they had met a beauty that was their comeuppance personified...
"There." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma smiled genially and lightly shook the pair of scissors, making silky strands of hair fall off it.
Each and every brother hoodlum was now bald.
As for how the f*ck it had happened?
They themselves had no idea!
All they knew was that they were suddenly compelled to sit, and whoosh!
Their hair was all gone!
Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma waved her hand and a gentle breeze swept away both the hair and all the dirt and dust from the ground. Then, She sat before the group and began to earnestly teach them Buddhist scriptures.
They did not understand what the hell was happening?!
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"Fellow Daoist Xiao Shen," Ding Mo decided to use this chance to hand over the gift of the Desolate Yin sect and, of successful, make an escape while the despicable Buddhist nun was busy. "I am from the Desolate Yin sect."
"I know." Xiao Shen gave him a cold gaze. Due to almost losing Tian Hua because of Fang He, his favorable impression of the so called Desolate Yin sect had decreased by -100000000000 points.
"My Desolate Yin sect is a peaceful sect, and after our Peak Elders met over this matter, they decided that the Desolate Yin sect would not like to have a blood feud with you." Ding Mo said while cupping his fists.
"Oh?" Xiao Shen’s interest was piqued. Though he thoroughly despised them, he was not averse to making peace. After all, if they stopped coming after him, then he had no reason to exchange blows with them.
Also, he liked peace because he was merely a mortal who relied on the gifts sent to him by unknown existences at a whim. Supposing he was in a serious battle and they suddenly decided not to send gifts, what was he to do?
One was to trust in the strength of god-like existences, but never rely on their benevolence!
At the same time, several lurking Viewers popped up in the live stream bullet chat.
[Anchor, it’s a trap!]
[Don’t believe him!]
[Look at his handsome face, what a despicable fellow!]
[Anchor, remember that the whiter the face the blacker the heart!]
[Take the gift, Pathetic Mortal! Take it so that you can quickly die!!!]
[Anchor should pull a sneak attack!]
«[### has gifted yourself a one time use 10x strength boost!]»
«[### has gifted
«[### has gifted x5 speed boost!]»
A trap...
Xiao Shen narrowed his eyes and looked at Ding Mo.
Ding Mo naturally had no idea of the livestream’s bullet chat and thus continued talking. "All we want is for all issues to end, and thus, we at the Desolate Yin sect decided to gift you this package. We hope that you can visit the Desolate Yin sect as soon as possible so that you can discuss how to finally settle the matter once and for all with our elders."
"Is that so?" Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma smiled genially once again. She was done with the pitiful brother hoodlums and thoroughly converted them into Buddhist monks with six jieba on their heads and their scalps bare. How she scarred the jieba onto their heads was currently unknown.
She had made them take the vows of no killing, violence, chastity, abstinence, and vegetarianism, making them wish that they could collectively jump into the Yangtze kiang.
A life without the three Fs, was that really a life worth living?