My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 46: Pretending to be a mortal who is pretending to be a Cultivator...

Then, as though the movie scriptwriter was an author writing online novels, the dumb movie suddenly added the most popular trope in female romance books.

Yes, the cold CEO suddenly turned out to be a werewolf alpha.

[Anchor, if you break the TV and get out of here we can still be friends!]

[Movie sucks!]

[Who wrote this bullsh*t!]

[Hang the author!]

[Hang the author+2]

[Hang the author +3]

[Eh, I thought the movie was rather good...]

[The good stuff are skipped! Why are they jumping the good parts?!]

It’s an R17 movie, of course they’ll jump those parts! This isn’t AV!

Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his mouth.

Out of boredom, he took out his phone and began playing on it... Actually, that was what he would have done if he had not lost his phone. Since he had no phone, he could only look around the theatre. Some couples were subtly going hanky panky at a random seat, some girls watched the movie with stars in their eyes, fantasizing about their very own cold CEO prince charming who was also a werewolf alpha.

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma used a bit of strength to flick a piece of popcorn at him. As they sat with Tian Hua in the middle, she did this to attract his attention.

Pew~

The popcorn moved like a guided missile, flying past a certain petite little lady who was thoroughly engrossed in the movie and accurately hitting Xiao Shen on the side of the head.

Bang!

His head was pushed to one side and his eyes widened in pain.

Did someone just toss a brick at me?!

Xiao Shen was bewildered as he looked around. Then, he saw Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma subtly wave at him.

She looked dead into his eyes and her eyes glinted with a faint golden glow.

Suddenly, Xiao Shen could hear her pleasant voice in his head.

"Come outside. I believe that the person from the Desolate Yin sect has arrived."

He nodded his head, but did not say anything in reply. After all, he did not know how to perform this technique. However, if he had the chance to learn it, then he definitely would.

He felt like this technique was really cool!

Tapping Tian Hua, he leaned in and spoke into her ear. "Hua-jie, I’m going to the toilet. Wait for me here!"

Does Shen-ge have a bladder problem?

Tian Hua wondered in her mind as she nodded her head and gave him a thumbs up. "Okay."

Then, a few seconds later, Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma stood up and waved to Tian Hua. "Little junior sister Tian Hua, I’m following Xiao Shen."

Somehow, despite not talking loudly in the large movie theatre, her voice was very clear in Tian Hua’s ears. However, at this time in the movie, the male lead cold CEO alpha was about to announce to his family about his lover, the poor cleaner girl. The supposed fiancee of the male lead cold CEO alpha had been bullying the poor female lead all along and now it was time for some face slapping!

Thus, Tian Hua was too engrossed to notice.

***

Ding Mo scanned the city with his mental energy. However, he still could find no traces of any cultivators. Thus, he lowered his flying sword and had it strap itself to his back when he landed. He looked around the very busy streets of the University Town and shook his head. "Aiyah, mortal towns are always so noisy!"

People were going here and there, minding their own business, while others were busy gossiping with their friends or buying things from roadside stalls.

Others were selling things at roadside stalls, and even more people were going about their business. For someone coming from a place like the Desolate Yin sect where one met their fellow apprentice brothers once a year, spending the rest of the year cultivating Jiangshi, it was only fair that he would think that the university town was busy.

If he were to go to Beijing or Shanghai, what shocked would he be?

The university town’s entire human traffic in a month was comparable to that of an ordinary morning there!

Ding Mo casted another illusion spell on himself using a secret hand seal and changed the appearance of his clothes to fit with those of the people around him. He then took out his phone and opened up the pdf file that the flower of the Desolate Yin sect, Mu Jiaojiao had sent him.

Yes. It was a phone. A phone of the Xiaomi brand.

You see, ordinary mortals, with all their technology and modern gadgets, were digging up more and more immortal caves, bombing each other and fighting unnecessary wars that depleted the already low spiritual energy of heaven and earth. If mortals discovered cultivation and some 8+ billion people all started to cultivate, would it not cause a world ending catastrophe?

Thus, many of the young Cultivators began purchasing the amusing human gadget called a cellphone. Then, using it, they would post fake information on the web about cultivation, which would certainly turn out to be untrue, and cause people to doubt whether cultivation was even real.

Ding Mo had been playing about in a platform called ’Facebook’, where he and a few other Cultivators formed a group that had something to do with light novels web novels wuxia and xianxia stuff. There, they pretended to be ordinary mortals pretending to be Cultivators and chatted about the xianxia novels written by mortals. This way, everyone would think that it was just roleplay, and not believe that cultivation was real!

As we were saying, Ding Mo opened up the PDF file and clicked on the picture of Xiao Shen. Then he saw a nearby little junior sister who was buying something from a roadside stall and walked up to her.

"Little junior sister, have you seen this person before?"

This little junior sister was wearing a pink t-shirt and blue jeans. She narrowed her eyes upon seeing the picture of Xiao Shen and slowly shook her head. "I’m afraid not..."

She felt that the crazy guy had something related to an immortality pathway and could not let anyone else pry out the immortal pathway from him before she could!