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Chapter 44: The ’pitiful’ Shan Ye...

Tian Hua turned her head and looked at Xiao Shen. "Shen-ge, I feel like we should let Shan Ye-jie taste all the good things we can find!"

"Haha," Xiao Shen gave a hollow laugh. He was as broke as f*ck right now...

Even the sugar coated peanuts had been paid for by Tian Hua!

This petite lady had such a sweet tooth that Xiao Shen sometimes wondered how she managed to keep her teeth from falling off as a child.

"Ah, you do not have to bother, Little junior sister." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma shook her head.

"Indeed, Hua-jie. Shan Ye’s diabetes might flare up if she eats too much sugar, so let’s leave it for now." Xiao Shen nodded his head in agreement.

"Eh? I thought Shan Ye-jie had cancer?" Tian Hua tilted her head in confusion.

"Haha..." Xiao Shen chuckled dryly and scratched the back of his head. "Ah? I didn’t tell you? Shan Ye has cancer, as well as Diabetes!"

"Oh, my..." Tian Hua frowned slightly and looked at Shan Ye with a sad gaze.

She felt like this elder sister was rather pitiful!

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma twitched the corners of her lips and did not say anything.

She knew that Xiao Shen was trying to keep secrets from the little junior sister, but she did not get why he had to lie so much!

Lying is wrong.

Doing wrong is bad.

Bad needs to be punished.

So I have to punish little junior fellow daoist Xiao Shen?

She thought to herself.

Maybe I should drag him to the Xuelao Temple and get him to listen to the sutras on truth for three hundred years...

She glanced at Xiao Shen, and he looked at her with a smile. Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma gave him a genial smile in return.

It was a very genial smile...

If only Xiao Shen knew what she was thinking, he would have been completely terrified!

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma, why?!

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At the same time, a young man dashingly rode on his flying sword as he skillfully maneuvered over the trees and skyscrapers to get to the University Town. Upon reaching, he casted an illusion spell on himself and hovered above the university town airspace. "Sect master said that the powerful senior is supposed to live here. Why do I not feel any Qi aura?"

Practicing cultivation and using Qi was just like cooking porridge in the morning.

No matter whether one was asleep or awake, the fragrance would spread through the whole house and enter everyone’s noses!

This was what people usually called Qi aura.

Meanwhile, Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma suddenly reined in her Qi as much as she possibly could, in a way that her Qi aura could only be discovered upon meeting her face to face. This way, the fellow from the Desolate Yin sect would have to come down and look for them. She used her hand to cover the top of her eyebrows and squinted her eyes. "The glare of the sun is quite annoying. Can we go back?"

This was not the truth as she was a Fourth Circle Greater Master realm cultivator and the sun, in fact, no weather condition on earth, could disturb her. But this was not a lie either as the sun’s glare was indeed annoying to ordinary mortals like Xiao Shen and Tian Hua.

Tian Hua frowned and puffed her small cheeks. "But, Shan Ye-jie! All we did was to walk a bit and buy some sugar coated roasted chestnuts!"

She looked at Xiao Shen. "No one’s in the dorm and it’s very boring! I want to hang out some more!"

Xiao Shen nodded in agreement. "Right, Tian Hua, we can go out and play with Shan Ye another time."

However, he was not in agreement with her.

"..... " Tian Hua was at a loss for words.

Is it just me, or has my charm points with Shen-ge reduced by a hundred since Shan Ye-jie came??

She was rather aggrieved...

The reason why Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma wanted them to leave the street was simple. Most cultivator simply did not care to hide the truth of cultivation from the ordinary mortals, thus, they were ready to rain down their attacks on their targets without minding whether or not ordinary people got hurt.

Though the Desolate Yin sect would avoid people, they were wont to attack ordinary mortals in order to create more Jiangshi.

She had once experienced a Second Circle Pseudo Master realm cultivator and his First Circle Greater Mortal realm companion, both from the Desolate Yin sect slaughter an entire village when she was a small child. The hatred she carried then had caused her to practice all sorts of cultivation dao paths in order to get strong enough to avenge them, before she began walking in the path of Buddha and got rid of all the hate.

Those Second Circle Pseudo Master realm cultivator and his First Circle Greater Mortal realm companion were precisely a young Mu Laoban and a younger Fang He.

"Ah, don’t worry. You can come over to my dorm and hang with the bros." Xiao Shen said, trying to pacify her.

"Aiyah, why don’t we just go watch a movie, then. The sun can’t shine into a movie theatre!" Tian Hua puffed her cheeks and folded her hands.

There was a movie theatre right opposite them.

"Come on, Hua-jie. We could still go out to play on Saturday." Xiao Shen shook his head. "Besides, Shan Ye is tired from walking, you know, being sick and all."

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma had the corners of her mouth twitch.

This little fellow daoist Xiao Shen should not be locked up for a mere three hundred years and made to listen to the sutras of truth. He should be locked up for at least five hundred years!

No, maybe he should even become a monk...