My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 102: F*ck! Just how long have you been in seclusion?!

About the same time as Sister Luo approached the young miss Jiang, Bai Ningxue furrowed her brows into a frown. "I thought they were looking for some kind of heaven defying treasure item, why are they heading for the young miss of the Jiang family?"

She moved over to am area where she had a higher vantage point and frowned even more. This was because a particular fellow called Xiao Shen suddenly came into the picture.

"What’s this fellow doing here??"

She had been watching the three plotters closely and thus did not notice his existence till now. She raised a brow and tilted her head slightly, putting two and two together.

Bai Ningxue gazed at Xiao Shen and thought.

That guy has a very faint aura of immortality coming from his body while still being a mere mortal. He managed to kill two Second Level True Arcanist rank Warlocks and come out unscathed. In essence, he is too strong for a mortal!

Then she shifted her gaze over to the silver haired beauty.

That little miss is unassuming and weak, having less than twenty years to live. She is extremely beautiful, to the point of making me... ahem, any woman, jealous and has a cold look that discourages people from approaching her. In essence, she is too weak to be an ordinary mortal!

One was too strong, the other was too weak...

Her teacher had mentioned some person who possessed a heaven defying treasure item that could make one unparalleled under the heavens, and those three fools had come looking for it.

Considering the fact that they were now approaching the Young Miss of the Jiang family, while that same young miss seemed to have connections with the fellow who her teacher was interested in...

"That Young Miss Jiang Feibai definitely is no simple person!" Bai Ningxue concluded as she smacked her fist with her palm.

She watched as the middle aged woman acting as a caretaker for the Young Miss of the Jiang family was taken away by one of those three plotters and shook her head.

She had seen through their plan in an instant!

With illusory arts that were so strong, they would swiftly be able to finish off the middle aged woman and replace her, easily abducting the young miss of the Jiang family!

"Heh." Bai Ningxue felt so smart at this moment that she subconsciously imitated the bearing of the smartest person she knew. Like her teacher, she straightened her back and raised her hand to adjust a pair of glasses on her nose bridge, then froze and quietly brought down her hand. She had no glasses and thus could not imitate her teacher.

I should get myself a pair of glasses too...

Bai Ningxue thought to herself.

In her mind, calmly adjusting a pair of glasses and making them refract rays of wisdom at these kinds of moments would be very cool!

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"Who are you?" Xiao Yin asked him with a look of interest on her face. "why do you have the soul fragments of so many immortal beings?"

I should be asking who YOU are!

Xiao Shen screamed in his mind. This elder sister had just appeared, hijacked his real life livestream, and now she was interrogating him!

What kind of development was this?!

Xiao Shen shook his head and refused to answer her questions. Instead, he narrowed his eyes and glared at her. "Who exactly are you??"

Yes, he knew that she was some person called the Silver Star Sage who was very respected, even by the god-like existences watching his real life livestream and all that, but he wanted to know why the f*cking hell she could influence his bullet chat!

"Answering a senior’s question with a question is not good manners." Xiao Yin looked at him with a disapproving gaze.

[Anchor, don’t irritate that b*tch!]

[Run away, Anchor!]

[Save yourself, Anchor!]

Such comments appeared in the bullet chat.

At the same time, Xiao Yin smiled and raised a brow. "Oh, I’m a bitch, Wuthering?"

[Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Eek! No, Senior Silver Star Sage!]

[Calling Senior Silver Star Sage a bitch, we would never!]

[Please forgive us, Senior Silver Star Sage~]

"....." Xiao Shen felt his respect, fear and admiration for these god-like existences plummet.

Unexpectedly, they were actually currying favor!

However, this scene caused his morale to go down. If even his big shot backers were currying favor from this person, then, on what grounds did he stand to dare question her?!

He sighed and shook her head. "Senior Silver Star Sage, I am called Xiao Shen."

"Good. You have finally realized that the disparity between us both is greater than that of heaven and earth!" Xiao Yin said with the bearing of an expert.

"....." Xiao Shen was at a loss for words, as all he saw was a sickly young woman on a wheelchair...

He nodded his head. "Right."

Xiao Yin nodded back and then raised a brow once more. "But, I really am curious. How did your get so many souls attached to your mortal self??"

Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips and spread out his hands. "If you ask me, who am I supposed to ask? I was just out getting some soy sauce when my life suddenly became some sort of livestream!"

Xiao Yin blinked her eyes and tilted her head slightly. "Soy sauce...?"

"Bah, it’s a meme from 2008 that I got used to during my high school." Xiao Shen waved her off. "Just ignore it."

Considering the fact that this Senior Silver Star Sage was a powerful cultivator, it was likely that she had spent many, many years in seclusion and was not up to date with today’s world. That was why he tried to explain.

However, she got even more confused. "Two thousand and eight? No, more importantly, what is a meme?"

Xiao Shen pursed his lips slightly.

What really was a meme, even??

He shook his head and tried to explain. "It’s something funny that becomes popular because it can be fitted into many different situations and fun of them.

"Oh." Xiao Yin nodded her head. Then she frowned and looked at him once again. "So you got that... meme from a fellow whose Daoist name is Two thousand a right?"

Xiao Shen suddenly felt like facepalming him see lf. He sighed and shook his head. "Two thousand and eight is eighteen or so years ago. Y’know, of the modern christian calenders.

Xiao Yin pursed her lips and asked. "What’s a Christian?"

Xiao Shen blinked his eyes and was at a loss for words.

Senior, just how long have you been in seclusion?!!