Chapter 191 Slow heat? Good tea! (5 more)
Chapter 191 Slow heat? Good tea! (5 more)
The end of the bragging is often very tragic.
for example.
In the middle of the night, Ye Ping'an struggled to find that he couldn't return to his senior sister's arms.
Four girls ran to the master bedroom to fall in love with each other. Women, you are real dogs...the next morning.
The four girls all got up early, and by the way called Ye Ping'an up. Because Lisa is leaving...
Ye Ping'an had already told her last night.
Sleepwalking can be cured, but it takes time. It's going to be a long time...
It's a pity that Lisa doesn't have the time herself.
Ye Ping'an thinks there is nothing wrong with this.
A woman who cares about her career is better than living on a man.
The most painful thing in life is never to increase the price of instant noodles, but to always look forward. "When you want to get medical treatment, just come to me on May 17." At the security checkpoint, Ye Ping'an smiled and waved to Lisa.
The three beautiful girls are also waving to Lisa who is about to check the ticket.
Lisa is beautiful and has a great appetite.
But Ye Ping'an felt that he had not reached the point of starvation.
Neptune fish farming also depends on what kind of fish it is.
Moreover.
He also doesn't want his fish ponds to be mixed with exotic species.
If it is invaded by species, it will cause disaster.
Even more so.
Ye Ping'an knew very well that this was a... test!
A beautiful star suddenly picked off your face.
Become a friend with you, let you see the next opportunity.
How many boys can withstand this test? So... who is testing him?
hospital, office.
Ye Ping'an held the phone and looked at the sweet little beauty in the video with a smile.
She is still a little beauty who can switch between Loli, Onee-san, lady, queen, and boss at will... "Dad, your stinky treasure misses you so much!" Mu Youtian gave the video through the video. gave Ye Ping'an a sweet kiss.
With that small appearance, it seemed that Ye Ping'an had done something that made her very satisfied. "Really?"
Ye Ping'an smiled softly and smiled happily, "Since I miss my father so much, how about a good girl teach my father to chase girls?"
Mu Youtian couldn't smile anymore.
After being warned by someone in various ways.
She hadn't taught Ye Ping'an some tricks for chasing girls for a long time.
The topic of a recent conversation with Ye Ping'an.
Most of them are some girls' hearts, and girls' inner secrets.
And some topics that make boys need taboo when facing girls. "Dad is not with mom, what else do you need to pursue?" Mu Youtian smiled sweetly, her eyes strange. "What about good girls?" Ye Ping'an's smile didn't change.
Mu Youtian sighed in her heart.
This foe.
You already know it...why don't you come to dismantle it?
What exactly are you trying to do?
"What does Dad want to know?" Mu Youtian asked helplessly with a smile. "For example, how do you chase girls who are slow?"
Ye Ping'an asked. "Slow heat?"
Mu Youtian disdainfully said, "Dad, there are no slow girls in this world. If any girl tells a boy that she has a very slow personality, 100%, she is a scumbag. You said, don’t chase girls for more than three months, but if there is no result after three months, then you have to be ready to be a spare tire. Don’t believe it, let’s say we chat every two days, half a day at a time. In the past two months, it is more than 30 hours. If we go on a date once a week, it will be seven or eight times in two months.
"It seems so." Ye Ping'an thought for a while and nodded.
"Trust me, there are no fools for girls. Boys don't want to be really stupid."
Mu Youtian said with a smile: "Since boys and girls have been chatting for more than three consecutive days, girls already know what boys want to do. Three months is the longest time limit, but if it exceeds three months, girls will tell boys, She is a relatively slow-moving girl, and in this case, she is still implying boys to keep working hard, that's not raising a spare tire, so what is she doing?"
"The spare tire can't be turned over?" Ye Ping'an asked with a smile. "Neither."
Mu Youtian explained with a smile, "For example, when your father goes to the company for an interview, the salary you want is 20,000 yuan, and the interviewer can only offer you 10,000 yuan, and tell you that you can think about it slowly, this position in the company will always be reserved for you. You. Are you going to continue the interview, or go directly to the job? This state is the same as when a girl treats you as a backup... If there is no good, she will choose you in the end. And at this time, you are the interviewer, and you should also see How do you act with girls?"
"Life is like a play, all depends on acting?"
Ye Ping'an sighed and shook his head, "Slow heat? Good tea!"
"Green tea, white lotus, and players are of the same nature. They are all occupations."
Mu Youtian looked at Ye Ping'an, "Before people become bad, they are all kind. Especially when it comes to love, someone has to be a hooligan first. Even green tea, not everyone can get it. What about cold water? Maybe he can open green tea? If a man is not hot, can she rush up? Sometimes men call women scumbags, right? It’s not men who give these women a chance!”
Ye Ping'an was speechless.
Don't say that flies don't bite and have no eggs, such ridiculous and toothless words.
Where do flies not land?
Is it the egg problem?
If you compare a woman to a cabbage.
And this cabbage has been arched many times by pigs.
Many men will ask, will people still eat cabbage like this?
Then ask, if this cabbage is a good cabbage, or a jade cabbage?
Even if she has been arched eight times, is it better than rotten cabbage, and there are pigs to be arched?
A truth!
"If it's a girl who was introduced by a friend, how should I start?" Ye Ping'an continued to ask. "Simple."
Mu Youtian smiled and said, "For example, if there is someone on WeChat or QQ, just send a message and say, 3.8 Do you think we are going through the process, or are we going to fall in love directly? That's it, believe me, if a girl If you understand that this is a joke, you can be very stable." "Old driver!"
Ye Ping'an was delighted, "Stinky baby, this speed is not a car for kindergarten. Our father and daughter are both adults, so let's get off the car and tell Dad about it... the routines of high-end female gamers! "What are boys most afraid of?
green tea? White lotus? Excellent scum?
neither.
But high-end female players.
Because in front of high-end female players.
Ordinary boys can't fight back at all! .
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