novelraw Chapter 183 What a scum, I really like it (4 more)
Chapter 183 What a scum, I really like it (4 more)
"Girls all say that boys are lecherous, that boys like to look at girls' breasts, I think this is no chicken talk."
One car, one leg, Ye Ping'an was driving home in a red flag car, and he teased the three beautiful girls with a smirk, "I tell you, what boys want to see is not a girl's breasts at all, they just want to see Just look at the girls' hearts. It just happens that the girls' chests block the girls' hearts, so in the end, we boys silently endured this misunderstanding and grievance and resisted everything!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The three little sisters were almost out of breath when they laughed.
Ye Ping'an's shamelessness refreshed their three views once again.
Shameless?
No.
Ye Ping'an thinks that he just stayed in the nervous crowd for a long time and found a truth.
In this era, you can want anything, but you can't be embarrassed.
In front of girls, the more shameless you are and the more serious you are, the less they like it.
When you're a bitch and nothing to flirt with them, tell them some jokes and jokes or something.
Instead, they will yell at you, and look at you with bright eyes. It's exciting to listen to!
When you think about it, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains.
In a heartbeat, the whole world changed.
I am waiting for the flowers to bloom.
man, never be lonely!
It feels so good to be home.
The three girls chirped and went to change their home clothes to wash.
Ye Ping'an thought about the big bathtub at home. It seems that it can hold four people, right?
Saliva, why not just flow down three thousand feet?
The biggest pain in life is that I have a very big bathtub, and there is no mandarin duck to accompany me to play in the water.
Heart hurts!
Carrying the vegetables he bought when he came back, he went to the kitchen, and Ye Ping'an started the hard life of a home cook.
The three beautiful girls in small suspenders were laughing and sparring in the hall, so that his heart never calmed down.
When the food was ready and served on the table, I looked at the three beautiful girls who seemed to be feeding birds.
Your heart will become free of distracting thoughts, only a ray of warmth, and a warmth to feed them.
It felt like they became your daughter and you became their old father.
Not only want to keep them, but also want to sleep with them all the time.
It's really weird and perverted!
"You saved a monster, and the monster can fulfill your three wishes. There is a condition that all wishes will be doubled to your enemy." Yu Xiaoyu was playing on his mobile phone while resting today. When he saw such a joke, he was eating Time to share it with everyone.
I want to see if my friends are smart.
Of course.
The most important thing is to see Ye Ping'an's 'intelligence'.
as predicted.
Mu Youwei and Gu Hanwu were both smiling and staring at Ye Ping'an, who was eating the oily mouth. "Look what I do?"
Ye Ping'an curled his lips, "It's not easy, the first wish is to sleep 12 hours a day."
The three women were stunned at the same time, and they reacted instantly. "Ha ha ha ha!"
The three girls laughed, "Are you a devil?"
"When dealing with the enemy, you must be ruthless."
Ye Ping'an was triumphant, "Isn't he also able to get double? Then I sleep 12 hours a day and let him sleep 24 hours. Tsk... It seems, it's cruel!" "Anything else?" Gu Han Wu laughed and asked. "Too many."
Ye Ping'an said with a smile, "Second wish, I hope my body temperature will always be thirty-six degrees." Three beautiful girls: "..." Do you want to be so absolute?
If you are thirty-six degrees, isn't your enemy's body temperature seventy-two?
Are you directly trying to burn people stupid?
Is low temperature cooking okay?
The three young ladies hugged their stomachs with laughter.
Fortunately, they are very young, otherwise they can laugh with wrinkles on their faces...
"One more thing, I want to see if you have any more vicious wishes." Mu Youwei, who was laughing sullenly, glared at her villain. "It seems that I'm going to be forced to make a trick!"
Ye Ping'an had a serious expression, "The third wish... cut my waist!" "Pfft!"
The three beautiful girls laughed directly.
There are pictures in my head: Brother, do I have a thin waist? ! "Ahahahaha..."
The three girls fell to the ground laughing, twitching all over.
People, there are only two big waists in total, how ruthless are you?
Sleeping 24 hours a day, body temperature 72 degrees, still missing two big waists?
My God, being your enemy doesn't even give you a way to live!
Ye Ping'an shook his head and looked at the beautiful girls who were laughing crampingly, not knowing why their laughter was so low.
Although all of you are like flowers and jade, and you look good when you smile, Dad is really afraid that you will die from laughing, and the beautiful women who die from laughing will not be very good-looking... Ye.
Ye Ping'an walked out of Mu Youwei's room with a proud face, and walked towards the room of the double E little old girl with a step that he did not recognize.
Despicable?
nonono. This is called the true nature of a man, what a child is thinking.
We are going to worship the little Goddess of Mercy and ask for her mercy. this is Love……
If that's not love, I'd rather sell cabbage. Possibly, in an hour...
Squinting, leaning against the head of the bed, Ye Ping'an hugged the little old girl with double E, smiling like a husky who had just finished demolishing the house.
Gu Hanwu, who was tossed to pieces, cuddled like a cat in Ye Ping'an's arms, and whispered softly, ". In the past, my mother said that love cannot be forgotten. When I grow up, there will be One day I will also write my own story!" "The stars sway the universe."
Ye Ping'an smiled and lowered his head, kissing Gu Hanwu's red lips, "You shine in it!" "Bastard, I'll listen to some scumbag love words."
Gu Hanwu hugged Ye Ping'an's waist, and said indifferently, "The kind that was cruel to the women you used to be." "Huh?" Ye Ping'an was happy.
Every woman has different hobbies.
Just like my classmates, I like the ancient style.
Double E little old girl likes scumbags.
The more scumbag you (Li Dezhao), the more she loves you! "Those are just clouds of the past."
Ye Ping'an said indifferently, "It doesn't count!" "What a scumbag!"
Gu Hanwu bit Ye Ping'an's chest. "hiss!"
Ye Ping'an took a deep breath.
Really bite!
"Like it?"
Gu Hanwu raised her face, her eyes blurred. "I like it, of course I like it!" Ye Ping'an grinned in pain. "Ah!"
Gu Hanwu chuckled, "Do you want to continue liking it?" "No!" Ye Ping'an shook his head and laughed wickedly.
"Why?" Gu Hanwu was surprised. "because……"
Ye Ping'an leaned down and kissed Gu Hanwu's lips, "If you really like it, the little Goddess of Mercy will kill me!" "Ha!"
Gu Hanwu hugged Ye Ping'an's neck.
What a scum! But... I love it! .
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