My Future Daughter Adds Me On WeChat, Saying That The School Flower Is Her Mother

Chapter 155 A Bedroom Monster (4 more)

"Speaking of marriage."

Ye Ping'an sighed at the good girl in the video, "Stinky treasure, before I met your mother, I used to think about your father, when I like a girl, I will definitely get her. If I can't get me Just steal it. If you can't steal it, I'll rob her. If you can't, I'll knock her unconscious and fight her away. I don't care if you like me or not. It is the most terrifying creature in the world, there is no one. Sometimes it is just like playing Infernal Affairs, you don't even know what kind of girl is suitable for marriage! "

"Ha ha."

Mu Youtian's smile trembled, "Actually, it's because you guys think too complicated. If you don't choose, there are many girls who are suitable for marriage, for example... real estate sales!" "Really?" Ye Ping'an blinked.

"Girls who can do sales are basically not too ugly, right?"

Mu Youtian smiled and said, "The figure should not be too bad, and the IQ should be good. Otherwise, how can I sell the house? Besides, boys have to buy a house when they get married, right? Do they still have internal discounts?"

Ye Ping'an looked at the good girl's eyes, as if looking at a ~ novel creature.

"Dad, you said, if you find a girlfriend like this, not only will the girlfriend not be bad, but buying a house will save you money." Mu Youtian asked with a smile, "Is it a good deal?" "It seems that you can't just buy a house, right?"

Ye Ping'an half-smiled, "I can't buy a car, boys can't find another one to buy a car, right?" "Oh, girlfriends can't change."

Mu Youtian smiled, "But the job can always be changed, right? Can you let your girlfriend sell the house first, and then sell the car?"

Ye Ping'an seriously suspects that the good girl is a little devil. "The world's sales are one family."

Mu Youtian blinked, "It's up to her to buy a car and a house!" "No."

Ye Ping'an thought of some not-so-good rumors, "It seems that female salespeople often go out to socialize, isn't this very dangerous?" More than dangerous.

If you drink more, I'll bring you a piece of green prairie or something. How many days are there? "What's the danger, how wonderful."

On Mu Youtian's lovely face, Ye's trademark smirk appeared, "Did Dad ever think about it, she knows a lot!"

Ye Ping'an was stunned.

Hold a grass.

Why is the good girl's car better than me?

This is unscientific, a good girl is super god!

"So Dad, you still have a long way to go." Mu Youtian teased.

"Man, it's not easy."

Ye Ping'an sighed and laughed, "In front of women, it's not good to lie, it's not good to tell the truth, it's not good to say nothing, it's not good to talk too much. No money is even worse. Yes, the most important point...breath?" "Hahahaha!"

Mu Youtian burst into laughter, making her laugh happily, "Dad, you finally realized!" "Well, what a painful realization!" Ye Ping'an was also dumbfounded.

"Dad, don't be discontented, you don't know your happiness in the midst of happiness."

Mu Youtian asked with a smile, "Why do you still have a girlfriend like your mother?" "What's the matter? It's just the law of men and women." Ye Ping'an shrugged, "It's destined."

Mu Youtian raised her mouth, "If I give my father one billion yuan, the price is that I can only speak classical Chinese for the rest of my life, can my father accept it?" "Oh?"

Could it be that Dad... Ye Ping'an was happy, "Your words can be trusted?" Mu Youtian was stunned.

Start now?

Stinky dad, you are so talented! "It's too light."

Ye Ping'an smiled strangely, "How about eating the five stones of gold juice again?" Whoops.

Mu Youtian covered her face.

Smelly dad, can you no longer have a bottom line? "Only words."

Ye Ping'an was triumphant, "What a cool one!"

"Dad, you didn't want to do this long ago, did you?" Mu Youtian's mouth twitched.

"Money and silk don't matter, things outside the body."

Ye Ping'an coaxed, "How can I bow my knees for a mere billion, is ten billion okay? In the world of life, as soon as the words come out, the law follows, and the words are unbelievable, and there is no hole in the ass of giving birth!"

Mu Youtian knelt down.

One of the stinky father's cows!

"You don't even know good girls. This kind of problem is too common in our boys' dormitory."

Ye Ping'an said with a smile: "Back then, I asked a few roommates in the dormitory. If you have a superpower that eats shit and then has a 50% chance of pulling out the same amount of gold, would you? Use this superpower? Guess how my roommates responded?". …. ...for flowers.

Mu Youtian looked at Ye Ping'an's eyes as if looking at an immortal, and shook her head blankly.

Ye Ping'an responded like the brother in the dormitory.

The boss said: The cause of death is Stud, eating Baba? Don't talk to me about technical analysis, don't be cowardly, just do it!

The second child said: I am ashamed, please change the probability to 30%, otherwise the gold will not be at ease. The hard one has a better taste...

The fourth said: That thing is really hard to swallow, I tried it. Although I'm going back to my old business, I just hope it's not constipated, otherwise I'll be embarrassed...

... 00 Mu Youtian collapsed with her stomach in her arms, almost dying of laughter.

What kind of monsters are all the roommates that Smelly Dad used to do in the dormitory?

No, are they still human?

Ye Ping'an didn't find it funny.

He saw such a post on the Internet.

There were a few replies in it that almost didn't carry him away at the time.

The title is, how far can a person dig?

A male netizen replied: Use pee to flush stool!

Another male netizen: It costs 50 cents to buy paper in the public toilet. I never buy it. Anyway, there are so many in the pit...

Then a netizen: I haven't washed my hair for ten years, just for a drop of oil (dog head saves life)

It is definitely a female netizen: Have you washed your aunt's towels?

See these replies.

Ye Ping'an couldn't make a sound on the spot, the kind that twitched all over, almost passed! "dad."

Mu Youtian's smiling face flushed, "If you made a movie about your life before you met your mother, what kind of movie would you name it to describe your 22 years of life?"

"Ah this..."

Ye Ping'an lowered his head in deep thought, and said slowly, "Three lives and three generations still pay for it? The days I spend in this world? The birth of waste? The cursed spring, summer, autumn and winter? How is steel refined into yellow? And... the deadly assembly line of the brain-dead baby?"

Mu Youtian: "..." The video call ends.

If she was chatting with Ye Ping'an.

Doubt it will die of laughter on the spot! small.

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