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My Endless Loincloth Resurrection
Game Over? Nah. Game just got weird.
Dexter Crawford was a pro-gamer… until life hit him with the ultimate nerf: a soul-crushing factory job.
One day, he wakes up in what he thinks is just another hyper-realistic RPG
Turns out, the universe blue-screened, and Earth is now a glitchy amalgamation of every video game ever made—including the shovelware ones nobody asked for.
Dexter Crawford was a pro-gamer… until life hit him with the ultimate nerf: a soul-crushing factory job.
One day, he wakes up in what he thinks is just another hyper-realistic RPG
Turns out, the universe blue-screened, and Earth is now a glitchy amalgamation of every video game ever made—including the shovelware ones nobody asked for.
- Chapter 1: 1 - Sewer Rat Boss!
- Chapter 2: 2 - No time for Infodump!
- Chapter 3: 3 - I almost became an XP...
- Chapter 4: 4 - Now I'm certain!
- Chapter 5: 5 - Now I can Fish without bait!
- Chapter 6: 6 - Who can forget this Old-man?
- Chapter 7: 7 - Once in-a-gamelife chance!
- Chapter 8: 8 - Who even role-plays these days?
- Chapter 9: 9 - Do I look like a pervert?
- Chapter 10: 10 - Let's make our Home!
- Chapter 11: 11 - No! Don't look at me like that...
- Chapter 12: 12 - Pretentious Archmagus...
- Chapter 13: 13 - That's possible?
- Chapter 14: 14 - I hate riddles!
- Chapter 15: 15 - That's it?
- Chapter 16: 16 - That's Cheating!
- Chapter 17: 17 - What to prepare?
- Chapter 18: 18 - A good chapter for R18!
- Chapter 19: 19 - Too fast!
- Chapter 20: 20 - Real grind begins.
- Chapter 21: 21 - We're not here to Drink!
- Chapter 22: 22 - Where the Hell are you!
- Chapter 23: 23 - Idiotic way to Die.
- Chapter 24: 24 - Died like that too...
- Chapter 25: 25 - Too Broken!
- Chapter 26: 26 - I said wait!
- Chapter 27: 27 - True Face
- Chapter 28: 28 - Too much plan...
- Chapter 29: 29 - Silent Night
- Chapter 30: 30 - Love and Kill
- Chapter 31: 31 - Deserving 'Special' Attention
- Chapter 32: 32 - A S-Sunstrider Limited Edition?!
- Chapter 33: 33 - My Precious...
- Chapter 34: 34 - Cockroach?
- Chapter 35: 35 - Chase!
- Chapter 36: 36 - Remember me?
- Chapter 37: 37 - Gruesome Symphony
- Chapter 38: 38 - Did I say that?
- Chapter 39: 39 - Wait me...
- Chapter 40: 40 - Uncharted Zone
- Chapter 41: 41 - Llama for Head
- Chapter 42: 42 - Bug Player
- Chapter 43: 43 - Killing Goblins
- Chapter 44: 44 - Lucky Guy...
- Chapter 45: 45 - Finish Him!
- Chapter 46: 46 - Too Late For Regrets
- Chapter 47: 47 - The Only Way
- Chapter 48: 48 - I Bonk She Bonk!
- Chapter 49: 49 - Frozen
- Chapter 50: 50 - What is this even about?
- Chapter 51: 51 - Demon God's Alliance
- Chapter 52: Find Him!
- Chapter 53: How dare you insult me?
- Chapter 54: Kill all of them!
- Chapter 55: Among Us!
- Chapter 56: Must be tied.
- Chapter 57: I should’ve accepted
- Chapter 58: Hunt you down!
- Chapter 59: Make you Skelly
- Chapter 60: Selfish Request
- Chapter 61: Smell of Fear
- Chapter 62: Possessive
- Chapter 63: I Need Your Help
- Chapter 64: Remain Slaves Forever
- Chapter 65: What If?
- Chapter 66: Slowly Cooking
- Chapter 67: Much Cheaper
- Chapter 68: Heat Stroke
- Chapter 69: Scapegoat
- Chapter 70: Swiping