My Disciples are Too Idiotic

Chapter 452 308: Tsk tsk, this Water of Life is so improper!_2

"Hmph, you've indeed come for the Water of Life."

The Elf Queen regained her graceful and luxurious demeanor, her eyes once again emanating scorn for the Human Race.

"SLAP!"

You're Burning delivered a slap right onto the Elf Queen's buttocks.

"You..."

The Elf Queen's delicate body trembled, her face blushing as she looked at the vile human who had tormented her not long ago. So despicable!

"Woman, I advise you to watch your tongue. Just because Rat has a good temper doesn't mean I do!" You're Burning narrowed his eyes and said, "Or should I start another fire?"

Hearing this, the Elf Queen clearly became frightened. One must bow their head when under another's roof.

The few humans in front of her were strong, definitely stronger than any other human powerhouses she had encountered. She had no idea where these people had come from.

Rat Tail Juice and the other two stared at You're Burning and the Elf Queen with curious expressions. What is this situation? Something's off! Very wrong indeed.

Inside the live stream, the players watched You're Burning's actions, going wild with excitement.

"Holy shit, this bro is so awesome, slapping her butt just like that?"

"Look at the Elf Queen's eyes. Besides resentment, there seems to be a hint of shyness too. Could it be that they've already hooked up?"

"No way! I just wanted to be a simp for the Elf Queen, and now you're telling me Her Majesty has already been conquered?"

"This brother is too badass, a second coming of the Top Archer in the National Server."

"..."

The veteran players watched the live stream, each of them secretly chuckling.

This game had a high level of openness, and ever since the 'pants-down' playstyle was discovered, many lsp players had been unable to restrain themselves. The Non-player Characters in the game had often been exploited by these players who thought with their lower halves.

And the most infamous of them all was certainly the Top Archer in the National Server! This guy wasn't picky at all. Back in the Lower Realm, he tried everything from the Sea Race to different kinds of Demon Races. He even wrote posts about it on forums—a true epitome of a pervert.

Rat Tail Juice said with a perplexed look, "Third Brother, you guys..."

He didn't finish his sentence, but his meaning was clear enough.

You're Burning smirked and replied, "You guessed right, Fourth Brother, I've indeed conquered the Elf Queen!"

Saying so, he even wrapped his arm around the Elf Queen's waist, showing off.

The Elf Queen blushed, unable to lift her head, and stood on the spot like a little woman, not daring to resist. Damn!

Watching You're Burning's actions, Master Pang and the other two couldn't hold back any longer.

"Third Brother, damn you!"

"We sent you to capture her, and you took her straight to bed?"

"Damn, is it time for a masterclass? Brothers, should we take notes on our knees?"

"..."

Listening to the three of them, You're Burning explained with a smile, "It's actually not that hard. Just a little threat, then the stick approach, guaranteeing she'll be submissive!"

TSK! TSK! Listen to that! Is that something a human would say?

"How did you threaten her?" Master Pang immediately asked, casting a glance at Little Fish beside him.

He'd had his eye on Glasses Girl for a long time. If he could win over Glasses Girl in one fell swoop, then this trip wouldn't be a loss for him.

"Elf Queen, you wouldn't want the Elf Forest to be destroyed, would you?" You're Burning began to threaten her with a villainous expression.

Hearing this, the Elf Queen immediately showed a hint of anger. "You said before you wouldn't attack the Elf Forest again! You... you're going back on your word!"

Seeing that she took it seriously, You're Burning quickly explained, "I was just putting on a show for the guys. I'm the most trustworthy person there is; everyone in the Profound Yellow Sect knows my reputation!"

Seeing that he was only joking, the Elf Queen also breathed a sigh of relief. For the sake of the Elf Race and the Elf Forest, she was willing to sacrifice herself, to be nothing more than a plaything for this human. At worst, it's like being bitten by a dog! Hmph!

Master Pang watched You're Burning with his mouth agape, at a loss for words for a moment.

Rat Tail Juice took a deep breath and said, "Third Brother, are you from Japan or something? Only they could come up with such a plot!"

"I was just experimenting, that's all." You're Burning, looking mischievous, quickly tried to explain himself.

He hadn't expected the Elf Queen to react like this; his threat was merely to get the Water of Life—who knew the Elf Queen would read so much into it. This couldn't be blamed on him; it was the other party who made the first move—he was the passive one! Yes! Very passive!

"Alright, alright, we can talk about this after logging off. Let's focus on the important stuff now!" Rat Tail Juice interrupted their conversation, saying to You're Burning, "Third Brother, have her bring out the Water of Life first, then we can go check out a few other Underground Cities."

They couldn't possibly linger here indefinitely. It was best to clarify the situation early so they could contact other players to come over sooner. After all, the Teleportation Array was their lifeline now. They needed to get players over here sooner to set up the Teleportation Array to ensure they could continue playing.

You're Burning gave the Elf Queen a faint glance, his gaze clearly conveying a message.

"I... I understand," the Elf Queen said. She dared not resist and obediently produced a small bottle of the Water of Life.

The bottle radiated a rich aura of life, similar to that emitted by Wood Element Spells.

The group crowded around, staring intently at the item.

"It looks pretty ordinary, just like the sensation of my Wood Element Spells," Master Pang commented to himself.

Pillar of Heaven, standing beside him, rolled his eyes and said, "How can that be the same? Can your healing moves compare to the essence in this bottle?"

"I'm more curious about where she got it from." Rat Tail Juice said with a strange look, "This thing really heals injuries? It feels like there's some catch to it!"

With that comment, silence fell upon the scene.

You're Burning chuckled. "I've tried it, and it really does heal injuries. It's much better than the Wood Escape Healing."

Hearing this, the Elf Queen blushed even more. That comment sounded a bit off.

Observing them staring at the Water of Life, the Elf Queen shyly explained, "The Water of Life can only be produced by the reigning Elf Queen, so we don't bring it out lightly on normal occasions."

Well, that's a revelation! Case solved! So, there *was* something peculiar about this Water of Life.

Rat Tail Juice hesitated for a moment, awkwardly took the bottle, and then passed it to Little Fish.

"Little Fish Sauce, this is yours now. We're off to look around other Underground Cities—are you coming with us?"

Little Fish, now holding the Water of Life, didn't react immediately. Is this really being given to me? This was the Water of Life, an item even the City Lord of Lin'an City would kill to obtain. And it was handed to me just like that?

However, the Water of Life was currently needed to save someone, so the City Lord couldn't easily snatch it away.

"I won't be going." Little Fish spoke with determination, "I need to help save people. The City Lord has put out a reward that could get me straight to level fifty."

She hadn't planned on coming to the Elf Forest. After all, such things had always been out of her reach from the start. But now? The Water of Life was in her hands. And she had met four individuals so powerful it was mind-boggling. Even if the City Lord himself came, he probably couldn't match these four, could he?

"Is that so? Then I'll come with you—Master Pang will protect you!" Master Pang quickly slapped his chest and chuckled.

Rat Tail Juice and the others certainly knew what Master Pang was up to—he had taken a shine to Glasses Girl and wanted to make his move. PFFT, what a sly fox!

"Alright then, Master Pang, you go with Little Fish to the city. We'll go check out the other Underground Cities." Rat Tail Juice also knew they couldn't go with Little Fish, as she wasn't officially part of their small group yet.

Of course, the Elf Queen was a different matter. She was practically family to a team member, making her an insider. It was more appropriate to ask the Elf Queen directly about certain things. To thoroughly investigate the situation here, it was better to consult a 'professional,' wasn't it? With Third Brother around, the Elf Queen would surely tell them everything she knew, holding nothing back.

Master Pang snickered, "A-OK, then. I'll wait for you in Lin'an City. Just DM me then."

"Don't worry, we'll be over soon," Rat Tail Juice nodded.

Once Master Pang and Little Fish had left, Rat Tail Juice and the other two turned their attention to the Elf Queen. Since the Live Stream was on, they could ask the Elf Queen some questions directly, which was also a perfect opportunity to brainstorm with all the players!