My Demon Husband Is a Snake

Chapter 1074: So Cute, He Must Be a Femboy

A light scoff came from beside me, and the man asked me quietly, "What’s over? You don’t mean you’re out of money to pay for the ride, do you?"

"Out of money? I’ve been driving for two days and nights straight. You aren’t pulling a fast one on me, are you?" The driver’s ears were sharp and he actually heard us.

The man touched the flower hairpin in my hair, brazen and arrogant, said, "I’m riding for free, what can you do about it?"

"..." The driver’s arrogance left him speechless.

I took out my phone to scan the QR code in the car and transferred the money over. "My friend just likes to joke around, don’t mind him, Sir."

"You gave me quite a fright, turns out it was a joke. Scaring people can really scare them to death." The driver finally relaxed after receiving the transfer.

I got out of the car and opened the door for the man, "You can get out now."

"Friend?" The man’s deep gaze pierced me, his long fingers gripping the cool seat cushion.

A crack appeared in the sturdy bamboo seat cushion under the pressure.

To avoid having to pay for it, I lowered my voice and said, "Did you forget you’re dressed as a woman right now?"

"So what? A mere cab driver, you want me to put on an act to appease him?" This guy actually refused to get out of the car, just because I used the word friend.

Moreover, his pride was such that he wasn’t afraid of revealing his gender in front of the driver.

I was at my wit’s end, am I supposed to shamelessly call him hubby in front of everyone?

I’d rather be killed!

"Yuanyuan, is it you? I almost didn’t recognize you. You’re so beautiful, having a baby really made you... even prettier?" Not far away, a girl ran to me like the wind, examining me with delight.

Standing awkwardly by the car door, caught in a standoff with a Human Snake unwilling to get out, I twitched my mouth, "Yes... it’s me, Xiao Li, hold on a sec."

"Okay!" Xiao Li chimed sweetly.

I suppressed the urge to strangle the man in advance, smiling as I said, "Wuyue, I just misspoke earlier, don’t waste the driver’s time any longer, come on out."

"Alright." The man, hearing the name Wuyue, finally got off the car satisfied.

The driver quickly floored the pedal, speeding away from the scene.

Xiao Li observed the man, wrapping her arm around mine, "This sister is really pretty, is she your friend?"

"It’s better if you call him brother. He just has a habit of cross-dressing." I pinched my temples, pinching them again.

Just thinking about what I have to face next gives me a splitting headache.

How did we end up coming to Spring Wind Town? I should have thought of a way to refuse back then.

Now, it’s not just Xiao Li here, but Beichen, Yu Longting’s close aide, is here too.

How did this happen!

Xiao Li, with her anime-like inclinations, wasn’t the least bit disapproving, her eyes lit up, "I thought someone this cute must be a boy. He’s so young-looking, Yuanyuan, you... haven’t done anything illegal, have you?"

Young??

Is the word young really fitting for this millennia-old Human Snake?

I held my breath so much it hurt, squeezing my response out between my teeth, "Stop jumping to conclusions, how could I be that kind of person?"

"Who’d believe you? You just came back with a handsome young guy, there’s definitely something fishy." Xiao Li gave me a glance, trying to cozy up to the man, "Young guy, how old are you, and what’s your relationship with our Yuanyuan?"

"We’re married." The man, bored, took off the hair band from his ponytail and slipped it onto his wrist, "As for my age, I’m only sixteen."

Oh my god, where’s your shame?

Where’s your dignity as the king of the Human Snake Tribe?

With that old age, where did you get the nerve to claim you’re sixteen, courtesy of Liang Jingru?

Wait, just now... did he... say... we are...

Married?

Beichen placed a plate of braised pig trotter on the dining table, sternly approaching us.

He questioned the man word by word, "Did you just say you and her are married?"