novelraw Chapter 53 – Lolis have three treasures: good looks, flat chest, and can't be pushed down
Chapter 53 – Lolis have three treasures: good looks, flat chest, and can't be pushed down
"What? Blitz is dead?"
Mond was shocked. Blitz was one of the top warriors in the Mechanical Kingdom!
"Yes! Lord Blitz said that a human with an Ancient Sacred Body appeared, and with just one punch, he lost his combat ability!"
"Lord Blitz also left a final twelve-word message: Ancient Sacred Body, unparalleled through the ages, invincible."
The second sentence was completely made up by Ishude. Now that the Tiger Ben Legion he led was in such a state of defeat, the stronger he exaggerated the Ancient Sacred Body to be, the less responsibility he bore.
Who says robots can't be cunning? I, Ishude, can lie effortlessly.
Ishude's words indeed caused Mond's expression to change dramatically. Ancient Sacred Body, unparalleled through the ages, invincible.
The terror of these twelve words was self-evident.
Mond's eyes instantly transformed into a telescope, observing Qiao Yu, who was wreaking havoc among the mechanical legion.
Qiao Yu was unaware that he was being watched, as he was crazily slaughtering these robots.
Because he discovered that killing robots actually provided free attribute points and experience points!
[Detected that player Qiao Yu resolved low-level robots through melee combat, rewarding 1 free attribute point, experience +3]
[Attribute point +1, experience +3]
[+1, +3]
Due to the overwhelming number of messages, Qiao Yu simply muted the Inner World system notifications and focused on leveling up.
Even a mosquito is meat.
Ma Fei, seeing Qiao Yu's massacre, got anxious as well.
"Qiao Yu, let's see who can kill more enemies! Sweeping the battlefield!"
A magnificent sword light slashed out, instantly annihilating all the robots in front of Ma Fei.
This was a C-level sword skill he acquired in the warrior's exclusive dungeon!
Compared to a skill like "One Sword Across Worlds," which focuses on piercing through a single point, "Sweeping the Battlefield" emphasizes wide-range indiscriminate damage.
Qiao Yu ignored Ma Fei and continued battling the robots. Due to his low agility, Qiao Yu quickly got injured.
Several robots left wounds on him, and Qiao Yu was bleeding profusely, turning into a blood-soaked figure.
"Damn? Qiao Yu, are you okay? If it's too much, let's not compete. Don't push yourself!" Ma Fei was startled by Qiao Yu.
At this rate of bleeding, even an elephant wouldn't last a few minutes, right?
"Qiao Yu! If you can't handle it, fall back, and I'll cover you!" Zuo You said with concern.
Zhao Ziyue immediately cast a healing spell on Qiao Yu, and with the bonus from the Moonlight Regenerator, Qiao Yu's health was instantly restored.
Only Yang Xiangdi scoffed at this.
"Don't worry, who is my brother Yu? Whether the dungeon is chaotic or not, it's up to brother Yu to decide!"
When fighting Xun Dong, Qiao Yu had over a dozen through-and-through wounds and was still lively. Yang Xiangdi vividly remembered those scenes.
Now, these minor injuries were nothing. You all underestimate my brother Yu!
"No worries, I'm fine."
Sure enough, even though Qiao Yu was bleeding heavily, he showed no signs of fatigue, still taking down one robot soldier with each punch.
Qiao Yu continued to fight while bleeding, and soon the battlefield was covered in blood.
Except... it was all Qiao Yu's blood.
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"Could that kid really be the Ancient Sacred Body?"
Mond, observing Qiao Yu, was full of shock. The other four, whether Ma Fei or Yang Xiangdi, used weapons to some extent, but that clean-looking kid was sweeping the field with just his fists.
And how could a normal human bleed so much and still not die? This defies science!
Ancient Sacred Body! This kid must be the Ancient Sacred Body!
Mond instantly believed Blitz's last words.
Mond became excited, his mechanically modified body trembling slightly.
This Ancient Sacred Body was already so strong as a human. If he could be persuaded to join the Mechanical Kingdom and undergo mechanical transformation...
Mond couldn't imagine what kind of monster that would create, but undoubtedly, it would be the strongest warrior in the world!
Qiao Yu's status in Mond's mind skyrocketed, his importance even rivaling Hua Jun.
Mond immediately contacted the sole ruler of the Mechanical Kingdom through the intelligent brain, intending to report Qiao Yu's situation to the great Mechanical Empress—the Black Queen!
"Yang Xiangdi, when did he become like this?" Zuo You asked after a moment of silence.
Yang Xiangdi scratched his head and replied.
"If I remember correctly, it started after he saw a little Lolita turn into a giant spider in the exclusive dungeon. Maybe brother Yu's Lolita complex was shocked, and that's why he turned dark?"
"Lolita complex?" Zhao Ziyue's eyes lit up, glancing at Zuo You.
"Isn't Zuo You a standard legal Lolita?"
"Look, Lolitas have three treasures: good looks, flat chest, and can't be knocked down. Zuo You fits all of these!"
"And as a tank, I believe not many at the same level can knock down the shield Zuo You sets up. Isn't that unbreakable? You can completely trust Zuo You!"
"Zhao Ziyue, you big-breasted, brainless woman! Shut up!" Zuo You blushed as if her secret had been exposed.
Yang Xiangdi pondered for a moment, his eyes lighting up. Zhao Ziyue made sense!
He looked at Qiao Yu, who was fighting fiercely in the distance, then at Zuo You, and the more he looked, the more they seemed like a couple.
"Xiangdi, are you sure Qiao Yu won't have any problems with all that bleeding?" Zuo You, feeling uneasy under Yang Xiangdi's gaze, quickly changed the topic.
"Don't worry! What's the problem? You haven't seen my brother Yu die on the spot and then resurrect, have you?"
Yang Xiangdi waved his hand nonchalantly.
"Compared to that, this is nothing."
"Charge!"
In the distance, Qiao Yu was having a blast, putting all his free attribute points into strength, almost reaching two hundred!
Qiao Yu pulled out the Orient Loong God Crescent Blade, ready to break through the two hundred strength attribute in one go.
Watching Qiao Yu wielding a two-meter-long giant blade and slashing wildly, Zuo You turned her head again.
"Yang Xiangdi, are you really sure there's no problem with a Necromancer bleeding a river and pulling out a giant blade to play with?"
"No problem, no problem! Relax, have you ever seen brother Yu act normal since you met him?" Yang Xiangdi replied.
Thinking about it, Zuo You felt relieved.
Indeed, Qiao Yu hadn't been normal since Nightmare Village. No matter how strange something was, it seemed normal on Qiao Yu.
She also started farming mechanical soldiers with ease, as they were walking experience points!
Qiao Yu charged forward with his blade, leaving a bloody trail behind him, all of it his own blood.
He cut his way from Penglai East Road to the Southern Gate... no, to Mond and Ishude.
The three of them stared at each other, Mond looking at Qiao Yu with admiration, making Qiao Yu's skin crawl.
Mond had already received a response from the Black Queen, who instructed him to recruit Qiao Yu at all costs.
So Mond put on what he thought was a very friendly smile.
Little did he know, his smile looked to Qiao Yu like the lecherous grin of an old pervert who hadn't seen a naked 185cm athlete in years.
"Hello, human Ancient Sacred Body! Join the glorious evolution!"