novelraw Chapter 880 465: Are There Really Aliens? Wait, Old Demon Duan, How Did You Become a God?
Chapter 880 465: Are There Really Aliens? Wait, Old Demon Duan, How Did You Become a God?
This was precisely the "Heavenly Thunder Whip Skill" she had created a few days ago. She barely knew how to wield it, but the monk was swinging it expertly.
Thunder God and Mother asked the monk where this whip technique came from.
The monk said that a few nights ago, there was a thunderstorm in the sky, and the Thunder God from the sky told him about it.
It was precisely the time when Thunder God and Mother created the "Heavenly Thunder Whip Skill."
So, Thunder God and Mother knew she possessed extraordinary wisdom, for a casually created cultivation technique to be mastered by a mere mortal to the level of divine skill.
Immediately, she soared into the sky, surrounded by lightning, revealing her true form before the monk.
She told the monk that it wasn't the Thunder God passing down the skill, it was her doing it, at most, the Thunder God was her son.
Afterward, more and more people began "Thunder Listening," and people only knew the Thunder God was her son, hence they called her Thunder God and Mother.
This is also the origin of Thunder God and Mother Sect.
As for the Divine Iron that fell from the sky, it was nothing more than the fragmented gold foil paper that Thunder God and Mother used in the sky to wipe after defecating.
Thunder God and Mother liked gold foil because she had a unique technique that could effortlessly turn gold into a piece of paper.
This paper could be used for recording or wiping, and sometimes when she didn't have fresh gold foil nearby, she had to use the foil with writing on it.
This is also why the "Mother's Divine Iron" that fell from the sky sometimes had writing on it.
Upon seeing this, Duan Yun immediately felt the gold foil was unclean.
The crux was that this "Mother's Divine Iron," he previously collected, thinking it was a great treasure.
"Damn it, if I knew it was ass-wiping paper, I'd have tormented you more before killing you!"
By this point, there were only two sheets of the gold foil left, and these last two sheets, Duan Yun couldn't understand at all.
They were full of gibberish, like "belly thundering, feeling pregnant, they consider her ugly, she's a god, how can she be ugly," akin to someone being dumped for being too ugly and going mad due to the shock.
But this was enough; Duan Yun at least knew the whole incident, though missing many details like how she completed half the palace, it was somewhat clear.
Duan Yun turned his gaze back to the illustration of the "Sky Treasure" on the gold foil, contextualized with the later description of "Jade Emperor and Queen Mother," and couldn't help but exclaim: "Damn it, they're really extraterrestrial beings."
Duan Yun could almost confirm that the "Jade Emperor and Queen Mother" referred to by Thunder God and Mother were likely extraterrestrial beings.
And that sky treasure resembling the moon, surrounded by satellites, should be the spaceship of extraterrestrial beings.
Unfortunately, according to the records in Thunder God and Mother's gold foil, even she did not know where the extraterrestrial beings went afterward.
Duan Yun cleared away more mud nearby and discovered an amazing find.
A bronze mask.
Wearing it looked just like the bronze mask of the male homosexual.
This mask was probably worn by Thunder God and Mother on the spaceship, akin to divine assistance.
However, according to Thunder God and Mother's description, later she stopped wearing it often, partly because she became drastically self-confident, believing she inherently possessed extraordinary wisdom, and the mask was merely an aid, and partly because she thought it caused memory loss.
Duan Yun muttered while holding this bronze mask: "Is this thing really that magical?"
He tried it on but found no effect, rather thinking it looked unattractive, more suitable for Murong brothers' face shape.
If Murong brothers wore this and twisted their butt, who knows how many men in Yun State and Yu State would be enchanted; calling it a walking male aphrodisiac wouldn't be an exaggeration.
No, why do I also have a bias against Yun State and Yu State?
Duan Yun stored the mask away, planning to leave.
He had thoroughly plundered this place, even the remaining text was disrupted and broken by him, even with his extraordinary wisdom, he couldn't complete the "map."
Duan Yun re-entered the muddy chasm, swimming upstream.
He hadn't noticed that during this process, a blue light flickered at the eye position of the bronze mask, like a signal light, but it soon disappeared.
While ascending through the mud, Duan Yun continued using the newly comprehended Blood Lightning.
Whenever he comprehended a new cultivation technique, he would behave like this, akin to buying a new skin in a game, and for a long time, only playing that character.
With a stretch of his hand, the blood-colored lightning burst from the mud like a flying sword, leading him upstream.
Compared to the previous True Qi lightning, this Blood Qi lightning was not only a change in color but also more substantial and condensed.
How to describe the difference between the two?
It's like one is inclined towards "air," and the other towards "water."
By this point, Duan Yun had mastered the Blood Lightning to perfection with his extraordinary wisdom.
"Transform for me!"
With an extension of his hands, red blood lightning emerged instantly from his left hand, while blue lightning from the right.
As he clenched his fist, both lightning forces immediately obliterated in his palm. In the next moment, the sound of two lightning bolts crackled, red blood and blue lightning appeared behind his left and right shoulders.
These two lightning energies expanded suddenly, forming a pair of lightning wings.
The wings were red on one side and blue on the other, like a world of ice and fire, quickly carrying Duan Yun skyward!
"I am the sun!"
Duan Yun was very pleased with these lightning wings because from then on, he'd have more than one method of flying.
The key is, these wings are cool!
Like purchasing a premium skin!
...
Feng Ling'er had been diving into the mud searching for tree roots.
Without the Room Pupil Technique, it was difficult for her to visualize in the mud, and her efforts were futile. At this point, she realized not only hadn't she found the tree roots, but Duan Yun was also missing.
After diving several times without discovering Duan Yun, Feng Ling'er felt a sense of fear.
The chasm floor was already frightening, not to mention the peculiarly eerie metal palace.
Now, from one glance, she seemed to be the only person there.
The surroundings were frighteningly quiet, and every sound she made echoed back slightly differently.
At this point, she had the illusion of a ghost speaking to her.
"Duan Dog, where are you?"
Feng Ling'er glanced around and couldn't help calling out.
The echo reverberated once more.
This time, as her voice was quite loud, the echo sounded like there were seven voices.
In Feng Ling'er's ears, it was as if seven different women were asking— "Duan Dog, where are you?".
For a moment, her complexion turned green.
She always felt that these seven echoes were flirting with Duan Yun, since only she could call him Duan Dog.
Moments later, Feng Ling'er shook her head to clear her mind, saying: "How can I be jealous of the echo?"
"Being jealous seven times over."
By this point, even Feng Ling'er found it absurd.
She knew she wasn't a magnanimous person and was even a bit petty.
But what's wrong with women being a little petty?
She usually thought she was perfectly normal, no more than a bit petty, daring to love and hate, but at this moment, she felt she might have an issue.
Why do I get jealous so easily?
Why do I so readily taste the bitterness of betrayal?
The next moment, Feng Ling'er found the reason, saying: "It's all the Murong brothers' fault!"
Because she worries she might end up less normal than the Murong brothers.
She thought she might have been influenced by Murong brothers with their penchant for all things green, or perhaps, their bloodline had something in common with hers.
But directly cursing that Murong old villain felt improper, cursing Murong brothers was much easier.
So all the blame rested on the Murong brothers!
While Feng Ling'er was lost in thought, she suddenly felt a tremor from the mud beneath her feet.
She immediately became alert, drawing her Red Face Sword.
In her perception, the sensation was akin to some huge creature about to emerge.
Could it be some ghostly fierce beast!
She was somewhat scared, recalling Duan Yun again, regretting their decision to search separately, thinking she should've stayed attached to him like wings.
Then, there was a loud blast as the mud shattered, and Feng Ling'er felt blinded by it.
When she refocused her vision, amidst the dazzling red and white lightning, Duan Yun was perched mid-air, and those red and white lightning turned out to be his wings.
Feng Ling'er was so stunned she was momentarily speechless.
Not only did you burrow through mud and become an immortal?