novelraw Chapter 697 - 381: Xiamen Showdown—Who Is the Clown?
Chapter 697 - 381: Xiamen Showdown—Who Is the Clown?
Of the eighteen warriors, only one wasn’t made to explode like a cannonball in the sky.
Duan Yun threw the paper at the opponent and said, "Tell your elders to wait patiently and wash their asses thoroughly like their women."
"His leopard-printed woman had her ass washed clean long ago."
Faced with the demon-like Old Demon, this man, known to be as strong as iron, wet himself as he stumbled down the mountain.
But in the next moment, he turned back in panic.
This was because the Old Demon said, "Pick up your ear."
His ear had just been cut off by Sword Qi and fell to the ground.
Fear made him realize only now that he was missing an ear.
The big man quickly knelt, picked up the ear, and then dared to flee in panic.
As he ran down the mountain, his whole body seemed limp and weak.
To know, the eighteen warriors were called "eighteen tough guys" not just because they were known for lasting long in battles but because they had hearts as hard as iron.
As the gunners of the Thunder Shock Cannon, the number of people who died at their hands was not fewer than a thousand or perhaps eight hundred.
All eighteen brothers liked to see others blown to pieces, preferably not killed instantly, but rather with broken limbs, rolling around engulfed in flames. It was truly pleasing to the eye.
Regardless of whether it was women or children, this spectacle was always pleasing to the eye.
But at this moment, the surviving tough guy couldn’t be tough anymore.
Frightened!
Yes, he couldn’t be tough anymore.
Thinking about it, the tough guy couldn’t help but glance down at his crotch, finding that he truly couldn’t be tough anymore.
Because only now did he realize that not only his ear had been cut off, but also his manhood.
"When did that happen? How come I didn’t know?"
The big man said, numb-faced.
Until now, the big man turned back and could no longer see the terrifying figure of a man and a bear.
Yet the terrifying feeling continued to linger around him like a leech in the bone.
Though they had blown countless people to death and enjoyed watching people die miserably, upon careful thought, no one could be more miserable than his dead brothers.
Just the process of breaking people apart and kneading them into meatballs was truly horrifying!
He was so scared at that time, he didn’t even know if his bird was still there, only that brothers were kneaded into meatballs, launched into the sky, and turned into fragments.
Is there anyone more devilish than this?
All along, the eighteen brothers thought the high-ups in the Mo Sect were quite frightening.
For instance, Elder Li Mofei, who sent them to blow up the manor, already had a sharp head, and after emerging from seclusion this time, he seemed entirely sharp.
But at this moment, the surviving weak man found the one man and one bear even more terrifying.
....
Already tattered, Yuzhu Manor, after being ravaged by the Thunder Shock Cannon, could be said to be completely destroyed.
However, because Big White gave a timely warning, coupled with the group of heroes’ unfamiliar artistry, except for the Murong brothers, whose butts were blown wounded from delayed reactions in their dreams, everyone was fine.
The group looked at the burning manor with grave expressions, the atmosphere was somber and heroic.
This is the price to face a sect like the Mo Sect; even their homes got blown up.
Though this manor was already in tatters, it had always been their haven.
Yet at this moment, the Murong brothers, whose butts were blown red and visible through the pants, suddenly burst into laughter, as if they had lost their minds.
"Balanced the score! Balanced the score! This shabby manor should have been torn down long ago. This time we can have the Mo Sect pay Silver to rebuild it."
"Hahahaha...."
Upon hearing this logic, the group couldn’t help but get happy.
"Yes, yes, I’m missing a walk-in closet." Feng Ling’er cheerfully said.
"Then I need a study." Ziyu pondered.
"Build another outhouse." The Murong brothers strongly suggested.
Recently, he liked to take dumps.
Little Yin, just blown with a blackened face, timidly asked, "Can I have a room?"
These days, she had been sleeping outside with Big White and Little Grey.
Duan Yun boldly said, "Everyone can! Everyone can! Once it gets daylight, we’ll double what we ask back!"
On the other side of the graveyard, Second Sister and Third Sister lay there.
Third Sister asked, "This Demon Cave being attacked might be just the time for us to act, how’s Big Sister?"
Second Sister showed a puzzled look and said, "Big Sister said she wants to split a room."
"Split a room? Big Sister wants to split a room?"
Third Sister also showed puzzlement.
...
Due to the round of Thunder Bomb strikes, as well as the human cannonball spectacle, Yushi Town, already full of Jianghu Guests, suddenly became lively.
Additionally, many people got burned by the human fireworks, with many shouting in pain.
The situation changed too quickly.
Most of these people were supporters of the Mo Sect, originally thinking that once the Thunder Shock Cannon launched, even if Yuzhu’s group of demons didn’t die, they should suffer heavy casualties.
Little did they know, after a short while, something terrifying happened; not only did the Thunder Shock Cannon stop attacking the Demon Cave, it even changed direction, no longer firing Thunder Shock Pills, but people!
People like balls.
People exploded alongside the Thunder Shock Pills, making them cry out in pain.
Until someone picked up a Mo Sect ring from the rain of blood and flesh, did people realize that it wasn’t that the Thunder Shock Cannon misfired, nor did the Mo Sect suddenly have a stroke of genius to canonize people. It was Old Demon.
The Mo Sect’s Thunder Assault was swift and fierce, and Old Demon’s retaliation was extraordinarily quick as well.
What exploded in the sky were the Mo Sect warriors who operated the cannon!
For a moment, this group of Mo Sect supporters only felt the burns on them sting even more.
Old Demon wasn’t dead, not only that, but he also counter-killed!
...
"Maintaining peace and justice, preserving Jianghu order, is everyone’s responsibility!"