novelraw Chapter 198 - 199: My Eyes Are a Ruler
Chapter 198 - 199: My Eyes Are a Ruler
"Waaah, Streamer, save my worthless life!"
[Nice and direct!]
[A man’s dignity means nothing when his life is on the line.]
[Am I the only one who thinks he totally deserves this?]
[Yep, that’s right. It’s just you. Only you feel that way.]
"I didn’t mean to say those things about him! I was just angry, it just slipped out!"
Su Nian glanced at the trembling Zhao Lei and spoke calmly. "You’re not entirely blameless in this, but it’s not a huge mistake. Everything comes down to cause and effect. He’s just reaping what he sowed. Even if it hadn’t been you, it would have been someone else."
"Huh?"
Zhao Lei nodded in a daze, only half-understanding. But then he suddenly felt a sinister, bone-chilling aura wash over him, making his hair stand on end.
"You damn bitch, you’re just spouting bullshit!"
A boy’s voice, filled with endless resentment, echoed from behind him. In the next instant, an ice-cold hand clamped around his neck.
But before it could make another move, Su Nian shot to her feet and kicked it away.
Su Nian had only used a fraction of her strength, yet it was enough to send the ghostly thing flying.
The terror had just set in, but before he even had time to be afraid, Zhao Lei was safe again. He blinked and blinked.
He still hadn’t quite processed what happened...
[They don’t call her Ghostly Worry for nothing.]
[All I can say is, those two are complete psychos. Just because a girl accidentally bumped into them, they pushed her into the road.]
[They really do get worse with age!]
[So vicious. I bet they still think it was the girl’s fault, even now!]
Sure enough, the Little Ghost had just been flung aside when the old ghost charged forward.
"Don’t you dare touch my grandson!"
But before she could even get close to Su Nian, Su Nian had her by the neck.
"Are you part crow or something? All you do is squawk!"
A closer look only made Su Nian more disgusted. Even in death, the ghost retained her mean, shrewish appearance. In life, she must have been utterly insufferable and unreasonable.
One could only say that her current fate was exactly what she deserved.
Before the old ghost could speak again, Su Nian grabbed her grandson’s head and forcefully shoved it into her mouth.
The grandson, who had just gotten scared and was about to scream, couldn’t even get a sound out before it felt like he had been plunged into a cesspool.
The two ghosts were now frozen in a strange pose. The old woman was clearly shorter, but after Su Nian’s... arrangement, the old and the young ghost were now somehow the same height.
And what do you know? You really have to admit, the dimensions were a perfect fit.
Su Nian took a satisfied bite of a peach.
"My eyes are my ruler!"
Meanwhile, the two ghosts were still in a daze. ’What the hell? What was that shoved in my mouth?’
Or in the other’s case: ’What’s got my head in its mouth?’
Like someone who has put a lightbulb in their mouth and can’t get it out, the two ghosts were now trapped in an awkward predicament.
A foul, stinking liquid trickled from the old woman’s mouth, which was stretched wide open and showed no sign of budging.
As for the grandson, his head felt like it had been plunged into a vat of pickled vegetables. Now that was a flavor sensation.
It was dizzying, and the stench stung their eyes, but the old and young ghost remained locked in this bizarre posture.
If one of them moved, the other would howl in pain.
If the old woman moved, she would bite down on her grandson’s head. If the grandson moved, the old woman’s already precarious teeth would become even looser.
Perhaps worried that all her teeth would fall out, the old woman managed to force out a few muffled words.
"My dear grandson, don’t move!"
"AHHH! I’m gonna move anyway!"
Even as ghosts, the old woman and the young boy started to bicker.
Zhao Lei stared dumbfounded at the scene before him. ’Am I seeing things?’