novelraw Chapter 349 - 208: The Ancient Immortal’s Messenger, the Immortal Grass of Fox Mountain Returns Home
Chapter 349 - 208: The Ancient Immortal’s Messenger, the Immortal Grass of Fox Mountain Returns Home
West State University, physics building, restroom.
Bai Mo walked out, with his apprentice, Black Bracelet, on his shoulder.
"Over at the Immortal Grass Building, they’re still eliminating hazards.
"It looks like we won’t be able to work today.
"Later, let’s go to the cafeteria with Fang Xiaoyu to eat.
"Then we’ll head home."
Black Bracelet rubbed against the master’s head.
"Ying ying ying!"
... Always listen to the master!
Suddenly, someone approached, it was Zhang Shan, face flushed and hurrying, he greeted Bai Mo briefly before rushing into the restroom.
"Did he eat something that upset his stomach?"
Bai Mo grinned and was about to leave when he saw a tall, skinny member of the Immortal Technique Committee approaching, brushing past him, following Zhang Shan into the restroom.
"Huh? That guy?"
Black Bracelet noticed something was off... How come that guy’s eyes are so small?
Bai Mo also noticed something was off... That guy was squinting as if half asleep, as if sleepwalking?
His Divine Sense, like invisible tentacles, followed the man into the restroom.
He saw the man walk straight to one of the stalls, "Bang!" pulled the door open, revealing the once comfortable-now-embarrassed face of Zhang Shan squatting inside.
"Uh... buddy... I... do you mind using another stall?"
The man, however, seemed asleep, not listening or caring, reached towards Zhang Shan, making him even more embarrassed.
"Uh... buddy... I... I’m down to my last piece of toilet paper, I think Expert Bai Mo is still outside, hasn’t gone far, you might want to find him..."
Before the words were finished, the tall, skinny committee member reached his palm out before Zhang Shan, white mist rising from his palm, blurring the boundary between reality and dream, revealing a Bronze Plate. It was inscribed with dense small characters, piercing through the patina to reveal the brass underneath, unknown by which path these words belonged.
His voice seems like sleep-talking.
"This is a letter from Tie Pi Immortal to Round Stone Immortal."
...
Outside the restroom, Bai Mo’s steps remained steady, expression unchanged, gradually walking away.
"Tie Pi Immortal?
"Iron Brush Palace in Dream Immortal Realm?
"Chairman Chen Shu and Committee Member Gu Lin’s sect?
"If I haven’t recalled wrong, all disciples of this Immortal Sect are in the Committee?
"What are they contacting Round Stone Ancient Immortal for?"
What most concerned Bai Mo was...
"The Ancient Immortals are starting to contact each other?
"Uh... fish find fish, turtles find turtles, Ancient Immortals find Ancient Immortals.
"That seems quite normal.
"Maybe they were old acquaintances from a million years ago? It would be strange not to contact.
"What is the writing on the Bronze Plate?
"It doesn’t look like Talisman Path, nor like Immortal Martial Path."
Bai Mo thought while walking through the corridor to the physics building’s entrance hall, seeing Fang Xiaoyu waiting, who approached him.
"Ah, so annoyed, my eyes are swollen from crying!"
"Then are you still going to the cafeteria to eat?"
"Yes! I have a subsidy for every meal, it’s a waste not to eat, let’s go while it’s less crowded!"
...
In the bright and clean cafeteria, it’s still very quiet, with only a dozen Immortal Technique Committee members eating heartily. The main crowd of diners, university students, haven’t reached eating time yet.
In a corner by the window, the duo and a fox are happily eating.
Fang Xiaoyu picked up the beef brisket from her tray with chopsticks to feed Black Bracelet.
"Open your mouth, eat another piece!
"Tasty, right? Hehe!"
Today’s beef brisket looks fatty and fragrant, but unfortunately, she’s on a diet and can’t eat!
Bai Mo was next to her, eating rice while looking at his phone on the Immortal Discussion Forum.
[The Art of West State’s Behind-the-scenes Boss! Watch quickly!]
[OMG, it’s all censored, what’s there to see?]
[Forum won’t allow uncensored posts, PM me and I’ll send it to you]
[Safe travels, good person!]
He curled his lips, his expression peculiar.
Was it Chairman Chen Shu who did this?
Using this method to spread the news on-site?
He continued browsing the forum, seeing the vast majority of posts discussing the recent storm at the Immortal Grass Building.
[Hahaha, who still wants to join the Red Blood Secret Sect? Dream of becoming Superman as an ordinary person? Those artificial Supermen, hanging on trees one by one, died tragically!]
[OMG, I saw it too, parachute value dropped madly]
[Hahaha, who wants to go to the Red Blood Secret Sect?]
[Red Blood Secret Sect, experience death differently!]
Bai Mo laughed speechlessly.
Today’s silly internet users can always turn any odd event into memes and fun.
[Behind-the-scenes boss of West State, please look over here!]
[My Ancient Immortal Master wants to contact the Ancient Immortal Master behind you!]
[Please contact me!]
Huh?
Bai Mo curled his lips, aside from the fact he actually doesn’t have an Ancient Immortal behind him, even if he did, what can they do if they get in touch?
Moreover, posting such threads so blatantly, isn’t it illegal?
Bai Mo clicked the person’s profile and saw his recent posts.
[Family, started immortal cultivation, I dreamt of an Ancient Immortal Master!]
[Family, help me, can’t remember ten thousand Immortal Grasses, the Ancient Immortal scolds me every day, what to do?]
[Family, help, the Ancient Immortal is impatient with me, wants to take action against me!]
[Family, exhausted, the Ancient Immortal makes me farm every day, using me like livestock!]
[Family, Wallace’s fifty-dollar set meal doesn’t fill me up, any family the same?]
[Family, help, the Ancient Immortal is angry I ruined the herbs, wants to beat me up, what to do?]
Uh?
Bai Mo was speechless.
The poster seems like someone who can’t handle even Sequence Nine, can’t do anything right, and gets nothing left to eat, too useless for the committee, not wanted by the Ancient Immortal, exposed recklessly, no wonder he’s daring to post such content.
Beside him, Fang Xiaoyu and Black Bracelet were still enjoying their meal together.
Black Bracelet is a very particular fox! Since Fang Xiaoyu is willing to let it eat all the beef brisket, it also used a small spoon to scoop the greens and tomatoes from its plate into Fang Xiaoyu’s plate, as payback.