novelraw Chapter 110 110. Goofy
Chapter 110 110. Goofy
"Switzerland is mainly a multi-ethnic group composed of Germanic Swiss, French Swiss, Italian Swiss and a small number of Leto-Roman descendants who speak multiple Leto-Roman dialects. The complexity of the nation is consistent with the historical Population migration, war, and the formation of the Federation are closely related. It can be said that the settlement in Switzerland was largely to escape the war. My wife’s ancestors also became Swiss citizens for this reason. My wife told me that my father-in-law The mother-in-law once said to her wife, no matter what country they are from, but my wife grew up in Switzerland, because the soil and water in Switzerland grew up so big, she is a Swiss. What she needs to love is the country of Switzerland, and the original country is up to them. Love is enough. In order not to cause her troubles, I didn’t tell her her origin. So I don’t know where her origin is, I can only confirm that it is an Asian country.”
This is a thorn in his words, but he can’t say that what he said is wrong. He has enjoyed the benefits of Switzerland since he was a child. Why should he feel about leaving his hometown of 800 years?Parents were raised in the original country, and there is no problem for parents to love, but parents cannot use this reason to force their children to love. Children have not experienced the goodness of the original country, nor have they integrated into that country. How can they love in such a situation?And the reasons for emigration are also very legitimate, to avoid wars, the world wars were so chaotic in those years, not everyone can sacrifice their lives for the country, and it is good to be able to protect their own small home.
But this time the host seemed to want to get to the bottom of it. After Zheng Yunhao tactfully expressed his intentions, he mentioned another very sensitive issue.
"It is rumored on the Internet that you married your wife to escape military service, and that your two sons did not become Korean citizens for this purpose. What do you want to say about this?"
Dodging military service is the most unforgivable crime in South Korea. Even if everyone wants to escape, they will be ashamed to hear that others have escaped.It is the biggest scandal for idols. There was a Yoo Seung-joon in South Korea before. He was convicted of treason in order to evade military service and become an American citizen. He has not yet been allowed to enter South Korea.If this is applied to ordinary people, it is actually nothing. The sons of those high-ranking officials all change their nationality to escape military service. Every year, thousands of men in South Korea change their nationality to escape military service. It's an idol, so he was sentenced.
Throwing this question out is equivalent to a disaster for Zheng Yunhao.Not to mention that the manager who was waiting in the audience was furious and had already questioned the person in charge of the program group. Shen Changmin on the stage changed his face. This question is too much, and the explanation is not good. Anti probably can break ten million, or say No matter how it is explained, those who are willing to believe will believe and firmly believe, and those who are not willing to believe will not believe it from the beginning.He has read the script before, obviously there are no such problems, and now it is for the ratings, no matter what, there are two people in a team, Shen Changmin and Zheng Yunhao are now one, sharing weal and woe, this moment is so sad, I have made up my mind to be with this one in the future Bye bye team, no sense at all.
The fans in the audience also whispered. It can be said that except for the program group, no one thought it was appropriate to ask this question.
When everyone was holding their breath and daring not to touch the thunder, Zheng Yunhao laughed lightly, breaking the embarrassment of the room. He smiled and replied unhurriedly: "I think the one who raised this question first Friends should first understand the military service systems of various countries. Switzerland, like China, is famous for its strict compulsory military service system. Unlike China, which is a one-off period of about two years, Switzerland is except for the first year of 17-21 weeks. In addition to the military service, I have to serve for two weeks every year with pay... So marrying my wife can not escape the military service. Of course, the military service policy in Switzerland has been adjusted recently, and some people say that compulsory military service is for people under the age of 25 I am a male, I am now 26 years old and I can escape the military service on both sides by changing my nationality, but~~Swiss citizenship is very difficult, even if my wife is a Swiss citizen, as her spouse, I can simplify the naturalization process, but the simplified conditions are My wife and I have been married for three years and have lived in Switzerland for five years before we can submit an application to apply for a change of citizenship. After that, there is a written test and interview waiting for me. The test requires me to be fluent in any of the official Swiss languages. I am now in It is estimated that I will only live in Switzerland for about five months. Even if I stay in Switzerland every day without going anywhere and study foreign languages desperately, before I meet the application requirements, the Korean military enlistment notice has already come down. So The idea of marrying my wife to avoid military service makes no sense at all.”
This answer is both uplifting and free of dirty words, and the black fan keyboard man is disgusted. The black people don't make preparations in advance.
The host who asked the question was choked and speechless, extremely embarrassed.
"As for my two sons, they were born in Switzerland, so they automatically obtained Swiss citizenship with their mother. Moreover, Switzerland's education and welfare are relatively good. Take my wife's birth of a baby as an example. It didn’t cost me a single penny, and there are some free diapers after giving birth. We can still receive child allowances from the Swiss government every month, and the tax rate for wives has also been reduced... In fact, both Switzerland and South Korea Dual citizenship is allowed. South Korea can be naturalized at any time if they want to, but in the future, when they are 20 years old and have to serve in the military, they need to give up one nationality. , nationality does not make them dodge military service, they will definitely have to serve in the military when they grow up, the difference is in Switzerland or South Korea.”
Only one of the MCs asked the question, and the other MC saw that the atmosphere was a bit frozen. After listening to it, he immediately asked about the specific welfare system, such as how much allowance he can get in a month, and what it includes.Zheng Yunhao answered all of them. Although he knew that the family did not need this subsidy, once the subsidy came out, it was an astronomical sum when converted into Korean won. He felt that he could live at home and wait for the subsidy.
Because of the episode just now, Zheng Yunhao and Shen Changmin were both in a bad mood, but dedicated artists will not let their emotions affect their work, and the atmosphere in the following links is still very hot, and the fans in the audience are very happy watching.
After the broadcast of this show, the ratings were broken, but the Internet also turned upside down, especially the program group of this show, the official website was completely paralyzed by the fairy queen. The website scolded him.I can only say that I can’t live without doing my own crimes o(╯□╰)o
——This MC got anti-wrinkle injections for his brain?Ask a question without thinking at all.
——Obviously the silicone was beaten into the brain during the plastic surgery?
——The questions asked in this issue are so boring, I just want to read the revelations in RunningMan with a strong heart, this kind of... is meaningless.There are too many ways to evade military service. Several male friends around me refused to accept it, and no one said anything. Instead, they shared the methods of evading military service.
——The spicy chicken show group actually blackmailed me, Team Zheng. I thought this show was not bad, and I will never watch it again!
——Hahaha, slap in the face, black people didn't check the information before, and they have to serve in the military, what's so black about it?Where is military service not military service?To put it bluntly, there really was a fight with the North, and Team Zheng in the family didn't contribute enough to the country, so you expect all the men in the family to hand it over?Want to kill someone?
——In fact, it is understandable that Switzerland is a neutral country, and the flames of war cannot be burned there. No one wants their children to die.
——Swiss naturalization is really crazy. Didn’t it come out in the news before?Because I walked around in shorts at home, which was not Swiss enough, my naturalization application was rejected.Another one was too "Swissed" because of radical animal protectionism, and was rejected many times for naturalization... It is simply wrong...
——Hahaha, did the writer in this issue inject her only remaining 2.5ML brain into her chest as silicone during plastic surgery?
—Which of the sons of high-ranking government officials has served in the military?Don't dare to engage with them, just engage with these idols who are easy to bully, right?
——Just kidding, Switzerland is a high-welfare country that can travel around the world with government subsidies. Why not enter Switzerland?
——Ms. Zheng’s parents are very good. It is true that for many second-generation immigrants, which country to love is very troublesome.
——Isn’t it a matter of minutes for rich people to spend some money to change their nationality?
——Holy shit, Swiss nationality is super difficult to get!When I was studying abroad, my professor was a foreigner who had lived in Switzerland for more than [-] years. He spoke fluent Swiss German, but his application for naturalization was rejected.To say that the professor "has no Swiss friends, does not participate in local social life, and knows nothing about local political issues" is simply shocking!
——The tens of billionaires still care about government subsidies?He obviously wanted to change his nationality to escape military service.
——The upstairs is stupid and doesn't explain, who cares about the subsidy, what cares is the tax rate!Of course you don’t even understand the meaning of the tax rate if you haven’t even reached the tax baseline (￢_￢)
——I heard that after serving the military service in Switzerland, you can take the guns and ammunition you used in the military service home~~Envy~~
——It smelled a lot of sour, but Zheng Yunhao has a good temper, and what he said is well-founded, there is nothing wrong with him at all.
——I asked how domestic welfare is comparable to that of Switzerland?What is so sour about a group of people here?
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Lin Miao was reminded by Jin Enmin about what happened on the Internet. If I want to talk about my feelings, of course, as always, I feel that the keyboard warriors in this country have too many brains and are too lazy to answer.Let Jin Enmin call Li Xiuman and ask him to solve it as soon as possible.
She doesn't say, Li Xiuman will not let it be hacked, especially the program group that temporarily raises sensitive topics, because the program is affiliated to MBC, so all artists under S and M have stopped MBC's variety shows, and it will be fixed at the end of the year I didn't participate in the song war.Now MBC is looking for a group to fill the gap, and it is very anxious.
S and M are the top three management companies, with many artists under their banners, and the annual song war is the main force. Once they don’t participate, it feels like something is missing. This time MBC is at a big loss.
This can be regarded as a fire at the gate of the city and the fish in the pond.
MBC is also unpromising, and it lasted for about a week. It issued an announcement stating that the MC would no longer be the host of the show, and the writers and PDs of the show had also voluntarily resigned.
Regardless of whether the voluntary resignation is true or not, it is true that the Cassiopeia and S and M felt bad breath.
Of course, there must be keyboard warriors who are still black, Zheng Yunhao, relying on his wife's money to do whatever he wants, MBC crossing the river and demolishing bridges, but who cares about them?Anyone with eyes knows about this, and they want to ruin their future by messing with black people to escape military service?
So, it deserves it!
The author has something to say: Military service must have been mentioned. There are precedents of evading military service. Not everyone knows that Switzerland has compulsory military service.Continue to give red envelopes for correct answers, next chapter what gift will Lao Zheng send to Sanshui on Christmas Eve~~ Reminder: Pay attention to festivals!