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Magic Murder Cube Marine
Author's note: Don't overthink it, just read it. It's funny.
Francis Francis Francis the 3rd was one hell of a Marine. He died doing what he loved, killing everyone around him.
After being vaporized in the line of duty, Francis is transported to a new world full of gods and magic. Too bad Hades is trying to kill him for declining a job offer and System holds a grudge for what happened during character creation. At least his new patron deity seems nice.
Armed with nothing but his lucky pink booty shorts, a pair of matching flip flops, and nineteen years worth of experience fighting in the Marine Corps, Francis must find a way home to his fellow grunts, or be listed as KIA forever.
What to expect: An overpowered Marine running around a medieval LitRPG world doing grunt things with great enthusiasm, making friends along the way.
Monogamy, Comedic Violence, Military Humor, Murderous Unicorns, Crunchy Numbers, Fun Characters, Unique Systems, Great Representation, Intelligent Himbos, Meme Gods, and Taco Rice.
Grunts love this book, and you will too!
Francis Francis Francis the 3rd was one hell of a Marine. He died doing what he loved, killing everyone around him.
After being vaporized in the line of duty, Francis is transported to a new world full of gods and magic. Too bad Hades is trying to kill him for declining a job offer and System holds a grudge for what happened during character creation. At least his new patron deity seems nice.
Armed with nothing but his lucky pink booty shorts, a pair of matching flip flops, and nineteen years worth of experience fighting in the Marine Corps, Francis must find a way home to his fellow grunts, or be listed as KIA forever.
What to expect: An overpowered Marine running around a medieval LitRPG world doing grunt things with great enthusiasm, making friends along the way.
Monogamy, Comedic Violence, Military Humor, Murderous Unicorns, Crunchy Numbers, Fun Characters, Unique Systems, Great Representation, Intelligent Himbos, Meme Gods, and Taco Rice.
Grunts love this book, and you will too!
- Chapter 1: Afterlife Buffet
- Chapter 2: System
- Chapter 3: Spawnkill
- Chapter 4: Language Barriers
- Chapter 5: The Incredible Gruntness of Being
- Chapter 6: Chuck
- Chapter 7: Twenty Meters of Rope
- Chapter 8: Quite a Pickle
- Chapter 9: Chugging the Soul Jar
- Chapter 10: Willow
- Chapter 11: God of what?
- Chapter 12: Fools and Horses
- Chapter 13: Bounties and Buckets
- Chapter 14: Kiss of the Ram
- Chapter 15: Auldric
- Chapter 16: Only One Bed
- Chapter 17: Lord Kelvin
- Chapter 18: A Titanic Problem
- Chapter 19: Cassi
- Chapter 20: Drafting Miller
- Chapter 21: Brain Weasels
- Chapter 22: Troll Power
- Chapter 23: Two Strangers
- Chapter 24: Too Good to be True
- Chapter 25: Predator
- Chapter 26: The Assessment
- Chapter 27: Fixer Upper
- Chapter 28: Temptation in the Garden
- Chapter 29: Room Service of the Damned
- Chapter 30: Mean Gods
- Chapter 31: Have God, Will Travel
- Chapter 32: Francis Explains it All
- Chapter 33: The Rise and Fall of Brexis
- Chapter 34: Mystery Meat
- Chapter 35: How the Sausage Gets Made
- Chapter 36: An Uphill Battle
- Chapter 37: Here Comes the Boom
- Chapter 38: Dragonfire
- Chapter 39: System Interlude, Becoming Real
- Chapter 40: Two Cooks
- Chapter 41: Hold Her Close
- Chapter 42: Trouble in Candyland
- Chapter 43: Deals Within Deals
- Chapter 44: AtropOS
- Chapter 45: A Very Basic Cottage
- Chapter 46: Opossum Where Art Thou?
- Chapter 47: The Notorious BCG
- Chapter 48: In-laws and Outlaws
- Chapter 49: The Setting Sun
- Chapter 50: Earning Their Keep
- Chapter 51: Kobold & Kobold
- Chapter 52: Finding Out
- Chapter 53: Bad to Worse
- Chapter 54: Totally Boned
- Chapter 55: LFG
- Chapter 56: Rainbow One Inbound
- Chapter 57: Wight Out
- Chapter 58: Stompy Returns
- Chapter 59: Greeks Bearing Gifts
- Chapter 60: A Real Fight
- Chapter 61: The Road Less Traveled
- Chapter 62: An OP Combo
- Chapter 63: Kobolds Love Cannons
- Chapter 64: The Wind Down
- Chapter 65: Cunning Linguists
- Book 2 Chapter 1: Jim the Paladin
- Book 2 Chapter 2: Rude Awakenings
- Book 2 Chapter 3: Knock Knock
- Book 2 Chapter 4: Bobby
- Book 2 Chapter 5: Food of the Gods
- Book 2 Chapter 6: Why We Are Here
- Book 2 Chapter 7: You Don’t Know Jack
- Book 2 Chapter 8: The Drunken Kebab of Regret
- Book 2 Chapter 9: What Do You Do With A Drunken System?
- Book 2 Chapter 10: System's Quest
- Book 2 Chapter 11: You've Got Mail
- Book 2 Chapter 12: Order of the Avocado
- Book 2 Chapter 13: Unwelcome Guests
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