magic high school

Chapter 93 You're looking for Li Ge, what does that have to do with me, Hakimi?

Chapter 94 You're looking for Li Ge, what does that have to do with me, Hakimi?

The posters were posted on the notice board at the entrance of the mall. This is similar to a school that has set up a wall for students to play games, graffiti, and do other things. Not only in shopping malls, but also in various places in schools, there are similar areas.

And right now, there's a promotional poster for "Li Ge is a Scumbag" on it.

Valerie:

Could it be a case of someone having the same name?

This was Valerie's first reaction. After all, she felt she knew very well who Li Ge was: a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferer who liked to talk nonsense, pretend to be cool from time to time, and whose morals were getting lower and lower.

But how can you call him a scumbag?

She hadn't seen Li Ge date any other girls. In a place where the academy encouraged students to date, did Li Ge, who spent his free time either playing games at the training ground or tending to his own vegetable garden, really have time to date?

Valerie even imagined that this scoundrel Li Ge would fall in love with someone else —

I can't imagine it —

This guy might as well put on a clown mask and become the king and queen of the circus.

"Could it be a case of someone with the same name?" Valerie wondered, and then began searching for other people named "Li Ge" at the school. She found that there was only one person with the same name, who was their teammate.

Valerie: "————"

At that moment, a bespectacled senior with braided hair seemed to have arrived as well. She also seemed to be following Valerie's gaze to look at the poster for "Li Ge is a Scumbag," and suddenly gritted her teeth.

"Scumbag!"

Valerie:

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The knight-like girl tentatively asked her senior, "By the way, senior, what kind of scumbag is this? What has he done?"

"You know, he's supposedly a top freshman, right? He used to hang himself up on the matchmaking corner, all the while looking for someone serious, and his standards were really low. But all the girls who added him and sent him their photos just disappeared into thin air. He dumped them all!" The senior student said through gritted teeth.

I always felt like she was talking about herself.

Valerie: "————"

"I suspect this awful guy is just making fun of us. Is he trying to boost his list of ex-girlfriends by mentioning us? Or is he just playing us? His dating profile is even on the homepage of the dating corner now, and you can see how much he's been criticized below it," the senior student complained.

Valerie: "————"

Curious, she clicked into the matchmaking corner. She hadn't dared to enter this small forum before, after all, she was only 16.

At 20, I don't have any particular ideas about anything yet. I've been busy with intensive training and exams recently, so I haven't had much time to browse forums. I've mostly been browsing exam analysis forums.

Unexpectedly, after clicking into the matchmaking corner, she saw Li Ge's photo suddenly appear on the homepage.

Even when she saw the photo of Li Ge posing with an elegant and noble demeanor, she felt a flutter in her heart.

Something's not right. Why am I attracted to this guy?

Our team's dangling guy can't possibly be that cute!

And something's really off. How could Li Ge possibly have such an elegant, noble appearance? Isn't that guy always rolling his dead fish eyes and wearing glasses to act like a master?

No wonder so many senior girls were smitten when they saw Li Ge on the matchmaking corner's homepage, and then they all added her as a friend and sent her their own pictures. Even the senior girl with braids and glasses next to me seemed to hate her to the core, but still chose to forgive Li Ge.

Then Valerie noticed something amiss. Although the picture looked exactly like Li Ge, the temperament, expression, elegance, and habits were undeniable. This was Yi Lian mimicking Li Ge!

Although they look exactly the same, after spending so much time together, she knows Li Ge and Yi Lian's habits very well, and this thing is obviously Yi Lian!

Valerie: "————"

She seems to have discovered something incredible!

"Hey, what's Valerie doing over there?" Xiaoye's voice suddenly came.

When Valerie turned her head, she was instantly drenched in sweat.

Li Ge, Yi Lian, and Xiao Ye were chatting and laughing as they prepared to walk over. Following their route, they would soon bump into the bespectacled senior.

Thinking of the bespectacled senior's gritted teeth earlier, Valerie broke out in a cold sweat. She didn't want Li Ge to get beaten up here.

No matter what, they were comrades who had gone through life and death together.

"We were talking about the school's top freshman, that scumbag Li Ge." To everyone's surprise, the senior didn't turn around, but directly spoke up for Valerie.

In that instant, Valerie felt that her expression was as abstract as the famous painting "The Scream".

Li Ge, who was in the distance, was stunned. When did he become a scumbag? He definitely had to go and see what was going on.

He walked up with his hands in his pockets, his golden eyes gleaming, and an air of utter disdain.

Valerie:

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Don't blame me if you get beaten up later!

Even though they were dozens of meters apart, Li Ge fell silent for a moment after seeing the poster.

"What's wrong? Why are you so sweaty?" the bespectacled senior asked. "Are you feeling unwell?"

Valerie was sweating even more.

When the senior student was full of questions, she turned around to check on the junior student's teammates and asked them to take her to the hospital to see how she was doing. In that instant, Valerie was so terrified that she almost screamed.

However, nothing happened.

Valerie paused for a moment, then turned her head and saw that Li Ge was wearing a clown mask, with only his mouth showing, completely obscuring his face.

Valerie: "*——"

"I'm sorry, senior, my teammates have caused you trouble," Li Ge said, walking over and grabbing Valerie's arm guard. As he spoke, Li Ge examined the poster more closely.

Li Ge: "————"

He finally understood why dozens of female seniors were adding him as a friend every day during that period. It turned out he had been put up for matchmaking!

Who's there? Come out and fight me one-on-one!

The bespectacled senior looked at Li Ge and asked with a hint of doubt, "Okay, junior. By the way, what's your name?"

"My name is Hakimi, senior, just call me Hakimi————" Li Ge smiled and immediately dragged Valerie away.

"Okay, junior Hakimi, be careful next time, don't let your teammates get played by that scumbag Li Ge. By the way, junior, do you have a girlfriend?"

Li Ge: "—

After a sweaty conversation, Li Ge finally dragged Xiao Ye back to the group.

Then the four people, who had been having a lively time, quietly left with shifty eyes.

Along the way, Li Ge also went to the matchmaking corner to check, but this time he did not find his matchmaking introduction.

Then when he searched for "www.黎歌是渣男.com", he actually entered the site. He was curious to see what kind of bizarre and outrageous scenes were inside.

Then he saw on the homepage a picture of himself lying in bed, wearing only a shirt with a deep V-neck that went all the way up to his abs. His face looked hazy, as if he had just woken up, exuding an alluring cuteness.

Like a little puppy waiting to be cared for.

Li Ge: "————"

What kind of female-oriented game art style is this for the protagonist?!

Was I put into some kind of female-oriented corner of the wood?

Furthermore, it's impossible for me to own this outfit, nor could I possibly have such a lewd and provocative expression!

Not only this picture, but the homepage also rotates it. There are pictures of artsy young people wearing scarves and looking at the night sky, pictures of people taking off their shirts to show off their perfect abs and six-pack while sweating it out in a weight training room, and pictures of people drinking coffee and gazing at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

There were even images of themselves in a virtual arena, fully equipped with tactical gear, fighting against enemies.

The website is called "Li Ge is a Scumbag," but it's full of his own beautiful pictures, and there are all sorts of crazy comments below, such as "Baby is so handsome," "Baby is so cute," "Baby, come let Mommy hug you," and so on.

It's so spicy it hurts my eyes!

Also, these people do seem to be me, but I don't own any of the clothes on these!

Another point is that my own fashion sense isn't that great.

My favorite outfit is a pure black trench coat with tactical pants, sneakers, and a single-sided black-rimmed glasses to conceal the lion's eyes.

She even wanted to wear a yellow and purple trench coat and swagger around the academy, letting others see her superb sense of style.

Holy crap, is that super artsy, puppy-like guy in the picture really me?

Oh no, I've become a stand-in!

Then, not only their own pictures, but many female seniors also started sharing sweet "older woman-younger man romance" stories about a cute younger man named Li Ge. Li Ge glanced at them—

"puff!"

"Li Ge, what's wrong? Li Ge, please don't let anything happen to you, what will we eat if you die?" Valerie immediately supported Li Ge, who seemed to be about to faint.

Li Ge: "————"

He finally calmed down and saw Li Ge in the article say a brilliant line: "Get up, my love."

He's dying.

This website even has sections for sadomasochism, beautiful pictures, lifestyle logs, and dating games —

Li Ge:

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I want to report this! I'm going to report it to the principal! I'm going to report the principal!

Who else? Who came up with this bizarre and outlandish thing?!

Li Ge immediately glared at Yi Lian, and then saw her roommate shrink back and go off to cosplay as a headless knight.

Good! The treacherous minister has already shown himself!

Just you wait, I'm going to tell ten thousand elementary school students your contact information!

"Li Ge, do you believe me? I only posted a picture of myself cosplaying as you, do you believe me?" Yi Lian explained.

"You call this cosplay? No way!" Li Ge really wanted to raise his hands to the sky and have a real-life Street Fighter match to beat up his roommate!

"You can't beat me—" Yilian explained.