magic high school

Chapter 31: I really wish my roommate had stabbed me in the back with a knife.

Back at the training ground, Yilian was the first to covet the demonic weapon, and she picked up the gun and played with it intensely.

The Joker's appearance combines the structure and style of a revolver with a futuristic and stylish feel, making it very cool.

At the same time, this thing doesn't need bullets, or rather, spiritual energy is your bullet, making it extremely convenient to use.

Not to mention Yilian, even Xiaoye would occasionally glance at the gun.

Even Valerie, who came from the Middle Ages and had never seen a gun before, thought it was really cool.

Most importantly, when combined with Li Ge's Lion's Eye, this thing becomes a "X-ray vision + headshot" combo, which is absolutely devastating in low-level matches.

The only downside is that Li Ge only has 18 rounds of ammunition. Once he runs out, he needs to replenish his spiritual power. Otherwise, without spiritual power, he's just a large college student.

No matter how much Yi Lian loved it, she eventually returned the gun to Li Ge. He couldn't use it unless he impersonated Li Ge and replicated the Lion's Eye.

The two exchanged a knowing glance. Yi Lian threw an apple into the air, but Li Ge didn't even look at it. He turned his back and fired a shot.

"Bang!"

The apples turned into a shower of juice.

"cool!"

"Wow, when will I be able to have my own magical weapon..." Yilian said enviously.

"Save money slowly, or you can get a part-time job from the vice principal." Li Ge took the Joker, flicked it in his hand, and then put it in its holster.

Then Li Ge turned his head and saw Xiao Ye and Valerie, their faces covered in apple juice, looking at him with smug expressions.

"I'm so sorry, I'll definitely be more careful next time!"

Amidst the chaos, the group left the training ground and parted ways at the intersection of the dormitory area.

"There are still two weeks until the monthly exam, so prepare well," Xiaoye reminded her.

After exchanging greetings, the group parted ways, with Yilian and Lige returning to their dormitory together.

"Any news about the potions lately?" Li Ge asked Yi Lian, who was always well-informed.

"No, at least I haven't received any. But according to my investigation, there are actually problems with this thing behind the scenes. Some people might still be using it..." Yi Lian held her head in her hands, but her brows were furrowed. "It's strange, where did this thing come from?"

"Although the school is relatively open, things from outside are generally strictly inspected." Yi Lian continued to express his doubts. He also learned that several people had died because of the potion, which was a major incident and the school took it very seriously.

It's impossible that the potion came from inside the school, right?

Li Ge also frowned. In fact, he was also very curious about the labels of "meme contamination" and "immortality" on Senior Chang Gong.

I briefly mentioned it during a conversation with the vice principal: meme pollution, which can also be understood as "divine pollution," but I can't say more.

Even if you go to the library to check, they will only tell you that this is a kind of divine pollution, and there is no way to deal with it.

The two returned to their dormitory, and just as they arrived at the Blue Dormitory area, they happened to meet a very strange senior.

He was a filthy guy, covered in mud; it was hard to imagine that there would be such a slovenly person in the academy.

"Hey, Senior Tu!" Yi Lian greeted him happily, as if they recognized each other.

The senior student paused for a moment, saw Yi Lian, and suddenly realized what was going on. He looked at Li Ge, then at Yi Lian, and immediately showed a very puzzled and complicated expression.

Li Ge: "?"

No, the way you look at me makes me think I'm dying of terminal cancer. What's wrong?

"Is this your roommate?" asked the senior student. His voice was very hoarse, as if he was having difficulty speaking.

"yes."

"Don't hurt other people..."

"Senior, how could I possibly hurt my good brother?" Yi Lian put her hand on Li Ge's shoulder, showing a friendly buddy-buddy attitude, while the rustic senior's expression became even more complicated.

Li Ge: "..."

If you're not a buddy, just say what's on your mind. Stop with the riddles, okay? Riddlers, get out of the academy!

This was just a minor incident, and the senior student soon left the dormitory.

"What's wrong? What's that?"

"A senior I know, who's even a distant relative of mine," Yi Lian said, lying directly on the dormitory sofa, her whole body seemingly turning into liquid. "He's an earth elemental spirit, an elemental spirit like me."

"However, life is very inconvenient for earth elves. The school requires even non-human races to wear clothes, but no matter how clean his clothes are, they get dirty as soon as he puts them on, hahaha." Yilian laughed as well. "Unlike us morph elves, who can directly mimic and transform."

"By the way, even the places where the earth elementals stepped will leave mud and dust. His roommate is probably even more unlucky."

Yilian was talking non-stop about the embarrassing things his distant cousin did.

Li Ge also understood that the elemental spirits did not seem to adapt to human life as well as he had imagined. Perhaps the water elemental spirits and Yi Lian's variant spirits would be better, and the earth elemental spirits might be okay, at most just a little dirty and messy in the eyes of humans.

The fire elemental spirit is probably crying its eyes out in the bathroom.

Looking at Yilian, Li Ge might be thinking that there might be a group chat among the elemental spirits, where they would probably often complain.

However, why is the earth elemental spirit looking at me so strangely?

Li Ge looked at Yi Lian with some confusion, then silently returned to her room.

Although it was somewhat unethical, Li Ge still opened the library on his watch, intending to secretly check the information about the mutant sprites behind Yi Lian's back.

After all, it's always good to get to know your roommate better.

Soon, the contents came out, and there was only one book titled "Morph Sprite Genealogy".

Furthermore, this book requires 10 points to borrow, which is on par with high-level magic books. Magic books like "Teleportation" are free, but this one costs money.

However, Li Ge didn't lack points for the time being, so she reluctantly bought the right to borrow the book.

This book provides a very detailed introduction, starting from the time when the Morphling race separated from the Water Elemental race and became a separate race, and then detailing the evolutionary process of the Morphling race.

These are all normal, right?

Li Ge looked at the contents and then turned to the next page, "Morph Sprite Breeding Method".

Li Ge: "..."

Just treat it like reading a biology textbook.

Thinking this, Li Ge then clicked on this page.

The reason Morphlings broke away from the water elementals is that they have become a species that requires sexual reproduction.

Wait a minute, isn't Yilian supposed to be genderless? It's just a puddle of water, how can it reproduce sexually? Li Ge continued watching with these questions in mind.

In their juvenile stage, Morphlings are no different from Water Elementals, but as Morphlings approach maturity, they gradually become viscous and take on a shape somewhat similar to a slime.

At this time, the morph elves prepare for reproduction by engaging in a ritual called "duel," where the winner becomes male and the loser becomes female, bearing offspring for the winner.

Li Ge: "..."

Hiss... He gasped.

This ritual also applies to other races.

Li Ge: "..."

Good heavens, really good heavens...

He suddenly understood why that earth elemental senior was looking at him so... strangely.

Li Ge suddenly felt a little terrified.

I immediately closed the book, feeling like I'd lost my mind, and let out a long sigh.

He realized once again how utterly worthless his previous common sense was in this school: the long lifespan of elves, the berserk bloodline of orcs, the shape-shifting abilities of elemental spirits… and now there were these kinds of abilities…

The good news is that morph elves only go through this stage when they reach maturity, and right now, Ripple is clearly in its juvenile stage. Elemental life forms have extremely long lifespans, even to the point of being able to discuss lifespan with forest elves.

I think it should be fine...right?

Li Ge slowly typed out a question mark. He tentatively stepped out of the spell and saw Yi Lian still lying motionless on the sofa. He tentatively asked, "By the way, what kind of girl do you like?"

Most conversations between guys start with the XP system, then move on to games and Jianzheng, and then to why bread costs 50 marks...

So it's perfectly normal to start by asking about XP, right?

"Girl? I don't know, I don't have any particular feeling, I'll just have to see how it goes," Yi Lian said, seemingly nonchalantly.

Li Ge: "..."

What should I do if he panics even more?

As Yi Lian lay sprawled on the sofa, she silently turned into a question mark upon seeing Li Ge's reaction.