novelraw Chapter 865: The Collective Train Starts Up
Chapter 865: The Collective Train Starts Up
Di Jinxuan got caught in the crossfire innocently, initially a bit clueless, her eyes blinking in confusion before she silently shrank to the side, muttering, "What does this have to do with me?"
This whole screen of awkwardness, Nangong Ran immediately lengthened his face and changed the subject, "Holy crap, third bro, have you even considered how Dad and Mom feel? You can’t just do whatever makes you happy! You’re bringing a wife home, not marrying out; can’t you have a little backbone?"
Nangong Jin just shrugged his shoulders, still wearing his trademark rogue-ish grin, with a face that declared backbone was some kind of mythical thing he absolutely did not possess.
Nangong Ran was also drunk on incredulity, damn it, this flamboyant little hussy!
"Mom!" Nangong Ran couldn’t help but turn his head and shout at Li Hui, "Your son is going to be the bride now, he’s going to someone else’s house as a wife! Aren’t you going to sort him out quickly?"
Li Hui blinked and spoke earnestly, "When heaven wants to rain and a child wants to marry, nothing can stop them! Don’t worry, my boy, I’ll prepare your dowry in advance. If you can’t marry out, don’t come back."
Di Mingchen curled his lips, looking disdainfully at Nangong Jin, "I didn’t expect you to be so cheap."
Nangong Jin, with a face that screamed he couldn’t care less, arched an eyebrow, "I’m easy to support, three steamed buns and three cups of water a day do the trick. No need for 998, nor 888, just give me 188, take this handsome guy home, smooch me all you want, ready for action anytime."
Di Mingchen wore an expression full of disgust and chill, thinking this shameless boasting needed no preparation. Even the loose change on Nangong Jin would amount to more than 188, yet he had the gall to claim he was worth merely 188, pah.
Seeing Di Mingchen’s face full of disdain, Nangong Jin lifted his lip, his extravagant voice ringing out, "How about it, second young master? Feeling impulsive? Want to carry me on your back?"
Di Mingchen felt an instant chill and leapt away, "Scram, I’ve got no interest in you."
Di Mingjue teased with a wicked smile, "A young girl longing for love."
Everyone was fooling around, causing a round of riotous laughter.
Gu Qibao was laughing the hardest, almost falling to the floor, prompting Nangong Ran to ask, "Is it really that funny?"
"It’s hilarious!" Gu Qibao laughed hysterically.
Nangong Ran touched her forehead in horror, "This kid, she’s lost it."
Di Xiaxia also laughed, glancing at Di Mingzhe and said, "I don’t want you to carry me."
She understood his intentions, and that was enough, but now it seemed a bloody battle was about to unfold. How scary!
"You must be carried," Di Mingzhe said, glancing at her with no room for negotiation.
Di Xiaxia was left speechless. This damn thing!
Getting into an argument now, huh!
Oh, how tiring life was!
Di Xiaxia made a face of suffering; could she admit that being carried around all the time was actually quite uncomfortable?
Gu Qibao blinked adorably; man, big bro’s sudden craziness was on a whole other level of high-class.
Di Mingjue was actually joking. Gu Qibao was pregnant now, after all, and carrying her would be uncomfortable!
Who the hell carries their pregnant wife up a mountain for fun!
So, the Third Young Master Di said ’kindly’, "Baby, let’s not do the carrying thing, be careful with the belly."
After speaking, he tenderly stroked Gu Qibao’s belly.
Di Mingchen burst out laughing, damn, the third one’s ability to torture people silently was simply heaven-defying.
Bet the big brother was stifling internal injuries, right!
Di Mingzhe smiled faintly and said only one sentence, "Third brother, you have to sleep in separate rooms when she’s pregnant, right?"
Di Mingjue’s face instantly darkened, damn it, bringing up the one subject he shouldn’t!
Fang Hao and the others were shocked, holy cow, was this really Di Mingzhe?
The power of these invisible dirty jokes was off the charts!
Di Mingjue looked at Di Mingzhe with utter contempt, subtly shifting the focus of attack and said mockingly to Di Mingchen and Nangong Jin, "Don’t you feel that big bro is looking down on you guys?"
Di Mingchen blinked, and so did Nangong Jin; at first, they didn’t get it at all.
After it dawned on them, they immediately cursed.
Di Mingjue was showing off that his wife was pregnant. Di Mingzhe took pleasure in the misfortune that the third had to practice abstinence, and now Di Mingjue suggested Di Mingzhe disdained the two of them.