Chapter 662 - 663: This is Big Brother’s Gag
Chapter 662 - 663: This is Big Brother’s Gag
Di Jinxuan was truly about to cough up blood. Why were all the handsome and nice men someone else’s?
Why were they all her biological brothers? Her frustration was nearly tearing her apart.
Nangong Ran was also listening with envy, couldn’t help saying, "Damn, why are all the men in the Di Family so wonderful?"
"So, feeling a little jealous, huh? A little envious, huh?" Di Jinxuan immediately gloated, "Let me tell you, it’s not just the men in my family, the women are great too — my mom, my fourth sister, and me, aren’t we all awesome? Oh right, now we also have my sister-in-law! Nangong Ran, seriously, why don’t you consider my second brother? Come on, marry into the Di Family, I guarantee that you will be the next queen. How about it? Isn’t my second sister-in-law great?"
"I’m really so envious." Nangong Ran’s eyes sparkled, "But I have no feelings for your second brother."
"Who are you interested in then?" Di Jinxuan asked.
"No one." Nangong Ran answered.
"Ugh." Di Jinxuan rolled her eyes at her.
Gu Qibao giggled on the side, she was actually quite satisfied, since Di Mingjue also treated her very well, he may not have made breakfast for her, but he often served her breakfast, and helped her put on her shoes too.
True, she was always the one bossing him around, but ultimately he never argued back, and dutifully put the shoes on for her, didn’t he?
However, she was a bit envious, she never expected her eldest brother to be so considerate.
She couldn’t help exclaiming, "Eldest brother really is the ultimate boyfriend! I mean, really! Let me tell you, I used to always run away, and Duke’s attitude was, ’go ahead and run, if I can’t catch you, I lose!’ But eldest brother is even more hardcore, without a word of complaint, he went ahead and got the legal documents ready behind my back, so I had nowhere to run. But it’s actually really wonderful, isn’t it?"
Since Di Xiaxia has already fallen for her eldest brother, of course, she felt extremely blissful. If she hadn’t fallen for him already, well, his iron-handed style would really be unmatched!
It’s interesting how these brothers are so similar, their operational methods are strikingly alike, it feels quite melancholic, doesn’t it?
Di Xiaxia nodded vigorously, a bit embarrassed, but just like what Gu Qibao said, she was indeed quite excited.
Di Xiaxia couldn’t help but sigh, "Yeah, I never thought he would turn out to be such an older brother."
He silently got all the paperwork done without argument, that’s crazy!
His craziness is an understated type of madness, the kind that drives people mad.
Gu Qibao couldn’t help but laugh, glancing sidelong at Di Xiaxia, "I never thought you would be such a person, Sister Xiaxia, I heard it all when Duke was on the phone last night! The way your eldest brother was calling out was simply too exciting!"
Oh crap, Di Xiaxia turned beet red.
"What?" Nangong Ran and Di Jinxuan immediately became excited, "What noise? What noise?"
"The sound of... bed activities." Gu Qibao grinned, coughing a couple of times before blurting it out.
Nangong Ran widened her eyes in shock, "Eldest brother, calling... in bed?"
Unimaginable!
"No, it was a misunderstanding last night, nothing happened." Di Xiaxia hastily explained, her face flushing, "You guys, stop guessing wildly."
"Ahhhh." Nangong Ran laughed maliciously, "Sister Xiaxia, don’t be shy, come on, tell us, how did it start last night?"
"What do you mean ’how did it start’!" Di Xiaxia covered her face, "You guys are such brats, stop being so filthy."
"I know, I know." Di Jinxuan quickly chimed in, "It must have started like this, watch this!"
Then she imitated Di Mingzhe’s mannerisms, "Di Xiaxia, come here, let’s have a talk. Do you know how to kiss? No? Okay, big brother will teach you. Have you done ’it’ yet? No? That’s fine, big brother will teach you!!"
"Hahahaha." Gu Qibao laughed madly, clapping her hands in amusement, "This imitation is good, it’s really good, it captures eldest brother’s style perfectly, doesn’t it?"
Di Xiaxia couldn’t help but laugh, laughing so hard that her stomach hurt, this really was something her eldest brother would do.
Nangong Ran covered her face, "Oh Emma, I feel like eldest brother is so adorable, how can I not stan him!"
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