novelraw Chapter 1378: Who the Hell Wrote This?
Chapter 1378: Who the Hell Wrote This?
It’s mainly that ’ah’ sound, it’s just too funny.
Upon hearing the laughter of the others, Di Mingzhe shot them a killer glance.
The group immediately dared not laugh anymore, putting on a serious facade that made others want to burst out laughing.
The relatives and friends managed to hold it in, but the rest couldn’t.
Hearing some snickers, Nangong Jin turned his head and scolded solemnly, "Can everyone be serious, please? What’s so funny? Every man has to go through this. What’s there to laugh about? If anyone laughs again, I’ll pull out all their teeth."
After this reprimand, indeed, no one dared to laugh.
Di Mingzhe’s face was a picture of awkwardness as he continued to recite with a touch of deep feeling, "You are the wind, and I am the fool, you are the mung bean, and I am the turtle..."
As he got to this line, Di Mingzhe’s face turned red, damn, who wrote this? Stand out, I promise not to beat you to death.
This love talk is so teasingly spicy, there’s no match for it, Nangong Jin and the others are trying very hard to hold back, maintaining a serious demeanor.
Nangong Ran and Di Jinxuan actually wanted to laugh too, but felt it was too mean, so they had to hold it in, listening to Di Mingzhe recite sweet nothings that were particularly sleazy and funny.
"As high as the sky is, that’s how much I love you; as wide as the bed is, that’s how much I’m fond of you. Other men approach you to try to, ahem... get in bed with you, but I’m different. I’m fine with doing it on the balcony, sofa, kitchen, bathroom, living room floor...
Don’t think I have amazing stamina, it’s actually because I love you. Until death do us part, I will spare no effort, willing to sacrifice my head and shed my blood for you. Even if my body is hollowed out, I will have no fear.
Oh, I love you, like a mouse loves rice, if I don’t have you for a day, I will die, but death isn’t scary. What I’m afraid of is that after I’m gone, there will be no one to love you like I do..."
Hearing Di Mingzhe’s words from the video, Di Xiaxia sitting on the bed just couldn’t stop laughing, although she did so covertly.
Who the hell patched these lines together, Nangong Ran for sure, such smuttiness!
Di Xiaxia saw Di Mingzhe’s handsome face from the video, so awkward that it was almost unbearable to watch, but he still kept reading, and in a moment, she felt both moved and heartbroken.
"I want to marry you, cherish you, give you my whole life. After marriage, you can hit me, scold me, and I will never talk back. Heaven and Earth can be our witnesses, upholding the principle that you are always right. Even if you make a mistake, I will refer back to the first rule, so you remain in the right.
I only have one request, and that is please marry me. Devastate me, trample me, torture me, deplete me..."
Di Xiaxia felt she could barely continue watching, who in the world wrote this!
Having Di Mingzhe read such love talk is really a clash of visual and auditory senses, and it’s absolutely intense.
Meanwhile, the bridal entourage by his side mostly had red faces from holding back laughter, wanting but not daring to laugh, so they were in agony.
"Ah, my beautiful Xiaxia, come, punish me, use the whip and lash me as much as you’d like..."
Di Mingzhe, reading this line, had a face that was unbearably joyous. His expression was truly spectacular.
"Don’t be lenient, use more force, I am willing to let you whip me until I’m covered in wounds..."
Di Xiaxia was laughing madly, unable to hold back, saying, "Okay, enough, enough, stop reading."
If he kept reading, she felt like Di Mingzhe might just explode.
Actually, the reading was nearly finished anyway.
Obeying Di Xiaxia’s command, Gu Qibao, who was already laughing so hard that she couldn’t straighten up, nodded vigorously and said, "Alright, alright, big brother, you’ve passed the test."