Chapter 1081: How about we roll into bed together?
Chapter 1081: How about we roll into bed together?
"Yes, yes, yes, I’m the scum, wife, please calm down."
"Wife, wife, I was wrong, so wrong, honestly!"
"Holy crap, wife, that’s an antique, don’t be rash, put it down."
"Wife, that’s a famous calligraphy and painting, there’s only one..."
"Wife, you can’t hit with a golf club, that could kill someone."
"Wife... I was wrong, I’m kneeling, isn’t kneeling enough?"
"Really kneeling?" Di Jinxuan lifted her eyebrows while holding the golf club.
"Kneeling, really kneeling." Nangong Jin nodded solemnly, stepped forward to take the club from her hand, and with a face full of repentance, said, "I really was wrong, I shouldn’t have lied to you."
Di Jinxuan glared at him angrily, "Then kneel down!"
Nangong Jin’s expression was one of a person ready to correct his mistakes, swiftly tossing the golf club aside with a clean, neat, and dashing posture, looking as if he was about to kneel at any moment.
Di Jinxuan thought he really was going to kneel and was somewhat surprised.
But who knew this guy wouldn’t really kneel? Without any shame, he wrapped his arms around her, "Wife, a man can’t truly kneel, and if I did, it would only be to kneel before you in bed."
Di Jinxuan frowned, kneel in bed?
What does that mean?
Then it dawned on her, and her face instantly flushed a deep red, "Nangong Jin, you’re shameless, get out!"
After saying that, she fiercely pushed him away, almost exploding with anger, and pointed to the door, "Out, get out!"
Nangong Jin looked wronged, "Wife, this is my house, or shall we both ’get out’ to bed instead?"
Dammit, Di Jinxuan was nearly furious, forgetting in her haste that this was his house.
Finally, Di Jinxuan could only roar, "Then I’m leaving!"
"Don’t, wife, I’ll leave, I’ll leave, you stay here, I’ll go."
Nangong Jin hurriedly went to stop her.
"Get out of the way." Di Jinxuan kicked out, huffing, "Go back to sleep, and if you dare block me again, I’ll never speak to you again."
Nangong Jin had no choice but to dejectedly roll into bed, his face the picture of misery.
Di Jinxuan stormed out the door, slamming it shut with a bang.
And then...
The awkwardness set in.
At the door, Li Hui stood there, and so did Nangong Ran and Nangong Xiao.
"Um," Li Hui scratched her head, "I just came out to get a glass of water."
After saying that, Li Hui scurried off as if sliding on oil.
Di Jinxuan turned her gaze to Nangong Ran, who was holding Nangong Xiao, with Nangong Xiao clutching her little mischievous Chihuahua. Two humans, one dog, six pairs of eyes staring at her.
"Um," Nangong Ran hurriedly spoke up, "Xiaoxiao needed to pee, so I just brought her out for a moment."
"Right," Xiaoxiao nodded, "Fourth Sister, did you see anything?"
"I didn’t see anything," said Nangong Ran as he walked, holding Nangong Xiao, "It’s too dark, the lights in the hallway are off, I didn’t see anything, did you?"
"No, I didn’t see anything," Nangong Xiao tightened her hold on her little Chihuahua, "I think I might be deaf too."
"Yeah, I think I might be as well."
Di Jinxuan watched, speechless, as Nangong Ran and Nangong Xiao pretended to be blind and deaf, yet chatted away as they left the scene...
Di Jinxuan rubbed her forehead, truly feeling a headache coming on.
Although she was feeling a great headache, she couldn’t help but laugh, Nangong Jin, you idiot.
...
Nangong Jin lay in bed feeling incredibly gloomy; what they say about ’trying to steal a chicken only to lose the rice’ or ’losing the wife and the army,’ that was him.
Cough, but to be honest, he really did deceive Di Jinxuan, and now she knew about it, it was over, she definitely wouldn’t forgive him, right?
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