novelraw Chapter 180 The System Won't Sell Toilet Paper
Chapter 180 The System Won't Sell Toilet Paper
Chapter 180 The System Won't Sell Toilet Paper
Qin Feng thinks that the difference between adults and children is that they know how to solve troubles when they encounter troubles!
As a "reliable" young man who has been in the society for a long time, Qin Feng feels that he has no problem solving the problem of not bringing paper!
Think calmly!
There are five pits in one toilet!
In each pit, there is a probability of no paper. If there is 50.00% for each, and there is no paper in the pit, what is the probability that there is no paper in the remaining pits?
Well, Qin Feng couldn't figure it out! !
But this is not important. The question is, how can I get out smoothly and get the paper from other pits without being discovered by anyone on the way!
Just when Qin Feng was at a loss what to do.
In the pit next door, a voice that Qin Feng felt very familiar suddenly came from...
"Hey, who's there? Is there... Is there any paper? Express it to me!"
Qin Feng: ...
Isn't this voice the owner of the pavilion? ! ! !
Before, when Qin Feng and others broke into the martial arts hall, they met the owner of Zhou Zhou, so Qin Feng vaguely remembered the other party's voice.
By the way, why do you encounter this kind of situation without paper in your own martial arts gym?
In order not to lose "etiquette", Qin Feng could only respond awkwardly.
"What a coincidence, Master Zhou, you also forgot to bring the paper?"
As soon as Qin Feng finished speaking, even the air in the entire bathroom froze...
At this moment, Qin Feng and the head of the pavilion, Zhou, have embarrassment written on their faces, as long as they are individuals, they can see it.
Of course, no one was around here.
"Uh...cough cough, what a coincidence, little brother, ha...haha..."
Coincidentally, your sister! !
Hurry up and think of a way! !
The atmosphere between the two froze for the next time, and then the next-door pavilion master Zhou suddenly sighed and muttered to himself.
"This bathroom is actually used by my disciples at ordinary times. Today, you and I are fighting, and those disciples are all gathered in the main hall now... Cough cough, this is really a coincidence..."
You just say that no one will come to deliver the paper or it will be over! !
what to do! !Now how to do! !
and many more!
This may be an opportunity!
When Qin Feng first saw the owner in the main hall, he felt that he might be a big trouble because of his strength!
But now is a good opportunity!
As long as the first one clears out and then takes the opportunity to deal with the other party, isn't it a sure win?
And while Qin Feng was thinking wildly, the inner thoughts of the owner Zhou next door were surprisingly consistent with Qin Feng!
Master Zhou: This boy named Qin Feng has strong arms and a solid and stable lower body. I’m afraid there must be a famous teacher behind him to guide him, and he must have practiced martial arts for a long time!
Although I have roughly known the reason for this matter, and the fault lies entirely with my unsatisfactory son, my Zhou Family Martial Arts School cannot lose to outsiders because of this!
It's a matter of reputation!
As long as I'm the first to wipe it out, and then attack this kid directly...
The thoughts of the two immediately coincided with each other. At this time, the curator Zhou had already started to search for things that could replace paper, and at the same time asked Qin Feng who was next door.
"Hehe, does my little brother have something that can replace paper?"
"No, no, how could it be? If there were, I would have come out long ago!" Qin Feng replied while rummaging for replacement things.
"Oh, really?"
"Little brother, don't hide it. If there is one, you and I might as well use it together. After we go out, we can compete in a dignified manner!"
Master Zhou: Hmph, brat, don’t think I didn’t hear your voice!
"Haha, Master Zhou is worrying too much!"
"Master Zhou is the same. If there is something that can replace it, let the boy use it. I have long wanted to learn the master's tricks next week!"
Qin Feng: I believe you ghost!You old guy obviously didn't have any good ideas!
The two have their own ghosts.
Qin Feng fumbled for a long time, and suddenly remembered that he had a system, so it's not easy to get toilet paper?
So Qin Feng quickly opened the system page and searched for it in the mall. However, after searching for a long time, Qin Feng did not find that there was a toilet paper seller in the system mall...
But it is true.
In the novel, the systems are all gold fingers that sell some heaven-defying items. Which system will sell such ordinary things as toilet paper?
And the only thing that can replace toilet paper in the mall is the sterile gauze in the drug mall...
But expensive to die for...
It's just a butt rubbing, but it actually costs a thousand points...
This is equivalent to 10 yuan, and the gold-inlaid ones will not work...
And more importantly, this is a sterile gauze, after wiping it, will it be very spicy...
Qin Feng suddenly fell into a tangle.
As for the pit next door, the curator Zhou groped around for a long time, and finally took out a cheat book from his arms, and the cheat book had four large characters written on it: Zhou Chuanjian Manual.
As a result, Pavilion Master Zhou also fell into a tangle...
……
at the same time.
Beside a certain rockery in the martial arts hall, Yang Ping has fallen into a bitter fight...
"Heh, the successor of the Yang Family Martial Arts Academy, is that the only thing you can do!"
After the other man parried Yang Ping's attack, he directly stabbed the wooden knife in Yang Ping's stomach. The severe pain in the abdomen came, and Yang Ping immediately let out a "wow", clutching his stomach and falling to the ground.
Seeing this scene, the other man said calmly.
"It's so weak!"
"If I had a real sword in my hand, you would be dead by now. With such strength, you still dare to fight with our martial arts school. It is simply ridiculous!"
"Presumably several of your other companions have been eliminated by now, right?"
Clenching the wooden knife in his hand tightly, Yang Ping roared unwillingly, raised the knife again and swung it at the man, but was easily dodged by the man. Then he drew the wooden knife in his hand, and slapped Yang Ping directly on the face, again slapping Yang Ping. Smoke and lie.
"It's so noisy!"
"Since you want to sneak attack and counterattack, you must keep quiet. Didn't your martial arts school even tell you this basic common sense?"
"It's no wonder that it has always been inferior to our martial arts school. If the successors of the martial arts school are of this level, I am afraid that others will not be much better."
Facing the man's ridicule, Yang Ping clenched the wooden knife in his hand, without saying a word.
Some things really require talent.
Just like Yang Ping used to, no matter how hard he tried, he could never catch up with the other brothers in the martial arts school.
Therefore, Yang Ping has always held a negative attitude towards martial arts.
It's just that today might be a little different...
Slowly getting up, Yang Ping staggered to the other side again.
Facing Yang Ping, the man on the other side sneered, then swung the wooden knife and slashed at him again.
"Clap" sound.
The opponent's wooden knife slashed on Yang Ping's body firmly, but this time, Yang Ping resisted forcefully.
Holding the opponent's wooden knife, Yang Ping roared again, and slashed at the bamboo knot on the opponent's chest.
At the critical moment, the man on the opposite side directly chose to abandon the knife and raised his fist.
Suddenly, there was a dull sound, and the bamboo joints on the chests of both sides broke at the same time. Immediately, the man on the opposite side fainted immediately.
Yang Ping, on the other hand, looked at the broken wooden knife in his hand and murmured.
"This time, I shouldn't be ashamed..."
As soon as the words fell, Yang Ping also fell to the ground.
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(End of this chapter)