Chapter 205
Chapter 205
Xu woke up uncomfortable, crushing the boulder in his arms again, feeling pain in his head that the racial attribute of this body was pit spirit.
What the hell has to hold something to sleep!
He really wanted to refuse to accept it, but instead of going down to sleep with something in his arms, he refused to fight the mission with a group of meaningless creatures. Sleeping was just a headache and a bad mood. If he went to face the group of creatures that he couldn't bear, he would think Destroy this plane.
Don't know what happened to that guy!
Xu, who has always been (threats, crossed out) all the planes and has been praised all the time, really doesn't understand Chaos' hobby.
Like him, before entering the plane, make "friendly" contact with the plane, how many praises you won't get...
She likes to use it this way!
You know, in fact, the plane is the most changeable existence, the most able to judge the situation, she is so soft, isn't it just telling the plane to come and bully her?
However, all the behaviors of the spirits in the infancy and childhood stages are subconscious choices, because this way is the most suitable way for their evolution and growth. Xu just didn't expect that the way of evolution and growth of Little Chaos would be like this...
Well, ordinary or alternative?
A top-level rare rule, the most suitable growth method is the same as those low-level inconspicuous rules?
Do tasks in one plane and one qualification?
Anyway, from Xu's point of view, this way of growth and evolution is very indescribable.
It's just that each rule evolves in a different direction, and he has no right to doubt that.
In his heart, Xu had to admit that this was indeed a way of growing up that suited that guy's attributes.
Sleeping until impatient, Xu rubbed his head, and decided not to sleep anymore, to see what Chaos was doing.
As soon as you go out, the stars and the Milky Way are hanging, and you can see the cleaned up super large square, a huge sky-high bonfire, and there are many scattered small fires around it, which seems to be a celebration.
The ground was shaking non-stop, and the source was the group of fat mountain-like giant dragons in the center of the square not far away, led by her celestial demon pet, lying in rows in rows.
Well, to be more literary, it is dancing, a traditional dance of the dragon clan expressing gratitude.
The dancing posture is nothing more than three steps to the left, shaking the head and tail, three steps to the right, shaking the head and tail, and then three steps back and forth, shaking the head and tail and roaring towards the sky.
This uniform dance step is indeed very suitable for this kind of festive atmosphere, that is, the squinted eyes of the fat man, the way of wagging his hips and stamping his feet in satisfaction, not to mention how cheap and stupid, it is too happy.
Xu could tell at a glance that this group of fat guys had been raised so well by Chaos, it seemed, uh...evolved?
Turning his gaze, he saw the little chaos he was looking for in a conspicuous place of the big bonfire without hindrance.
Accompanied by two human cubs clapping happily on the left and right, Little Chaos was looking up at the group of fat dragons dancing stupid dances, with his eyes empty.
Standing behind her was a butler with a similar expression to her, who seemed to be constantly calculating and muttering something.
Surrounded by the atmosphere driven by the giant dragon, there are many creatures who are constantly shouting.
Among a group of happy creatures, her strange state stood out, and she was quite happy.
He is quite familiar with this kind of dull eyes that can't find the focus.
When she was a human being, when she couldn't find the direction to do things and was lost, there would always be a period of stagnant and confused thinking, but she would carry it by herself.
Xu put on a smile unconsciously, and strolled towards her.
Lin Lan quickly spotted Xu, changed her empty expression, and waved to him with a smile.
Because of the aura, all the creatures present subconsciously gave way to Xu, and Xu easily walked to Lin Lan's side: "What are you doing?"
Lin Lan was instantly frustrated: "Look at the dance..."
What else can I do...
But when the market came, Lin Lan was happy again: "I almost cheated of food from other countries, and I was holding a celebration ball, so you woke up just in time!"
The dance held to cheat the king and nobles for food was a success, and it was still very successful!
Whether it was a speeding car or those high-tech magic devices, all of them were auctioned off at prices that satisfied the Witch City.
The happiest of them is the dwarves. According to the ratio, the commission they can get is enough to make all other members of the Witch City envious.
Then, Snow White and Cinderella had a great time, and they received the most gifts in the whole cheating banquet...
Lin Lan and Butler Lin Guangda were also very happy.
The potion of youth launched by her in charge has received a huge response!
Even though she said that there will definitely be goods and she will never increase the price, the orders are very hot. Those queens simply don't think food is food, and they sell ten or twenty bottles. Lin Lan said she likes it the most.
The materials and methods of this potion are very simple, but the location is a bit harsh.
The perfect attribute, the lowest price type, can only be made next to the magic water pool under the cellar of the devil's castle.
Cinderella can make a barrel by himself, and one mouthful has enough medicinal effect, so it is no problem to divide hundreds of bottles.
It's just pure profit.
After making a lot of money, everyone was happy, and the first bonfire celebration in Witch City began.
In this way, the happiest dragons became the dragons, because Lin Lan and Lin Guang fulfilled their promise to let them eat until they are full tonight.
The giant dragons, who were so excited that they didn't know why, started singing, dancing and eating like crazy.
Lin Lan and Lin Guang also dared to speak this way because they expected enough. In a dance party, they basically returned the granaries of various countries. It is absolutely no problem for them to indulge.
In addition, all countries like Witch City have ordered a large amount of fertilizer and various new types of seeds, and are going to go back to increase productivity.
With the latest and highest technology in the Witch City, as long as it maintains the highest level, it can afford to raise another batch of giant dragons.
Lin Lan and Lin Guang were very happy to see everyone, and they had a great sense of integration and had fun together, but how could the plane make them so relaxed.
Extreme joy begets sorrow...
No, the happy thing happened.
dragons...
After eating...
collective……
evolution……
evolution evolution...
Evolved Evolved Evolved...
Lin Lan and Lin Guang: ...
Ha ha……
Indifferent face: By the way, they were so excited that they took all the existing food in Maiden City, including the first batch of food collected after the banquet, which was ready to be put in the warehouse...
It's all cleared up.
In other words, the Witch City, which had just become rich, was poor again by this group of giant dragons who had evolved a level, and returned to the familiar starting line of poverty and foodlessness.
If, um, if this group of giant dragons hadn't told Lin Lan that after they evolved, they would only need to eat about [-] times their normal meal size once a month. Became the meat butler Lin Guang.
It seems that food is saved.
but……
Nima, a group of giant dragons suddenly began to match men and women, and told Lin Lan, the boss, that they were going to get married and have baby dragons, and they were going to be parents.
The Dragon Clan in Witch City will also be imported.
Shocked, they didn't notice the black faces of Lin Lan and Lin Guang at all.
Lin Lan: ...It's endless, she was really just talking just now...a nasty plane.
Lin Guang: Master, we really should kill them and eat them!
But Lin Guang could only think about it, if he dared to move, the lightning would strike from his head immediately.
Thus, there was the scene that Xu woke up to see.
"Do you want to eat?" Lin Lan took the large plate with a diameter of one meter from Lin Guang, forked out a large piece of meat from the plate full of food, and held it in front of Xu, waiting for him to take over.
Grandpa has always been very lazy. Lin Lan's impression was that he would not think of eating until he was about to faint from hunger. Even if he ate, it would be the easiest compressed food, which was super simple and effortless.
In the past, after she came out of the orphanage, she once thought that the outside world only had these foods...
Ruins: ...
Look, just now I still looked tangled and troubled, and I was willing to eat all of a sudden.
He wanted to say that with the structure of his body, he could live for a long time without eating.
However, under Lin Lan's persistent and expectant eyes, he still took it subconsciously and gnawed casually.
It's okay to eat when you're bored.
"Very troubled? Have a problem?"
The members of the Witch City who were originally surrounding Lin Lan all consciously and respectfully stayed away after the market appeared. Compared with the Witch, this Majesty is truly terrifying and difficult to get along with.
At the beginning, there was a demon king among the demon clans who came to provoke him, and his Majesty the demon king directly transformed the demon king who seemed not to be trifled with.
It was the kind that directly disintegrated the demon clamoring to occupy the entire witch city as soon as it reached out, leaving no dust behind.
Therefore, the members of the Witch City have absolute fear of him.
Lin Lan also seemed to be venting, forking her own rice bowl, and started eating with big mouthfuls. Hearing Xu's question, she subconsciously shook her head...
It was only then that Xu realized that Xu was no longer the old grandfather. Although the old grandfather taught her to be patient, he never punished her softly.
She waited until the problem could not be solved before looking for him.
"Pfft..." Under Xu's strange eyes, Lin Lan spontaneously laughed: "Well... a bit, it's not a big trouble, but I just think this plane is really interesting."
interesting……
Xu felt that there was still something wrong with the baby's forehead.
Where is the fun!
"This plane seems to be very stubborn." Lin Lan thought about it carefully, and said what she felt: "Luck seems to be concentrated on a group of people, no matter how strong or weak they are, they only favor those who are kind and have no principles ..."
Trying hard not to have a prejudiced tone in my words: "The king is obviously the most protective group of people in this plane, but after doing something wrong, the plane will not let me hurt his life, but also allow me to let him get what he deserves. punish."
Just like Snow White's father, Lin Lan cursed that there was no pressure at all.
It's not at all like Lin Guang's irascibility when he immediately set off lightning strikes when he wanted to deceive people.
"This plane seems to be promoting truth, goodness and beauty like creatures all the time, but unfortunately... well, although the effect is not very good."
You can tell from the attributes of creatures on this plane: "Although the plane has tried hard to make all creatures have this quality, the dragon is powerful, but it is only a vegetarian and eats a lot."
"The demons are domineering, but they are masters of sleep. They like to play tricks on humans. Witches are even more strange. They clearly have terrible abilities, but they only like to help the weak and yearn for love..."
Originally, she was a very powerful witch. Even at the last moment, she never thought of cursing the person who hurt her two daughters.
It's weird and unreasonable, but Lin Lan admires the kind of rules that the plane wants.
"It's so strange...it's simply impossible!"
Just after finishing speaking, there was a terrible thunder in the sky, which shook the entire continent. Anyway, all the creatures in the Witch City were scared to the ground by this blow.
Lin Lan was the only one standing, looking at the sky in silence.
It is impossible to talk about it.
After rolling his eyes: "Thank you!"
This thank you, Lin Lan said to Xu in front of him.
Because at the moment of thunder, the former grandpa still remembered and helped her cover her ears.
When she was a child, when she was just adopted, she was indeed afraid of thunder.
At that time, the old man would use his gloved hands to cover her ears in time.
effect……
very effective.
After the first time, she was no longer afraid.
However, whenever the old man thundered, he would still cover her for a while to make sure that she was really not afraid before continuing to do his work.
Lin Lan thought that after so long, grandpa had forgotten about it.
Ruins: ...
It is both emotional and contemptuous of myself for being able to remember such a boring thing, and also surprised by the chaotic changes in front of my eyes.
In his eyes, Lin Lan was actually a child (soul state) who didn't reach his chest, but it was just a habitual movement of covering her ears, which made her grow directly to the highest boundary of childhood...
All of a sudden it grew to almost reach his shoulders.
Lin Lan, who was possessed by the witch, didn't know what happened to her, so she didn't understand, so she looked at Xu with a ghostly look: "Master...Xu, what's wrong?"
Xu took a deep breath, and sighed heavily: "It's nothing, it's just lamenting... evil fate."
What the hell is Nie Yuan?
"Are you still afraid of thunder?" Xu let go of his hand, took back the fork that he had casually thrown back on the large plate in her hand to help Lin Lan cover her ears, forked a large piece of mushroom-like food that caught her eye, and continued to eat boringly : "Just now you were scared."
The whole body is stiff.
Lin Lan murmured dissatisfied: "Anyone who comes so suddenly will be frightened!"
Xu didn't speak, just gnawed on the mushroom and looked at him.
Indeed, ordinary people would definitely be terrified if they were so frightened.
But for spirits, what they hear and see are actually formulaic rules. This kind of thunder, even if it carries the threat of the plane, is not good for the spirit of chaos who controls rare rules. Should be scared.
Lin Lan blushed in a rare way: "Don't be afraid... just like what you said at the beginning, there is no need to be afraid of this kind of sound that can't possibly threaten you."
Seriously looking at Xu: "I think, actually, I shouldn't be afraid of thunder. What I'm really afraid of is that even if I'm afraid, there's no one by my side..."
Unsurprisingly, Lin Lan saw the ghostly expression on Xu's face, and smiled happily: "Really, I remember, since you helped me cover my ears once, I am not afraid anymore. Because I still have you, Grandpa! Ah...it hurts!"
Xu couldn't bear to give Lin Lan an idea: "What do you call me?"
Lin Lan was aggrieved: "Xu...can't you continue to be called Grandpa?"
Think again, but compared to the moment just now, this is more like head-to-head killing.
"No!" Xu was very ruthless, but his words were full of helplessness: "Chaos is called Grandpa Xu, are you here to make a joke? Change it for me!"
Lin Lan: ... so fierce!
"There is no such relationship as blood relatives between spirits! The most common thing is partnership!"
Lin Lan immediately retorted: "Who said it, who made it, I have a father, an older brother, and a senior brother..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Xu solemnly, asking with scrutiny: "What stupid thing are you doing!"
Lin Lan was stuck and a little weak.
Xu put it bluntly: "When you were in the plane, did you foolishly give recognition and blessing to ordinary creatures?"
Lin Lan: ...
Speechless.
"Voluntary? Compassionate?"
Lin Lan lowered her head and said nothing.
"There are some stupid ones too!"
Keep bowing your head.
"Don't you know that as a spirit of rules, you must be cautious before sending blessings and acknowledgments? The relationship between spirits is fine. After all, creatures who master the rules at the same time, but for ordinary creatures, what will the recognition of the rules bring..."
"No, you represent Chaos, your blessings and acknowledgments... Hehe... You can also directly cross the boundaries of the planes! You are playing tricks! Is it fun?"
Lin Lan, who no longer dared to raise her head: ...
"Tell me, how many times have you been stupid, is it enough to form an army?"
Completely gone...
"No... Except for the three beings who blissfully blessed before awakening, the rest of them are all thoughtful. Their character and ability are enough to win my recognition and blessing."
"Oh?" The second sound, Hinata's voice, was pitched up, fully showing Xu's suspicion and distrust.
"It's true. The spirits I have given blessings to are all very principled spirits, I promise."
The swearing guarantee did not reassure Xu, but only made him feel more headache.
This is not a question of guarantee or not guarantee at all!
"Oh..." Xu decided not to pursue the matter any longer. Pursuing blame has no meaning now that it has become a fact: "Promise me, from now on, you are not allowed to give your blessings to ordinary creatures, especially those in the plane. human beings!"
Lin Lan nodded sharply: "It's been a long time since I sent blessings to humans...since...was rejected."
"Reject?" Xu asked how to follow Lin Lan's words... No, just ask, this guy doesn't need such a profound behavior, as long as she trusts her, she will never hide it: "There is a creature who refuses! "
"Hmm..." Lin Lan thought of Niudan again, the younger brother who only wanted to reincarnate: "Did I do something wrong?"
Because of my emotional preferences, I changed the rules of life that belonged to them without authorization.
Xu watched in horror again, the spirit in the body in front of him, because of the sudden depression, the already grown soul body began to show signs of degenerating back to a younger age!
He was so frightened that he directly disassembled the fork in his hand and wiped it out.
Hello!
What the hell are you doing idiot!
But this special evolutionary moment, when she herself didn't understand why, she absolutely couldn't explain it clearly.
The control of rules belongs to the behavior of the id. In the process of self-evolution or degradation of other rules, other rules forcibly (expressly and forcefully) interfere, and the consequences can be large or small.
If you are not careful, you will completely cut off the opponent's evolutionary path! !
The adult spirit is okay, regaining confidence, and can mutate and save itself after being enlightened again, but the juvenile spirit...
The rules are lax, and it is possible to start all over again!
That is a crime!
So what Xu hated the most was taking care of children.
"When I covered your ears just now, what were you thinking!"
Lin Lan, who was suddenly pessimistic, immediately came back to her senses, with a smile on her face: "I was thinking, I still have...Xu, Baba, and Brother Hou! I am very happy to have you here!"
Xu, who breathed a sigh of relief, was almost scared to death by the baby Xiong, but said, "What did you want to call me just now?"
"Grandpa...it hurts! Got it, Xu..."
But grandpa is still the grandpa at that time.
She was no longer the Xiao Lin Lan who always wanted to rely on him.
It's time for her to take good care of her...
Well, it seems that he doesn't need Xu at all, but it doesn't matter, Xu is her respected spirit.
"This plane is really... don't you want me to turn the whole plane into a farm and farm! Then let all the creatures eat and eat non-stop!"
Taking a closer look at Lin Lan's soul body, it seemed that it had completely stabilized, so Xu felt relieved in his heart, and responded casually, "Probably."
Lin Lan: ...
Grandpa, no, Xu said roughly, but actually meant affirmatively.
He didn't say it clearly, but he actually disliked trouble.
"Why..." Lin Lan couldn't figure it out, how could there be such a willful plane: "When will this plane get together the merits and luck of the upgrade, is it just playing?"
Xu scratched Lin Lan's head like itching, "Have you read fairy tales?"
"Yes, the three little pigs." Lin Lan answered very directly and positively!
What he got in return was Xu's brains, um, the merciless kind!
"pain!"
Xu sneered: "How old are you, are you still dissatisfied with the things you did when you were young?"
Lin Lan was puzzled: "What are you dissatisfied with? What does this have to do with the fairy tale Three Little Pigs?"
I was speechless for a while.
Can he say that he is short of breath?
At the beginning, in order to cope with the task, he told a sleeping fairy tale for five years in a row, as a reward for her serious study and laying the foundation, until she left her childhood and no longer needed fairy tales, she didn't change it.
In the beginning, he did it on purpose. Whoever made this stupid and dull guy would just silently accept that it was just a fairy tale, even though he obviously disliked it, this stupid guy seemed to get the best Reward, the eyes are bright, and the smile is very silly.
He was just waiting for her to give her opinions or dislike, and he could take advantage of the trend to directly play the recording to her to listen to more stories.
But this guy is like a fool, and has never made any comments on this fairy tale.
Of course, as the spirit of the ruins, how could he cultivate a white lotus that is enraged?
"So you know, Xu, it's too much to tell me the same fairy tale for five consecutive years!"
Ruins: ...
"Heh... who told you to be stupid, if you don't comment, maybe I will change it if you say so."
Lin Lan puffed up her face: "Cheating, it's not the color of the clothes, you don't need to spend your time, you can change it by visiting an outlet, I'm sure, if I give my opinion, you will never read me a story again!"
"Why not, read stories to adopted children, but the adoption regulations clearly stipulate what guardians must do."
"Well, yes, but it is also possible to play the recording... I saw that the fairy tales you hid in the hard drive have been recorded!" Lin Lan was disgusted and said with emotion: "But I only found out after you passed away. , At that time, I didn’t know, and I didn’t have the extra thought to think about it. At that time, you asked me to learn too many things every day. When I lay down in bed, I was so sleepy that I couldn’t open my eyes at all. I just thought I could listen to you The voice fell asleep, very happy, just remember thinking, it’s great that someone is willing to read a story just for me. As for what story you are telling, I don’t care at all.”
Ruins: ...
So, I hate bringing children the most!
Obviously not smart, but relying on natural intuition and instinct, it always makes people soft-hearted.
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