novelraw Chapter 12 You! You betrayed our faith in lolis!
Chapter 12 You! You betrayed our faith in lolis!
The little incident passed quickly, and soon the love guru, Shoko Fongkawa, stood before everyone.
"Let's welcome Ms. Fengchuan Xiangzi to give us some guidance on love."
*Clap clap clap clap clap!*
The applause was enthusiastic, and everyone was in high spirits. Compared to their usual listless attitude in class, they were now as excited as if they had been injected with adrenaline.
"OK, OK, friends, stop filming. I'm so tired of this slapping sound, it makes me really angry."
The slapping sounds stopped immediately, but Fengchuan Xiangzi noticed that everyone who had stopped had a strange smile on their face.
She frowned, guessing that the situation was not simple, but she didn't know where the problem was, so she could only lower her head and try to recall carefully.
Upon reflection, she knew where the problem lay. She quickly looked up, her face flushed, and angrily cursed:
"A bunch of shameless bastards! What's going on in your heads?!"
"Hahahaha..."
The group looked at each other, and seeing that everyone seemed to be thinking of something quite wholesome, they could only laugh awkwardly.
"Hmph!" Shoko Crazy Cross crossed her arms and sneered, "I've heard that only virgins are best suited to write romance novels, because only virgins who haven't tasted the sweetness of life have the richest imaginations. Now it seems that's true. I see that the imaginations of you lewd guys have become so rich that even those directors of adult films in Japan would have to respectfully call you seniors."
"Hahahaha..." Everyone could only continue to laugh awkwardly.
To be fair, it wasn't that scarce. Objectively speaking, it should at least have reached the point where they had to kowtow and become apprentices.
"Alright, you bunch of perverts, stop laughing and listen to me!"
Everyone quickly sat up straight, behaving like a group of elementary school students.
"Love, in essence, is a process in which a man and a woman give and receive emotional value from each other."
"Wait a minute, teacher! I have a question!" Yan Yiyan, who was sitting in the back row, raised her hand high, her cheeks flushed.
"What? You interrupted me after I just said one sentence..." Fengchuan Xiangzi complained, but seeing that it was Yan Yiyan who asked the question, not one of those lewd idiots, he nodded, "Go ahead and ask."
"Um... um..." Yan Yiyan grinned, squinted her eyes, and smiled sweetly and shyly, carefully uttering, "No... can it be... not a man and a woman?"
"Well?"
"Huh? What's wrong?" Yan Yiyan looked a little embarrassed when she saw a bunch of people turning around to look at her.
Fengchuan Xiangzi smiled and said, "Yanbao, when people look at you like that, it's usually not that they have a problem, but that you have a problem."
"Yes! I have a question, and it's the one I just mentioned! Can it be one boy and one girl instead?" The girl's eyes sparkled, clearly very concerned about the question.
Shoko Kaede could only wave her hand: "I'm sorry, I don't have much experience in this area. You'll have to ask someone else."
"Oh, right! Teacher, I have a question too!" Before Yan Yiyan could even sit down, Niu Zibin raised his hand again.
Shoko Fongkawa frowned:
"Speak quickly! Don't waste everyone's time."
"I definitely won't waste everyone's time, because this is a question everyone is interested in." Niu Zibin glanced at everyone, chuckled, and looked at Teacher Xiangzi, "Teacher, since you don't have much experience in areas that aren't between a man and a woman, are you very experienced in areas that involve a man and a woman?"
"Of course, otherwise I wouldn't be standing here, would I?"
Niu Zibin raised an eyebrow and smiled: "Then here's my question: Teacher, just how experienced are you? Could you elaborate?"
"Oh oh oh oh..." The group, eager to learn more about this question, exclaimed excitedly.
Fengchuan Xiangzi glanced at someone in the crowd, and seeing that he wasn't looking at her but just joining in the commotion, she smiled slightly and shook her head.
"Mystery is part of a girl's charm; how can you just casually reveal your dating history?"
"Tch..." Everyone shook their heads.
What a non-stick pan! So disappointing!
Seeing everyone sigh, Fengchuan Xiangzi frowned, and an idea came to him:
"Alright, I'll tell you a little bit anyway."
"Huh? What is it?" Upon hearing this, everyone perked up their ears again.
The girl narrowed her eyes slightly, glanced at someone in the crowd, her lips curled up, revealing her canine teeth, and she gave a devilish smile. Her provocative voice became even softer and sweeter:
"Your vice president played a significant role in their dating history~"
"Eh?!"
Chen Chen was sitting down below when a pot fell from the sky.
Before he could even deny it, the other members glared at him as if they wanted to devour him.
"Vice President, how could you do this! You're not saying anything? Do you still consider us your brothers?"
"By the way! Doesn't the vice president always go to and from school with his long-legged childhood friend? He's got his cake and eat it too, and now he wants to date a little girl too?"
"Ugh, how could this be! The vice president is actually a popular person? We were fooled by the vice president?"
Amidst the cacophony of complaints, Chen Chen finally managed to seize a moment and speak up:
"I didn't..."
"Yeeeeart! Vice President, how could you do this?" A masked boy wearing a black face mask rushed up to him, shook his hand, and gripped his hands tightly. "Vice President! Oh, right, Vice President, you might have forgotten who I am..."
As he spoke, he took off his mask, revealing a weathered, square face that made him look like a mature, middle-aged man.
"Domo! I'm Ninja-san! The loli promotional photos for the anime club were actually cute! So I joined!"
"Uh, Domo, Ninja-san, Vice President Desu! What are you trying to say?" Chen Chen asked awkwardly.
"What I want to say is..." Ninja-san faced Chen Chen, head bowed, "Vice President, you have truly disappointed me!"
The crowd immediately chimed in:
"Yeah! It's clearly a..."
"Lolicon!"
"what?"
Everyone was stunned.
The ninja, who had been keeping his eyes down, suddenly raised his head, his bright eyes brimming with tears of sorrow, but his words were restrained and profound:
"Vice President, you're clearly a lolicon! Why... why are you with...?"
As he spoke, he sniffled, his lips twitching slightly. Unable to maintain his composure any longer, he abruptly pointed at Fengchuan Xiangzi:
"He'll have an affair with this menopausal old woman!"
After saying that, he suddenly knelt down on the ground with a thud, opened his mouth wide, clenched his hands, and howled to the sky:
"Aieeeeee!!! This is too painful! Too painful! Why does such a painful thing exist in this world! I still can't believe it, the vice president who used to talk to me all night about which material of loli pantyhose is the best, has somehow gotten into a relationship with an old lady! Arrrgh!!! Traitor! You traitor who's all lovey-dovey with an old lady! You! You've betrayed our loli faith!"