[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Chapter 112

The final result is that we temporarily disguised ourselves and went into the city, temporarily lurking for a while, to figure out why the King of France was so malicious towards the monks, to see if we could resolve it, and then to make plans.

The clothes Bai Jingjing bought all fit well. The only thing I don't know if it was intentional or not is that among the six sets of wigs, one wig has curly hair.

I and a few others Wu tacitly left that top to Brother Monkey.

Brother Hou didn't pay attention to it at first, but Bai Jingjing smiled a little too prettily, and then his hand towards the wig slowed down.

I have never worn a wig in modern times, and I can't tell the difference between this French wig and a wig made by modern technology. The only thing that worries me is that I am worried that this wig will be in good condition or fall off during operation.At this time, looking at the headscarf Bai Jingjing bought, she knew its usefulness.

Double insurance thing.

I haven't worn ordinary clothes for a long time, and the style of destroying France is different from that of Tang Dynasty, so it took me some time to change.

As a result, when everyone changed to a similar one, Brother Hou was still staring at the curly hair wig.

"Wukong." I urged.

Brother Hou was lucky, and after a while, he finally said, "Master, I found out that the people in France are a little different from the people in other places."

I nodded, maybe because the closer I got to Tianzhu, the further west I went, the appearance of people could be clearly seen to be different from Datang, but what I didn't understand was what Brother Hou meant by this.

"So, I think it's better to go to the countryside and do as the Romans do." Brother Monkey nodded after finishing speaking, and let out a sigh of relief when we didn't know why.

A gust of hot air hit, and when the heat dissipated, Zhu Bajie hopped his feet first, "Brother Monkey! You are not authentic, it's fine if you have curly hair, why did you turn us into curly hair?!"

It turned out that Brother Hou blew a sigh of relief, and all the good wigs we wore on our heads were all curled up.Bai Jingjing was the worst. Although she was originally a skeleton, her hair looked very real. As a result, although the overall shape of Meimei's bun has not changed, it looks a little more exotic.

I think it's pretty good-looking too, but judging from the indescribable expressions of the other Satoru, I'm probably a heretic.

"Idiot, what do you know?!" Brother Hou scolded, but his expression looked very satisfied, "Don't use your brain to think about it, why didn't the king who destroyed France kill monks, how could he not expect monks to go there?" Buying a wig to get away? Most people here have wavy hair, if you wear straight hair, isn’t it just telling people that you have a problem?”

"I don't believe that all people in this country have straight hair." Zhu Bajie said unconvinced.

"Yeah, but their straight hair is real. The inspector will know that it is definitely not a monk's outfit when he touches it. The question is, can you withstand the inspection?" Zhou Quan, if Master is found out because of this, it will be a serious crime."

Bai Jingjing had a constipated face, but she also swallowed her anger and agreed, "Elder brother is right, it's because I didn't think carefully."

Brother Hou put on the wig and changed his clothes.

We looked at each other, felt that we were all dressed up, put our turbans around our heads again, and prepared to enter the city.

"Wait a minute." Brother Hou said again, looking at Bai Jingjing, but he was speaking to me, "Master, we entered the city this time under the guise of passing merchants. It’s not a problem for a handful to transform into horses. The problem is, it’s okay for us a group of big men to go on the road, but if there is an extra little lady among them, it will look a little outrageous.”

Looking at Bai Jingjing's expression, I think she has already regretted teasing Brother Monkey with a curly wig at the beginning, but in the end she let this vengeful monkey take revenge again.

"I can pretend to be... madam." Bai Jingjing struggled a bit.

"Whose wife?" Brother Monkey sneered.

Bai Jingjing shivered, "Then what about the daughter who was taken out of the sect?"

"No brains, an unmarried daughter goes out to eat and live with a few men, do you want a reputation? Who would cheat her like this!" Brother Monkey refuted it back.

"Maidmaid, please be the main maid." Bai Jingjing looked at me with grievances in her voice, begging, "Master, take a woman with you on the road, so no one will suspect that you are monks."

"Wukong—" I looked at Brother Hou, reminding him that enough is enough.

"I won't doubt it, but it will make others think that we are not serious people." Brother Hou looked at Bai Jingjing lazily, "However, since Master has spoken, then you should be a maid."

Bai Jingjing achieved a triple jump in identity, but it was a pity that she jumped down.

We continued walking, Brother Monkey shook his head as he walked, "I originally wanted you to be a sworn sister to do business together, but since you want to be a maid, Lao Sun always likes to be perfect, so I will accept you. "

If eyes could kill a person, I think Brother Hou would have been wiped out by Bai Jingjing's eyes long ago.

Soon, we arrived and saw a city standing in the distance.Just looking at that city, I knew why Bai Jingjing said that the king here is a wise king, even if he killed the monks and the Dharma.

The city was full of joy and auspicious light, and a non-wise monarch could not bring such a scene.

The check at the gate of the city was not rigorous, and we were not the only ones entering the city.In fact, this place is very popular and there are a lot of caravans coming and going. The soldiers defending the city and inspecting the city are only conducting simple interrogations——

"Where did it come from?"

"Eastern Land Great Tang."

"That's far away."

"Traveling merchants, if you don't go far, how can you do business?" Brother Monkey handled it freely, "Tell this military master, there are 18 of us brothers, and the rest are betting on horses in the back, just to make a big deal. This is our eldest brother Tang Daguan, I am the second monkey official, there are also the third official Xiong, the fourth official pig, the fifth official Huang, the sixth official Sha, and a girl who takes care of the daily life. First come to the front to find the way."

These words were spoken so fluently that the soldiers guarding the gate were impatient and listened carefully. They only took a look at the white horse we were leading and the queue behind us, and let them go, "You horses are so handsome."

"TOEFL, TOEFL." Brother Hou smiled and led the horse, and was about to leave when he found Zhu Bajie talking lively with someone behind him, "Idiot, stop talking, it's time for us to enter the city!"

"Understood!" Zhu Bajie responded, and then said goodbye, "Brother, I won't lie to you, if you can go to Xiliang Women's Country, the selling price of your goods can be doubled."

When we entered the city, Brother Hou was still complaining about Zhu Bajie talking endlessly with people.

"You don't understand." Zhu Bajie was very complacent this time, "Businessmen have business experience. Once this jargon is spoken, people who hear it will know that we are serious businessmen. Even if someone doubts it, someone will testify to us. .”

This sounds reasonable, but——

"You just feel itchy, do you want to do business again?" I asked.

Zhu Bajie said "hehe" twice, just about to scratch his head, but when his hand touched the scarf, he retracted, "Well, what are we taking, where are we going to stay tonight? There is no temple here to stay, shall we go to a hotel? "

"It's better to rent a small courtyard, let's live by ourselves, and don't let people come in and out at will, so we can feel more at ease, so that it won't save us from accidentally getting prickly heat on our heads." Bai Jingjing said meaningfully.

Even Brother Monkey didn't refute her this time, but we still haven't found an independent small courtyard that we can rent.

There are too many merchants coming and going here, and it is very prosperous. It might be possible in the off-season, but now, the hotels with good conditions are full. We finally dropped the standard again and again, and found an inn.The inn is a bit old, it is run by a widow, she is also a warm person, first a villain and then a gentleman, and she clearly explained the expenses here.

"For the first-class banquet, five qian silver per person, you can invite a young lady to accompany you; for the middle-level banquet, two qian silver per person, no young lady, only some fruit and wine; for the low-level banquet, no one is waiting, there is food in the pot for yourself Go get it, if you’re sleepy, take some hay to make a bed on the floor, and when it’s dawn, you can just give me a few pennies.” Widow Zhao said, “I don’t know which class the guests want?”

"It needs to be top-notch." Brother Monkey said, "However, our brothers have traveled all the way through mountains and rivers. We have worked hard for many days, and there is no oil in our stomachs. If we eat meat all of a sudden, I am afraid that we will feel uncomfortable in our stomachs. You don't want to eat meat dishes these few days, be careful. Let's make a few vegetarian dishes so that we can nourish our stomachs."

"Then do you want a young lady? It is very convenient for me to invite people here. If the guest officer likes it, I will let someone carry the sedan chair out of the courtyard to invite you." Widow Zhao said, "I dare not say anything else. Ladies, everyone is very likable and has a good way of serving people, so I guarantee that the guests will relieve their fatigue and feel at ease."

At first, what Widow Zhao said about the little lady, I thought it was the maid serving the meal, but after she finished speaking, I realized that this is not the simple waitress I imagined, but another kind of occupation that is not so simple .

It can be said that I have traveled tens of thousands of miles, and I have never encountered such a situation.

When did the inn have this additional service?

Fortunately, Brother Hou is very stable, "Forget it, don't, don't, we all have families, and we travel all day without staying at home, so how can we be sorry for the mother-in-law at home. You just make some hot soup and hot dishes for you." We can, then boil the hot water and take a good bath before we rest."

Although Widow Zhao still had a smile on her face and a very attentive attitude, she couldn't hide the disappointment she felt.I think so, we push so many additional services all at once, even the food and drinks are vegetarian, not as lucrative as meat dishes, the money she can earn is very limited.

"Boss lady." Bai Jingjing took out a silver ingot from her bag and handed it to the boss lady, "We will live here for at least half a month, this is your deposit, and we will start from here if we eat and use. Buckle, look for me again without you."

The proprietress laughed like a flower in an instant, "Oh, girl, you are so beautiful and generous. With you here, it's no wonder that these officials look down on the little lady in the courtyard."

Brother Hou rolled his eyes, and Bai Jingjing's smile froze.

I seem to understand why the conditions of this inn are not too bad but the source of customers is not abundant. As soon as the proprietress opened her mouth, she immediately offended the person who made up her mind and the patron.

Next, with a smile on her face, Bai Jingjing went through the inside and outside of the inn, and finally decided on the right half of the upper floor, which must be dry and ventilated, sunny, clean and insect-free. If there are few people to bother you, and if you think the smell in the room is not good, you should light up the incense.In short, as long as the people in this inn are idle for a little bit, they will be sent around by her.

"I still feel puzzled." After everything was cleaned up and those people left, Bai Jingjing said, "One or two laughed like idiots, and those who didn't laugh like idiots scolded me A vixen with a thousand knives."

"A vixen is not as good as you." Monkey Brother replied.

"That's right." Bai Jingjing didn't know what she thought of, and she felt elated again.