novelraw Chapter 435 - 421: What an iconic scene! A late-night adult game!
Chapter 435 - 421: What an iconic scene! A late-night adult game!
〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜
"...The people of the Axis Cult are truly too terrifying!"
Seeing the noble’s eyes glowing red, Kohei was scared pale, his legs and knees trembling uncontrollably.
He didn’t expect to see perverts who would "rise to the occasion" for men in there. They really don’t reject anyone; all kinds of people are in there!
Azusa-senpai silently added a follow-up strike:
"Don’t forget what Aqua said, the Axis Cult doctrine... accepts any form of love."
Hearing that this noble believed in the Axis Cult, she instantly felt it was quite reasonable!
Hearing this, Iori began to gloat, spreading his hands to show his helplessness:
"Rin-san tried her best. He insisted on jumping in himself; you can’t blame anyone else."
Only now did they realize how much effort Rin had put in to avoid this situation! She really did her best, but she couldn’t stop Dust from running straight into the muzzle.
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[ After the two left, they heard from Rin the rumor that Darkness was going to be married off to the fat lord. Kazuma immediately ran home to share this intelligence with everyone.
Then, Kazuma and the others unanimously decided to infiltrate the mansion to find Darkness and ask for a clear explanation... Soon, it was the middle of the night, and several sneaky figures appeared near the Dustiness mansion.
"Alright, Aqua, I’m counting on you!"
Aqua followed Kazuma’s instructions and cast several buff spells on him: "Powered, Haste, Resistance, Versatile Entertainer..."
Kazuma looked at the faint light flashing across his body and couldn’t help but ask: "What was the last one?"
Aqua clenched her fist to show encouragement: "Magic that turns people into masters of talent!"
Speechless, Kazuma reached out with both hands, grabbed Aqua’s cheeks, and pulled until Aqua cried out in pain before letting go.
Subsequently, Kazuma told the two of them to go back first. Aqua and the others, who lacked stealth skills, were not suitable for infiltration. ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Seriously, Aqua, just how many divine positions do you hold part-time... Goddess of Wisdom, Goddess of Water, God of Talent, Goddess of Banquets! That’s four already."
Add to that her habit of sleeping while hugging a wine bottle at all times, and saying she’s the God of Wine wouldn’t be wrong either. Could it be she collects five salaries?
Watching Aqua’s bewildering behavior, even the crowd outside the video couldn’t help but sigh along: she’s still that cute... cute in a stupid way!
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 7th singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—
Ishtar, a fellow goddess, covered her cheeks with both hands and said with a hate-iron-for-not-becoming-steel exasperation:
"It’s rare to see her not use Nature’s Beauty, but what the hell is this Versatile Entertainer...?"
The skill’s name’s meaning is unclear, and the effect is even more bizarre. He’s going to infiltrate, not participate in some talent show... Does she plan to have Kazuma perform talents for the guards?
Merlin said somewhat uncertainly,
"Aqua probably just used all the buff magic she knows. It won’t have any negative impact anyway!"
He didn’t dare guarantee it. After all, even he shouldn’t try to understand Goddess Aqua’s thought process; doing so would only lower his own intelligence.
Ishtar sighed:
"In that case, rather than adding magic, it would be more practical to just give him a mask."
As long as Kazuma wears a mask, he can let himself go completely! Even the Royal Capital would be a walk in the park, let alone infiltrating a small noble’s house.
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[ Regarding infiltration, Kazuma was already a habitual offender. He slipped inside in a few moves, but a problem lay before him: he didn’t know where Darkness’s room was.
This couldn’t help but distress him. Then, hiding behind a door, Kazuma began to rack his brains: "If Darkness ordered a late-night snack, I could follow behind the servant delivering the food and get to her room..."
But Kazuma then shook his head, feeling it wasn’t very realistic. At a time like this, if only he had a talent for mimicking voices or something... Wait, talent?
Kazuma suddenly thought of something, gave a dry cough, and began to imitate: "My name is Norris!"
The high degree of similarity in the voice gave Kazuma a big scare. Then, he couldn’t wait to imitate Darkness’s voice: "Kazuma-sama is amazing... hold me!"
Even mimicking Darkness’s voice was indistinguishable from the real thing. Kazuma was incredibly excited: "This is too useful! This is way too useful! I’ll apologize to Aqua when I get back." ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Holy crap, this Versatile Entertainer buff isn’t a conceptual skill, is it? As long as it fits the definition of an entertainer, can it be used? Just how many sub-skills does this buff contain!"
"I underestimated Aqua before. She actually stacked the right buff this time. Would a skill loved by a goddess be bad?"
Aqua is indeed the Goddess of Wisdom! Just like you never know what move she’ll use next, you can never guess when she’ll be reliable and when she won’t!
Schrödinger’s Goddess: when you think she’s reliable, you’ll definitely get screwed; when you think you’ve been screwed, you’ll find Aqua terrifyingly reliable!
It’s all about that constant flip-flopping!
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[ Kazuma used the voice mimicry to order a late-night snack for Darkness, then followed the maid delivering the food to find the room.
Then, seeing the timing was right and no one was around, Kazuma knocked on the door and used the simulated voice to blurt out a huge chunk of Darkness’s dark history.
Hearing this, Darkness didn’t have time to think. With tears in her eyes and flushed cheeks, she rushed to the door, opened it, and locked eyes with Kazuma!
"INTRUSION!!" Kazuma seized the opportunity, pushed her onto the bed in the room, and reached out to cover her mouth: "Don’t think that I, strengthened by support magic, will easily lose to your strength!"
However, Kazuma realized that Darkness had no intention of resisting. He saw tears welling up in the corners of Darkness’s eyes, her face rosy, and rapid breaths escaping from between his fingers.
This actually made Kazuma panic. He looked left and right as if searching for a witness: "Hey, don’t close your eyes like you’ve given up! Don’t close your eyes, don’t close your eyes!"
"Listen well, I’m going to let go of you now, don’t scream, okay!" After seeing Darkness nod slightly, Kazuma breathed a sigh of relief and finally took his hand away.
The moment he let go, Darkness’s voice resonated through the entire mansion: "THERE’S A THIEF!!!" ]
[ .....]
〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
Megumin looked at the scene before her and got inexplicably angry:
"You guy, didn’t you say you were going to ask Darkness for a clear explanation? How did it turn into a night raid?!"
This atmosphere, this mood, plus Darkness’s act of closing her eyes—what part of this looks like asking for an explanation? It clearly looks more like a night raid.
Facing Megumin’s questioning, Kazuma spread his hands without changing his expression:
"I knew this would happen... Also, you should be asking Darkness why she closed her eyes. And why scream! Darkness, I just wanted to ask you something."
He wasn’t some dense protagonist. Anyone could see the atmosphere was heading in an increasingly strange direction, so it wasn’t surprising to be misunderstood.
The key lay in Darkness’s reaction. No matter how you looked at it, it was very suspicious; she must be hiding some secret.
"Huh? Th... that..."
Darkness, having the conversation pointed at her, instantly blushed, her voice trembling:
"This is something from the future... I don’t know either!"
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[ Darkness’s scream instantly attracted a large group of guards to the door, who started knocking: "Young Miss, what happened? I’ll open the door right now."
"You actually played me." Kazuma reached out to cover Darkness’s mouth and clamped down on her body.
Then he began to simulate Darkness’s voice, shouting out the door: "Don’t open it! My current appearance isn’t fit to be seen. I was just playing a game too intensely just now. It felt too good, and I couldn’t help but shout out!"
Hearing Darkness’s somewhat breathless voice coming from inside the room, the guards widened their eyes in surprise: "Huh? What are you playing in the middle of the night..."
"Of course, it’s an adult game I’m playing by myself. Don’t make me say it out loud, it’s so embarrassing!" Hearing Kazuma’s mimicry, Darkness, whose mouth was covered, blushed furiously with tears in her eyes, shaking her head desperately in denial.
After hearing this explanation, the guards outside all blushed and lowered their heads in embarrassment. Then they heard Darkness’s voice from inside again.
"What? You say you want to confirm my safety, but actually, you just want to see me in this seductive pose? You big pervert, ahhh..." Kazuma’s hand was squeezed hard by Darkness, causing him to let out a miserable scream.
"Wh... what’s wrong?" Hearing this shout that contained a hint of pain, the people outside fell into panic again.
"It’s nothing... I just forgot to turn off that suspicious magic tool, ahhh!! It... It’s going to break! It’s going to get weird..."
Kazuma endured the pain of his right hand nearly being twisted off and continued to shout in Darkness’s voice: "It really won’t work if this keeps up, I’m going to break...!"
Hearing these bizarre shouts, the guards all blushed and ran away in a hurry. ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, I can’t, I’m literally dying of laughter... This can’t be described simply as ’defying the heavens’ anymore; these are all wild, suggestive words!"
"Pfft... hahaha, in a sense, something really is going to break, but it’s not the magic tool, it’s Kazuma’s hand."
The crowd outside the video clutched their bellies and laughed uproariously, unable to stand up straight. Indeed, when it comes to being a pervert and a brute, you have to look at Kazuma’s performance; it’s absolutely unmatched!
There were also many people with dark lines on their faces who simultaneously reached out to cover children’s ears. This wasn’t something they should hear; it was full of suggestive language.
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〜Spy x Family World〜
Twilight was one of those covering a child’s ears. Seeing it end, he finally breathed a sigh of relief:
"Really... what on earth are they saying?"
Adult games in the middle of the night? Magic tools? Going to break? Can these children listen to these things? Even adults would feel ashamed hearing it.
"Although Kazuma did it to drive away the guards, this method is too extreme...."
Even as a spy, Twilight felt this method was too radical.
After this kind of talk gets out, Darkness’s reputation will definitely be ruined tomorrow! Especially since gossip travels fastest among nobles.
Anya, even after hearing Twilight’s inner thoughts, was completely confused... What is an adult game?
〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Ka... Kazuma, what have you done!"
Darkness, with tears in her eyes, grabbed Kazuma by the collar and lifted him.
Kazuma, being lifted and shaken continuously, gradually started foaming at the mouth:
"Don’t worry, the people outside the video know it was me speaking..."
"But the guards inside don’t know! Next, the news that the eldest daughter of the Dustiness family is a pervert will spread... Uh, that doesn’t seem too bad actually."
Darkness, holding such thoughts, suddenly put Kazuma down. Her face flushed, she snorted hot breaths from her nose and began panting heavily.
Aqua, on the other hand, reached out to take the foaming Kazuma and continued to shake him, occasionally slapping him twice:
"Wake up, Kazuma! Didn’t you say you were going to solemnly apologize to me, the Goddess? Hey, wake up!"
Finally, it was Megumin who couldn’t bear it and reminded her:
"Aqua! If you keep shaking him, he’s going to go see the Goddess Eris again."
"Is that so?"
Looking at the unconscious Kazuma, Aqua realized belatedly and finally began to cast healing magic on him.
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